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Conan the Barbarian: The Musical
« on: 2011-02-28, 22:08:30 »
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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBGOQ7SsJrw&[/youtube]

Another day,
Walking in circles
Haunted by memories, I push on this wheel.
I pray to Crom
Grant me revenge
And help me to answer the riddle of steel.

A shy little boy,
I couldn’t protect them
Helpless and timid, as weak as a girl.
They butchered my people, the dogs ate my father
My mother beheaded, they took my whole world.

Crom, where is the wizard who killed my mother?
Still, I can recall his terrible gaze.
Crom, where are the two snakes facing each other?
Crom, if you’re my god then show me the way.

I’m on the path, chopping up bodies
Hacking and slicing, and look at me now.
With loyal friends joining my party
Each step I take I’m fulfilling my vow.

Crush your enemies,
See them driven before you,
And hear the lamentation of the women!

(Repeat)

Crom, show me the wizard who killed my mother.
True I’ve never prayed to you before.
Still, what would I give if you could help me see this through?
And if you do not listen, then the hell with you!

Crom, where are the two snakes facing each other?
Crom, if you’re my god then show me the way.
Anyaaah, gnyaaaaahyaaaayaaaaa Yaaaaa ah aaaah ahhh

I swear this wizard will fall ’cause
This has begun
They murdered them all, I’m the last one
I issue the call, revenge for my mom,
I pray to you Crom!

Crush your enemies,
See them driven before you,
And hear the lamentation of the women.

:D
-Ivan
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Re: Conan the Barbarian: The Musical
« Reply #1 on: 2011-03-01, 04:13:19 »

Yeah, these are great. They did Predator and Terminator 2 as well, but the Conan one is the best. :)
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Re: Conan the Barbarian: The Musical
« Reply #2 on: 2011-03-01, 12:05:05 »
yup hehehe
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Re: Conan the Barbarian: The Musical
« Reply #3 on: 2011-03-01, 14:34:31 »
That was pretty funny...he does a pretty good Arnold impression.
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Re: Conan the Barbarian: The Musical
« Reply #4 on: 2011-03-01, 19:23:14 »
Definitely a classic.
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Re: Conan the Barbarian: The Musical
« Reply #5 on: 2011-03-02, 03:02:37 »
"...And hear the lamentations of their women!" ;D
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Re: Conan the Barbarian: The Musical
« Reply #6 on: 2011-03-02, 16:06:44 »
Everytime I hear that line I laugh...it just sounds so funny coming from him!  lol
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Re: Conan the Barbarian: The Musical
« Reply #7 on: 2011-03-08, 00:06:48 »
Ah, I almost forgot about the Robot Chicken one.

http://video.adultswim.com/robot-chicken/what-is-best-in-life.html
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Re: Conan the Barbarian: The Musical
« Reply #8 on: 2011-03-08, 10:26:51 »
ya, thats what i thought he was gonna be posting and then i was like wha something different?!
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Re: Conan the Barbarian: The Musical
« Reply #9 on: 2011-03-18, 12:32:27 »
Definitely the best of the Conan movies. And the way Thulsa Doom was more upset at the killing of his pet snakes, it was creepy when it was new.
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Re: Conan the Barbarian: The Musical
« Reply #10 on: 2011-03-18, 14:29:40 »
Yea, Thulsa Doom was a creepy fellow.
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