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Sir James A

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Swordfighting level: expert
« on: 2015-09-23, 16:49:15 »
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Re: Swordfighting level: expert
« Reply #1 on: 2015-09-23, 21:50:39 »
i think there was some dry humping involved there
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Re: Swordfighting level: expert
« Reply #2 on: 2015-09-23, 22:34:27 »
Clean up in isle 7.
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Re: Swordfighting level: expert
« Reply #3 on: 2015-09-24, 13:27:42 »
Video link had a time-index to start at the end. Here's a clean embed:

(and wow, that was absolutely painful to watch) :)

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Re: Swordfighting level: expert
« Reply #4 on: 2015-09-24, 13:51:40 »
I'm inclined to agree with Sir wolf here...I mean, whose bedroom were they in?  Why did the balding guy look like the Bishop in the 04 movie King Arthur?  And what were those weapons made of, balsa wood?  They clacked when they came together.  But other than that it was a great fight.  ;)
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Re: Swordfighting level: expert
« Reply #5 on: 2015-09-24, 15:39:02 »
I found it hard to follow their movements.
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Re: Swordfighting level: expert
« Reply #6 on: 2015-09-24, 16:18:01 »
I like the candlestick maneuver. Especially when Knock-off Kirk Douglas tries to block with it, but Bald Guy breaks off one of the candles, freeing his sword. Now a lesser swordsman would have foolishly seen that as an opening for another attack and somebody might have gotten hurt, but these are clearly masters. Bald Guy expertly stops his blade in mid-swing so he can position it where it was supposed to go, preventing disaster and allowing Knock-off Kirk Douglas to bind the sword in the candlestick's arms.

Bravo, I say! Good show! *golf clap*
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Re: Swordfighting level: expert
« Reply #7 on: 2015-09-24, 19:01:29 »
Do you think when actors are pretending to be permanently stuck in a bind it dawns on them that they can easily slip their sword out and wonder why they're told to pretend like the swords are made out of super-glue?
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Re: Swordfighting level: expert
« Reply #8 on: 2015-09-24, 20:38:16 »
Quote from: Ian on 2015-09-24, 19:01:29
Do you think when actors are pretending to be permanently stuck in a bind it dawns on them that they can easily slip their sword out and wonder why they're told to pretend like the swords are made out of super-glue?

I've wondered exactly that. I mean, it actually takes some effort to keep the swords stuck together without slipping, especially if they move such that the angles change.
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Re: Swordfighting level: expert
« Reply #9 on: 2015-09-24, 23:00:11 »
Quote from: Sir Edward on 2015-09-24, 13:27:42
Video link had a time-index to start at the end.

Ah, I wondered why it wouldn't embed. Thanks!
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Re: Swordfighting level: expert
« Reply #10 on: 2016-05-06, 01:39:52 »
LOL!
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Re: Swordfighting level: expert
« Reply #11 on: 2016-05-10, 19:47:44 »
Quote from: Sir Edward on 2015-09-24, 20:38:16
Quote from: Ian on 2015-09-24, 19:01:29
Do you think when actors are pretending to be permanently stuck in a bind it dawns on them that they can easily slip their sword out and wonder why they're told to pretend like the swords are made out of super-glue?

I've wondered exactly that. I mean, it actually takes some effort to keep the swords stuck together without slipping, especially if they move such that the angles change.

Easier to do with thick edged as opposed to sharp swords; plus they practice that whole 'test your might' thing.  lol
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Re: Swordfighting level: expert
« Reply #12 on: 2016-05-12, 04:48:57 »
That

was

awesome!   :o

Reminds me of the sword fights in the back yard with my kids...
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Re: Swordfighting level: expert
« Reply #13 on: 2016-05-12, 04:50:11 »
Quote from: Sir Wolf on 2015-09-23, 21:50:39
i think there was some dry humping involved there

A little "dirty dancing" perhaps.   ;)
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Re: Swordfighting level: expert
« Reply #14 on: 2016-07-19, 20:35:08 »
Is this fighting of foreplay? :o
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