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Re: Special Pre-Tourney Knosh?
« Reply #15 on: 2014-02-06, 02:59:20 »
Kitten burgers.
Sounds yummy!  My diet for a three day event (long ago) consisted of home brewed beer, pickled eggs and dried/cured meat.  My tent mates were NOT pleased.  :o
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Re: Special Pre-Tourney Knosh?
« Reply #16 on: 2014-02-06, 06:51:03 »
Kitten burgers.
Sounds yummy!  My diet for a three day event (long ago) consisted of home brewed beer, pickled eggs and dried/cured meat.  My tent mates were NOT pleased.  :o

What about normal pickles?
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Re: Special Pre-Tourney Knosh?
« Reply #17 on: 2014-02-06, 16:39:09 »
Note to self: Lord Rodney gets his own tent!

Cat tastes (and looks) like chicken; dog may look like beef but it does not taste like it.
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Re: Special Pre-Tourney Knosh?
« Reply #18 on: 2014-02-06, 21:20:08 »

And humans taste like pork. ;)
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Re: Special Pre-Tourney Knosh?
« Reply #19 on: 2014-02-06, 21:22:48 »

And humans taste like pork. ;)

No, they only smell like pork when being burned (or cooked if you will) - it doesn't taste like anything you've had before.  ;)
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Re: Special Pre-Tourney Knosh?
« Reply #20 on: 2014-02-06, 21:38:20 »

And humans taste like pork. ;)

No, they only smell like pork when being burned (or cooked if you will) - it doesn't taste like anything you've had before.  ;)

Long pig, they say... ;)
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Re: Special Pre-Tourney Knosh?
« Reply #21 on: 2014-02-06, 22:36:21 »

And humans taste like pork. ;)

No, they only smell like pork when being burned (or cooked if you will) - it doesn't taste like anything you've had before.  ;)

Long pig, they say... ;)

I had to lay of the humans. Apparently there high in cholesterol.
So it's just Cheerios with a teaspoon of kitten bits for me.
The trick to a good dog is to cook for 5 hours at 450 degrees in a conventional oven.
The real trick is to add seasoning and stuffing at the 3 hour point. Some taters and carrots, well it's fine eatings.
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Re: Special Pre-Tourney Knosh?
« Reply #22 on: 2014-02-07, 00:32:51 »
gator is awesome, turtle is chewy.... grubs... grubs taste like nuts that pop in your mouth

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Re: Special Pre-Tourney Knosh?
« Reply #23 on: 2014-02-07, 04:15:05 »
gator is awesome, turtle is chewy.... grubs... grubs taste like nuts that pop in your mouth

i like turtles
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Re: Special Pre-Tourney Knosh?
« Reply #24 on: 2014-02-07, 04:20:38 »
I have had gator sausage. It is actually amazing
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Re: Special Pre-Tourney Knosh?
« Reply #25 on: 2014-02-07, 14:53:53 »

And humans taste like pork. ;)

No, they only smell like pork when being burned (or cooked if you will) - it doesn't taste like anything you've had before.  ;)

Long pig, they say... ;)

Truly!  Or 'hairless goat' for the little ones.  ;)
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Re: Special Pre-Tourney Knosh?
« Reply #26 on: 2014-02-07, 15:36:39 »

This really escalated quickly. ;)
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Re: Special Pre-Tourney Knosh?
« Reply #27 on: 2014-02-08, 04:41:12 »

This really escalated quickly. ;)

You mean it EGGScalated quickly!

Do you guys want to know how to make a good jam with some warriors foot(athletes foot) and some blood of a molested goose?
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