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Re: Funnies
« Reply #570 on: 2014-01-13, 20:31:22 »
Quote from: DouglasTheYounger on 2014-01-13, 17:58:06
:o :o
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I'll let you know if I have any bleach left over after I wash my brain out. ;)
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #571 on: 2014-01-14, 04:50:51 »
Why do I have the strange feeling that Sir James is already in the progress of making this calendar?
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #572 on: 2014-01-14, 15:17:45 »
Quote from: Sir Aiden on 2014-01-14, 04:50:51
Why do I have the strange feeling that Sir James is already in the progress of making this calendar?

Why would he be wearing an ailette there?  Sir James knows better than..Oh dear! :o
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #573 on: 2014-01-15, 11:53:08 »
Quote from: Sir Nate on 2014-01-13, 20:19:02
Don't forget we need halberd too. Wenches love the halberds.

No, they love the sword (without the scabbard).  8)
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #574 on: 2014-01-15, 16:05:00 »
Quote from: Lord Dane on 2014-01-15, 11:53:08
Quote from: Sir Nate on 2014-01-13, 20:19:02
Don't forget we need halberd too. Wenches love the halberds.

No, they love the sword (without the scabbard).  8)

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if you don't take it out, it's going to rust! :D
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #575 on: 2014-01-15, 16:31:44 »
Quote from: James Anderson III on 2014-01-15, 16:05:00
Quote from: Lord Dane on 2014-01-15, 11:53:08
Quote from: Sir Nate on 2014-01-13, 20:19:02
Don't forget we need halberd too. Wenches love the halberds.

No, they love the sword (without the scabbard).  8)

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if you don't take it out, it's going to rust! :D

Is that the medieval equivalent of 'If you don't use it, you lose it?' :)
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #576 on: 2014-01-15, 16:54:50 »
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #577 on: 2014-01-15, 18:17:08 »
Quote from: Ian on 2014-01-15, 16:31:44
Quote from: James Anderson III on 2014-01-15, 16:05:00
Quote from: Lord Dane on 2014-01-15, 11:53:08
Quote from: Sir Nate on 2014-01-13, 20:19:02
Don't forget we need halberd too. Wenches love the halberds.

No, they love the sword (without the scabbard).  8)

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if you don't take it out, it's going to rust! :D

Is that the medieval equivalent of 'If you don't use it, you lose it?' :)

Couldn't find the video, but it's a Highlander quote: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102034/quotes

Which I butchered slightly, it's "take it out AND USE IT", but, close enough
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #578 on: 2014-01-15, 20:34:24 »
Should there be beard pics, like the knights have everything but pants on and there privies are being covered by a beard?
Maybe that's too extreme.
(Just thought of the goblin kings scrotum beard from the hobbit)
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #579 on: 2014-01-18, 17:00:26 »




Escalated quickly, escalatored quickly.....
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #580 on: 2014-01-18, 19:30:21 »


I can't skate, and don't own skates, so, chances of me reproducing this are minimal...
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #581 on: 2014-01-19, 01:47:30 »
Quote from: James Anderson III on 2014-01-18, 17:00:26




Escalated quickly, escalatored quickly.....

You Threw A Trident At someone!
Might want to stay low for a few days.
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #582 on: 2014-01-19, 03:54:27 »
#donottrythisathome
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #583 on: 2014-01-19, 22:31:00 »
Quote from: James Anderson III on 2014-01-18, 19:30:21


I can't skate, and don't own skates, so, chances of me reproducing this are minimal...

I've had the idea for years to do a "Crusaders on Ice", but yeah, I'd probably break my neck in any such attempt. :)
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #584 on: 2014-01-21, 03:03:05 »
Quote from: Sir Edward on 2014-01-19, 22:31:00
Quote from: James Anderson III on 2014-01-18, 19:30:21


I can't skate, and don't own skates, so, chances of me reproducing this are minimal...

I've had the idea for years to do a "Crusaders on Ice", but yeah, I'd probably break my neck in any such attempt. :)

They don't have piece of armor to prevent that?
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