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Thorsteinn

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Ah HAH!!! I've got her!
« on: 2014-05-30, 05:18:32 »
AH HAH!!!

I got a wedding date out of Tamalyn!  :D

She will marry me once she's dropped about 20lbs and weigh's 180lbs. Then she gave me control of her diet, and we already have a 24/7 gym membership.

hehehe...hahaha... hohoho... Let the games begin!  8)
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Re: Ah HAH!!! I've got her!
« Reply #1 on: 2014-05-30, 13:02:00 »

Hey, congrats! That's an interesting arrangement you have there. It should be fun. ;)
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Re: Ah HAH!!! I've got her!
« Reply #2 on: 2014-05-30, 13:54:39 »
Congrats!
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Re: Ah HAH!!! I've got her!
« Reply #3 on: 2014-05-30, 19:42:12 »
Congratulations!!!
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Re: Ah HAH!!! I've got her!
« Reply #4 on: 2014-05-30, 20:15:35 »
Congrats, man!!  ;D
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Re: Ah HAH!!! I've got her!
« Reply #5 on: 2014-05-30, 23:06:11 »
Huzzah!
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Re: Ah HAH!!! I've got her!
« Reply #6 on: 2014-05-31, 00:11:07 »
Yesterday was her Monday even yet we hit the gym. Tomorrow morning we shall do it again before her shift.
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Re: Ah HAH!!! I've got her!
« Reply #7 on: 2014-05-31, 03:59:52 »
Congratulations!   :)



P.S. Never give away a ladies’ weight if you wish to sleep anywhere but the doghouse!  Been there, done that.    :-[
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Re: Ah HAH!!! I've got her!
« Reply #8 on: 2014-06-03, 19:43:26 »
Probably shouldn't tell us all what her weight is (some things a lady likes to keep to herself) - with that said, congratulations.  You can help her out w/the weight loss and make it a joint venture!
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Re: Ah HAH!!! I've got her!
« Reply #9 on: 2014-06-03, 20:54:12 »
I'll take measurements and proportions over weights any day of the week. Weight? What is she, a long sword? :D
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Re: Ah HAH!!! I've got her!
« Reply #10 on: 2014-06-03, 21:27:30 »
She's 5'9" and 198lbs. Before she got pregnant she was 180 and athletic (did yoga daily. Ran 2 miles every other day. Worked 40hrs a week in a kitchen. Etc).
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Re: Ah HAH!!! I've got her!
« Reply #11 on: 2014-06-06, 03:13:13 »
2.4lbs down and 15.6 to go. :)

Now to see what happens first: She kills me from the strain, or she gets used to the diet. :)
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Re: Ah HAH!!! I've got her!
« Reply #12 on: 2014-06-06, 13:59:36 »

What sort of diet are you trying? I'm just curious.

I've known several people to try Atkins, and get sick of it right quick. :) Dieting is such a pain in general. It's probably easier when you're accountable to someone else for it.
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Re: Ah HAH!!! I've got her!
« Reply #13 on: 2014-06-07, 19:53:02 »
Quote from: Sir Edward on 2014-06-06, 13:59:36

What sort of diet are you trying? I'm just curious.

I've known several people to try Atkins, and get sick of it right quick. :) Dieting is such a pain in general. It's probably easier when you're accountable to someone else for it.


There is always the see-food diet
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Re: Ah HAH!!! I've got her!
« Reply #14 on: 2014-06-08, 01:39:21 »
Quote from: Sir Edward on 2014-06-06, 13:59:36
What sort of diet are you trying? I'm just curious.

I've known several people to try Atkins, and get sick of it right quick. :) Dieting is such a pain in general. It's probably easier when you're accountable to someone else for it.

The "Sean Lost 50lbs Twice This Way" diet.  ;D

Low carb (so that you can still have cookies or pizza now and again) high veg, moderate protein. Gym time 3x week & other exercise 4x a week. 2000 cal/day goal.

Keeping the weight off can be hard, especially around Xmas but it will make getting in shape easier. She has protein most every day in the form of 2 eggs. It's a very fluid diet designed to be sustainable, flavorful, and adaptable. Like tonight were having a good low fat meal of chicken, barley, & veg but I'm adding cookies to it because she has had a damned hard week.
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