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« on: 2010-10-21, 20:46:53 »

I figured I'd set up a thread for us to post humorous spoofs and the like. Here are some of the ones we've posted previously elsewhere on the forum, to get it started:

Argent, three ghouls gules




And of course, Sir Brian and I having a spur fight:

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Re: Funnies
« Reply #1 on: 2010-10-21, 21:13:33 »
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #2 on: 2010-10-22, 14:58:14 »
Man, I can't find the Medieval Headshot one...it was simple, looks like the one posted by Sir Edward and it said:

Boom!  I have shot thine head!

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Re: Funnies
« Reply #3 on: 2010-10-22, 15:20:13 »
Man, I can't find the Medieval Headshot one...it was simple, looks like the one posted by Sir Edward and it said:

Boom!  I have shot thine head!

It was in a thread on myArmoury, and it looks like the thread got deleted because it was getting offensive to some. There's a "mobile" copy of the thread that still turns up in google, so I found what you were looking for. :)  (here)






And of course some Monty Python stuff:





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Re: Funnies
« Reply #4 on: 2010-10-22, 15:31:36 »
Man, that was awesome- exactly what I was referring to, couldn't find the damn thing.  Kudos, Sir Edward- your google skills are top notch!

On that third tapestry, I actually saw a 'ringmail' coat on eBay that looked a lot like the one guy second from the left in that picture.  When I got a closer look at that ringmail coat, I realized it was sack material with grommets sewn in all over.

Its going for $150 too...I consider it the longbowman's pin cushion.  It'd be a great way to hone one's skill in the bow, that's for sure.  lol
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #7 on: 2010-10-22, 16:12:29 »
I showed this to my wife who immediately wanted to commission it for our cat, Niko...but I don't think he'd ever let me put it on him!  lol

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Re: Funnies
« Reply #8 on: 2010-10-22, 17:21:58 »

Yeah, I love that guy's cat armor. It's a shame he only made them as art items and doesn't take commissions. :)
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #9 on: 2010-10-22, 17:58:40 »
Can you think of a cat that would sit still and allow all that crap put on it?  Mine won't even wear a collar!  But dogs, on the other hand...dogs might be amenable if you got'm started early.

Since I don't have sons or a reliable squire, I may have to go this route and get a dog.  Although, he wouldn't be much help getting ME armored up!  lol
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #10 on: 2010-10-22, 18:26:02 »
White Blaze's alter Ego Black Blaze wore armor. He was a mighty tiger. Roar!

What, is Ronin Warriors too anime?

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Re: Funnies
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« Reply #12 on: 2010-10-22, 21:28:05 »




both from Pitbull armory

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Re: Funnies
« Reply #14 on: 2010-10-22, 22:36:04 »
Can't breathe! Laughing too hard!