Looks like just about anyone can get ordained by ULC, provided they take the online course, right? You do not see that as a conflict of interest considering you are an avowed atheist as well?
By the way, I thought The Big Lebowski was the perfect homage to the old weed flicks of the 70s like the Cheech & Chong series of movies...but was also a black comedy, which I was not prepared for.