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Thorsteinn

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Re: Funnies
« Reply #930 on: 2016-09-10, 17:51:52 »
Raise your hand if this applies to you.
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #931 on: 2016-09-12, 01:22:10 »
So how does one fight a armed & armored man when you are an unarmored? Easy! Use Hokuto no Ken.



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Re: Funnies
« Reply #932 on: 2016-09-21, 18:50:04 »
Or a rock and a sling, if you're sufficiently smaller than your opponent.  I have it on good authority that it worked at least once in antiquity.  ;)
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #933 on: 2017-01-07, 20:11:53 »
 ;D
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #934 on: 2017-01-10, 14:05:53 »
That guy sounds like a New Yorkah lol
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