Ok, so I saw this movie on a lazy Saturday when I didn't feel like doing anything else. I have one word to describe it: horrid. Considering the acting talent present (James Franco is a good actor, just not in this; I'd watch Natalie Portman plant vegetables - in the nude of course, who wouldn't tho, right, and Charles Dance is probably one of the best understated actors who can portray menace in a way that grabs you, love him in Game of Thrones) I thought it could've been done better. I view this in the same vein as those idiotic ____ Movie movies (Superhero Movie, Scary Movie for example)...what was the last horror I'd seen? Meet the Spartans...along the same vein.
This was a gratuitous waste of time and talent and yet...I did chuckle a few times.