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Re: Funnies
« Reply #630 on: 2014-02-22, 04:13:55 »
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Quote from: Sir Aiden on 2014-02-19, 04:22:09
Luckily German shares in many things in common with English. I eventually wish to learn Latin and French, and get to learn more English terms. I don't care about Italian lol.

Italian didn't exist in the Middle Ages

Exactly

Of course it did; do you think the people in that region did not speak at all?  ;)

It wasn't referred to as 'Italian' because there was no 'Italy' as we know it now; they were 'city-states' such as Genoa, Pisa, Venezia, etc- but they all spoke the same language with varying dialects depending on which one they hailed from.

You know... Now that you mention it I feel a little dumb haha. I usually just thought there was only Latin. But that I think about it, it obviously must have existed for it to have exist now. Still, I don't feel like learning Italian haha. Maybe just how to pronounce it so I sound intelligent when ordering my food at Olive Garden ;)
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #631 on: 2014-02-22, 05:12:37 »
Italian is a very difficult language. In order to properly speak it, you also have to learn how to talk with your hands. ;) Of course, the more Italian you are, the more instinctive it is.

(<--- comes from a very Italian family)
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #632 on: 2014-02-22, 14:38:03 »
How do you make an Italian shut up?

You tie their hands together!!
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #633 on: 2014-02-23, 14:09:27 »
HAHAAHAHHAHAH
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #634 on: 2014-02-23, 17:11:13 »
Why is italy shaped like a boot?
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #635 on: 2014-02-24, 18:35:57 »
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #636 on: 2014-02-24, 20:34:50 »
Lul james!

Ive never played d&d
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #637 on: 2014-02-25, 19:37:14 »


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Re: Funnies
« Reply #638 on: 2014-02-26, 04:45:41 »


Good find, James! ;)
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #639 on: 2014-02-26, 04:48:36 »
Quote from: DouglasTheYounger on 2014-02-18, 07:18:14
I must be tired, because this is really stupid, yet I laughed entirely too hard at it. :P



Bahahhaaaaha!  ;D
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #640 on: 2014-02-26, 04:51:13 »
I'm totally using the Medieval Facepalm sometime in the future. ;D
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #641 on: 2014-03-04, 04:12:02 »
I hope I’m not duplicating this pic…
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #642 on: 2014-03-04, 04:25:51 »
Haha that actually hilarious ;D
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #643 on: 2014-03-04, 13:51:34 »
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #644 on: 2014-03-04, 20:27:10 »
Quote from: Baron de Magnan on 2014-03-04, 13:51:34


One of my new favorites, for sure.
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