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Start your Own Religious Order, Today!
« on: 2012-10-19, 00:12:16 »
Are you bored sitting in your castle in your home country? Want an adventure? What better thing to do than to start your own religious order!! Follow in the footsteps of the illustrious Knights Templar, the Hospitalliers and the Teutonic Knights!!

For only $49.99 you can start your own religious order by owning a piece of the one true cross on which Jesus was crucified!! Yes, you heard it right! Only $49.99 and you can have your very own piece of history which all other religious orders will be jealous of and plot for your downfall!



And if you order today you will also receive a nail from the one true cross! A value of $29.99 is yours, FREE, if you order today! Yes, for only $49.99 you can have a 'REAL' piece of the cross in which Jesus was crucified and a 'REAL' nail which some Roman carpenter used to built the cross with! What a bargain! And you don't even have to get the Pope's blessing to go to Jerusalem or dig under the old churches or live in the middle of a desert! Start your religious order right from your very own living room chair!

If you'd rather upgrade your purchase, for an extra $19.99 we will send you a piece of the cross with Jesus' own blood on it!! Check out the photo below!

Yes, you'll be the envy of the living history and SCA communities by starting your own religious order centered around our religious icons! Order yours TODAY!

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Re: Start your Own Religious Order, Today!
« Reply #1 on: 2012-10-19, 00:35:36 »
dibs pending measurements
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Re: Start your Own Religious Order, Today!
« Reply #2 on: 2012-10-19, 04:00:05 »
lol, awesome :)
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Re: Start your Own Religious Order, Today!
« Reply #3 on: 2012-10-19, 10:19:28 »
lol  :D

If I buy enough of these I could re-build a complete "true cross" .......... or three  :P ::)

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Re: Start your Own Religious Order, Today!
« Reply #4 on: 2012-10-19, 12:38:49 »
dibs pending measurements

HAH!!!!!!!!

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Re: Start your Own Religious Order, Today!
« Reply #5 on: 2012-10-19, 13:12:13 »
dibs pending measurements

HAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Re: Start your Own Religious Order, Today!
« Reply #6 on: 2012-10-19, 20:10:36 »
Spam, maybe?
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« Reply #7 on: 2012-10-19, 22:10:24 »
Spam, maybe?

Nah, we met him at Days of Knights
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« Reply #8 on: 2012-10-19, 22:58:48 »
What's next??? Ebay bids on the 'Spear of Destiny'?? LOL  ::)
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« Reply #9 on: 2012-10-20, 03:47:12 »
i told them we already got one you see!

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« Reply #10 on: 2012-10-20, 11:51:16 »
And it is very nice! :)
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« Reply #11 on: 2012-10-20, 15:28:10 »
Well could we see it?  :)
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« Reply #12 on: 2012-10-21, 00:59:56 »
of course not, you are english types

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Re: Start your Own Religious Order, Today!
« Reply #13 on: 2012-10-23, 14:35:37 »
What's next??? Ebay bids on the 'Spear of Destiny'?? LOL  ::)

MRL put one out some years back...real pretty, based on the movie Constantine.
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