And humans taste like pork. 
No, they only smell like pork when being burned (or cooked if you will) - it doesn't taste like anything you've had before. 
Long pig, they say... 
I had to lay of the humans. Apparently there high in cholesterol.
So it's just Cheerios with a teaspoon of kitten bits for me.
The trick to a good dog is to cook for 5 hours at 450 degrees in a conventional oven.
The real trick is to add seasoning and stuffing at the 3 hour point. Some taters and carrots, well it's fine eatings.
Someone offered me chicken once. I brought down the slap of justice because of it.