At HEMA class a couple weeks ago, I took my poleaxe so my instructor could borrow it for paired forms at a tournament last weekend. I think it's the first time I ever took it to class. During a break, Student A sees poleaxe leaning against the wall by my gear bag ...
Student A asks me "Is that your poleaxe?"
Student B randomly blurts out "Nope, I'm just happy to see you!"
Mid-drink choking from laughter ensued.
Later in class, it's time for masks & gloves partner drills, and Student A asks me "Do I need my heavily padded gloves? How excited are you about this?"
I replied "Well, you can see my poleaxe, so..."