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Re: Funnies
« Reply #120 on: 2011-03-30, 18:56:08 »
ahhahahahahaha
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #121 on: 2011-03-30, 19:47:12 »
Quote from: Sir Edward on 2011-03-30, 18:50:17

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/59/Fall-on-sword.png/200px-Fall-on-sword.png

The correct way to fall on your sword.

Hey, if someone were unfortunate enough to have it happen the second way, well, I'm thinking Fate decreed him deserving of it!
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #122 on: 2011-04-01, 01:00:44 »
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #123 on: 2011-04-02, 13:19:41 »

Some days, I should just leave the helmet on.



... you know, during that time of the month. :)
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #124 on: 2011-04-04, 05:53:36 »


A Grazing Mace

A grazing mace, how sweet the sound, that felled my foe for me
I bashed his head, he struck the ground, and thus came victory

My mace has taught my foes to fear, that mace my fear relieved
How precious did my mace appear, when I my mace received

Through many tourneys, wars, and fairs, I have already come
My mace has brought me safe thus far, my mace will bring me home

The King has promised good to me, his word my hope secures
I will his shield and weapon be, when he gives me my spurs

And when my mace my foeman nails, that mortal strife shall cease
And we'll possess within our pale, a life of joy and peace

A grazing mace, how sweet the sound that flattened a wretch like thee!
Whose head is flat, that once was round; done in by my mace....and me!

A grazing mace, how sweet the sound that smites a foe like thee
You're left there lying on the ground, you've left the field to me!
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #125 on: 2011-04-04, 14:16:38 »
Quote from: RauttSkegg on 2011-04-04, 05:53:36


A Grazing Mace

A grazing mace, how sweet the sound, that felled my foe for me
I bashed his head, he struck the ground, and thus came victory

My mace has taught my foes to fear, that mace my fear relieved
How precious did my mace appear, when I my mace received

Through many tourneys, wars, and fairs, I have already come
My mace has brought me safe thus far, my mace will bring me home

The King has promised good to me, his word my hope secures
I will his shield and weapon be, when he gives me my spurs

And when my mace my foeman nails, that mortal strife shall cease
And we'll possess within our pale, a life of joy and peace

A grazing mace, how sweet the sound that flattened a wretch like thee!
Whose head is flat, that once was round; done in by my mace....and me!

A grazing mace, how sweet the sound that smites a foe like thee
You're left there lying on the ground, you've left the field to me!

OK, now that is awesome. :)
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #126 on: 2011-04-04, 22:08:20 »
Maces make people happy.

Look how happy that man's mace has made him. :D

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Re: Funnies
« Reply #127 on: 2011-04-05, 14:53:40 »

Nothing says love like a gothic flanged mace. :)
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #128 on: 2011-04-05, 16:00:10 »
... Just finished cleaning coffee off my keyboard.  I now have a new quote. :)
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #129 on: 2011-04-05, 19:55:16 »
Quote from: Sir Edward on 2011-04-05, 14:53:40

Nothing says love like a gothic flanged mace. :)

<snicker>   ;)
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #130 on: 2011-04-06, 13:09:40 »
Quote from: Sword Chick on 2011-04-05, 19:55:16
Quote from: Sir Edward on 2011-04-05, 14:53:40

Nothing says love like a gothic flanged mace. :)

<snicker>   ;)

I knew you'd like that. :)

There really is just something about a mace that puts smiles on people's faces. :)
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #131 on: 2011-04-06, 13:52:08 »

We need to make a video like this. :)

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7U1Y9DkYxI&feature=player_embedded[/youtube]
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #132 on: 2011-04-06, 15:13:44 »
Oh, that is GREAT!!!!  I lol'd for real at the ending!
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #133 on: 2011-04-06, 16:51:26 »
heheh not gonna get my armour wet
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #134 on: 2011-04-06, 17:19:49 »

Yeah, the rain would be a problem. I think what would be better would be to add a light snowfall in post-production.
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