And then it shows the cars parked nearby, and someone using a cellphone.
I can't find the captioned one, but someone took this image
and had something like "Harld dead. Henry 2 b king soon. Home 4 dinner."
I used to print out the "measurement" line drawing from some of the armor stores online and try to draw armor over it, since I'm horrible with drawing things to remotely proper scale. Never did very well with it.
I have LOTS of drawings of castles, though. Almost all from an architectural standpoint. Before the cats godzilla'd it many years ago, I had a paper 3d model of a castle I printed out and assembled, about 2' x 3', complete with towers and a gatehouse. From a few feet away, it looked really sturdy.