LOL @ rent collection initiative
Tell you what...if that were to ever come into play, I doubt there'd be many who would require that service performed on them.
You: "I'm here to collect overdue fees for your domicile."
Deadbeat: "I'll have it for you next week, I swear it!"
You: "I am sure, however, it is due NOW, or rather, is overdue now. We will consider taking your firstborn son as surety if you wish."
Deadbeat: "I don't have any sons."
You: "That is too bad. You are hereby charged with delinquency toward your overlord, how do you plead?"
Deadbeat: "I don't have any money- you cannot squeeze blood from a stone!"
**sound of a sword being freed from its scabbard, followed by the hiss of air as it slides over the blade and the satisfying thunk of a well landed blow**
You: "Perhaps not from a stone...but certainly from the likes of you. God, I love my job!"
lol