Happy Christmas all!

[Thorsteinn]

May Christmas be jolly and bright.
And if not, my it be quiet and nice.
And if not, may there be no cops or other emergency services.
And if not, may you have bail money. 

[Lord Dane]

Better yet, don't give me reason to arrest you. Stay home.

[Thorsteinn]

Better yet, don't give me reason to arrest you. Stay home.

Yes but that would mean the Massholes would have to listen to you, and they don't do that as we all know. 

[Lord Dane]

Better yet, don't give me reason to arrest you. Stay home.

Yes but that would mean the Massholes would have to listen to you, and they don't do that as we all know. 

And when did I ever give people an option as if it was a choice for them?? None to recollection.