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Mike W.

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Breastplate
« on: 2014-04-08, 22:16:17 »
Though they may be effective against blades, I think we can all safely agree that breastplates don't do jack s*** against artillery
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Re: Breastplate
« Reply #1 on: 2014-04-08, 22:28:23 »
pew pew KAPOW
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Re: Breastplate
« Reply #2 on: 2014-04-08, 22:33:49 »
I get the feeling that this cuirass' former owner turned into a cloud of red mist
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Re: Breastplate
« Reply #3 on: 2014-04-08, 23:04:18 »

One word:  Ouch!
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Re: Breastplate
« Reply #4 on: 2014-04-09, 00:32:40 »
Well that will mess up your day a bit. :o
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Re: Breastplate
« Reply #5 on: 2014-04-09, 01:11:28 »
Quote from: Baron de Magnan on 2014-04-08, 22:33:49
I get the feeling that this cuirass' former owner turned into a cloud of red mist

I'm sure a lot of that mist was contained by the rest of his cuirass :)
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Re: Breastplate
« Reply #6 on: 2014-04-09, 02:06:20 »
Looks like it did well against a bullet, led ball.
I know that a lot of armor was resistant to pistol(maybe even blunderbuss) at the time.

And now for the pun.
Looks like he is a bit Saint like now.
Ya know he's Holey. 
It seems his armor proved to be Blessed. Ya know.... Holey.
Looks like he was, disembowled!
Ok those are very bad puns.
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Re: Breastplate
« Reply #7 on: 2014-04-09, 11:32:47 »
wonder if thats the "after" picture from a mammogram machine
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Re: Breastplate
« Reply #8 on: 2014-04-09, 13:46:12 »
LOL @ Wolf

I thought of the guy who snatched peoples' hearts out in that Indy Jones movie with the Shankara Stones and Short Round.
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Re: Breastplate
« Reply #9 on: 2014-04-09, 16:23:40 »
kali ma sha tee day!  kali ma sha tee day!

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Re: Breastplate
« Reply #10 on: 2014-04-09, 19:39:15 »
tis but a scratch.
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Re: Breastplate
« Reply #11 on: 2014-04-09, 19:55:12 »
Quote from: Ian on 2014-04-09, 16:23:40
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