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the world is at an end
« on: 2013-12-14, 14:56:44 »
snow in the Holy lands, Jerusalem, Cairo and Syria. First time in a century, what would our brothers in arms have said at this sight?

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Re: the world is at an end
« Reply #1 on: 2013-12-14, 16:18:22 »
"'Go on a Crusade,' the Pope said! 'It will be just like a Mediterranean vacation!' the Pope said!"
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So a Norman, a Saxon, and a Viking walk into England....

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Re: the world is at an end
« Reply #2 on: 2013-12-14, 17:32:35 »
When I was younger and just started collecting my armor, i went tricker treating in it. Someone told me a templar outfit was great for the end of the world...?
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Re: the world is at an end
« Reply #3 on: 2013-12-14, 18:43:21 »
Ski down the pyramids of course!
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Re: the world is at an end
« Reply #4 on: 2013-12-14, 18:56:03 »
Maybe I should stop putting off getting that suit of full plate, just in case...
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Re: the world is at an end
« Reply #5 on: 2013-12-16, 01:20:04 »
Here Comes hellgate, TEmplars prepare.
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Re: the world is at an end
« Reply #6 on: 2013-12-16, 16:24:11 »
Pyramid sledding, you say?

In full armor, you say?

I'm in!!
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Re: the world is at an end
« Reply #7 on: 2013-12-16, 18:07:48 »
Pyramid sledding, you say?

In full armor, you say?

I'm in!!

Think of the rust though!

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Re: the world is at an end
« Reply #8 on: 2013-12-16, 21:37:47 »
Ski down the pyramids of course!

That would have worked, once upon a time... They used to be smooth. But with the surface stones removed, the stepped surfaces might be problematic. The blocks are typically 0.75m to 1.5m in size... ;)

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Re: the world is at an end
« Reply #9 on: 2013-12-16, 21:47:47 »
Ski down the pyramids of course!

That would have worked, once upon a time... They used to be smooth. But with the surface stones removed, the stepped surfaces might be problematic. The blocks are typically 0.75m to 1.5m in size... ;)

But the snow would cushion your fall as you tumbled and bounced down the side Homer Simpson-style. ;)
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Re: the world is at an end
« Reply #10 on: 2013-12-16, 22:30:28 »
Ski down the pyramids of course!

That would have worked, once upon a time... They used to be smooth. But with the surface stones removed, the stepped surfaces might be problematic. The blocks are typically 0.75m to 1.5m in size... ;)

But the snow would cushion your fall as you tumbled and bounced down the side Homer Simpson-style. ;)

Butt Plates Time!
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Re: the world is at an end
« Reply #11 on: 2013-12-17, 02:54:38 »
Maybe I should stop putting off getting that suit of full plate, just in case...

It's never a bad time to get a suit of full plate! :D
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Re: the world is at an end
« Reply #12 on: 2013-12-17, 04:51:35 »
I'll build a pyramid out of snow! And carve it out. Or make a second  Jerusalem! Greatest snow fort ever! We could accompany it with a full blown snow ball fight! Full side catapults launching enormous balls of snow. Siege Jerusalem! Have in small print *we are not responsible for injuries or death*
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