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Guess whats happening here & why.
« on: 2014-01-28, 21:52:18 »
Guess what is happening, how, & why. :)
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Re: Guess whats happening here & why.
« Reply #1 on: 2014-01-28, 22:01:53 »
Shot to the forearm/hand...demi-gauntlet proves to not be good enough!

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Re: Guess whats happening here & why.
« Reply #2 on: 2014-01-28, 22:11:41 »
It almost looks like you're lining up a shot for one really awesome game of armored croquet, but I'm going to guess it's actually something a little more painful than that. ;)
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Re: Guess whats happening here & why.
« Reply #3 on: 2014-01-28, 22:15:11 »
It almost looks like you're lining up a shot for one really awesome game of armored croquet...

lol, seconded!
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Re: Guess whats happening here & why.
« Reply #4 on: 2014-01-28, 22:42:26 »
If I had to guess, I'd say something hurts and you're cradling it...probably not hands or arms as you could stand straight up and cradle it.  So, what happened?
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Re: Guess whats happening here & why.
« Reply #5 on: 2014-01-28, 23:38:38 »
kicked in the nuts and you threw up in your helmet?

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Re: Guess whats happening here & why.
« Reply #6 on: 2014-01-29, 00:15:38 »
Stabbing your sword into someone!
your body language doesnt give me any signs of serious pain.
But then again you are in armor, And Im not an expert on body language.
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Re: Guess whats happening here & why.
« Reply #7 on: 2014-01-29, 00:50:48 »
I was fighting Mahon at the Silver Desert Championship out in Fallon in August and was using a borrowed lenticular centergrip. Mahon threw a steep angled 'J' shot to my lead upper leg, which was my left, and I voided the leg while blocking with the shield and threw a counter. The sword skipped of the shield and into my cup without losing much momentum.

It' would have been brilliant with a round shield, kite or anything else but what I had.  :(

Below a pic of us around when it happened.
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Re: Guess whats happening here & why.
« Reply #8 on: 2014-01-29, 14:37:29 »


One word: Ouch.

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Re: Guess whats happening here & why.
« Reply #9 on: 2014-01-29, 15:58:12 »
I was going to guess testing this in armor:
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Re: Guess whats happening here & why.
« Reply #10 on: 2014-01-29, 16:12:01 »
Protect Thy Crotch!
Dang that person is Huge.
But size doesn't always matter.
except when they J shot.
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Re: Guess whats happening here & why.
« Reply #11 on: 2014-01-29, 20:02:21 »
I WIN!

i knew that was a crotch shot

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Re: Guess whats happening here & why.
« Reply #12 on: 2014-01-30, 03:34:37 »
I WIN!

i knew that was a crotch shot
I'm a day late and a dollar short.  I know that pose, I've been there.  :o
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Re: Guess whats happening here & why.
« Reply #13 on: 2014-01-30, 03:50:10 »
I WIN!

i knew that was a crotch shot
I'm a day late and a dollar short.  I know that pose, I've been there.  :o

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Re: Guess whats happening here & why.
« Reply #14 on: 2014-01-30, 04:13:42 »
If only you had balls of steel like me. Then it wouldn't have hurt so much.
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