A knight from another land who had come to live in our kingdom found himself increasingly dismayed by the behavior of our chivalry. Finally, he offered his complaints to a gathering of the chivalry, and ended his comments by asking, "And after all, what do you want to be, an authentic medieval knight, or...or...Sir Lancelot?" The knights and masters-at-arms of the kingdom looked at one another, then back at the stranger knight, and one answered, "Sir Lancelot."
--Apocryphal West Kingdom Tale
