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Re: Funnies
« Reply #810 on: 2014-09-30, 15:34:26 »
Who needs a crest for their helm when they can just make one with their own hair?

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Re: Funnies
« Reply #811 on: 2014-10-01, 02:37:25 »
Who needs a crest for their helm when they can just make one with their own hair?


Depending on the decor. This really brings life to the saying Helmet hair
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #812 on: 2014-10-01, 02:46:42 »
Gives whole new meaning to "horse hair crest". ::)
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #813 on: 2014-10-02, 17:46:55 »
I found these quite amusing ^^




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Re: Funnies
« Reply #814 on: 2014-10-03, 21:18:21 »
I do not get the second one^
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #815 on: 2014-10-03, 22:04:25 »
I believe it's from a low budget commercial from someone who makes stuffed animals where the line goes something "oh no a mountain lion...nope, Chuck Testa".
It spread on the net as a meme pretty fast.

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Re: Funnies
« Reply #816 on: 2014-10-03, 22:17:29 »
I do not get the second one^



It's hilarious
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #817 on: 2014-10-04, 06:02:42 »
Some NSFW language comedy from Reginald D Hunter.

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Re: Funnies
« Reply #818 on: 2014-10-05, 02:10:59 »
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #819 on: 2014-11-05, 22:57:45 »
« Last Edit: 2014-11-05, 22:58:36 by Sir Naythan »
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #820 on: 2014-11-06, 04:30:51 »
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #821 on: 2014-11-07, 17:44:38 »
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #822 on: 2014-11-08, 13:04:59 »
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #823 on: 2014-11-10, 19:58:24 »
I thought that was you Nate. :)
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