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Re: Funnies
« Reply #915 on: 2015-11-30, 14:14:06 »
I'm a Graduate Magna Cum Laude Great Khan School of Leadership.

http://www.veritablehokum.com/comic/management-secrets-of-genghis-khan/

lol, excellent. :)
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #916 on: 2016-01-09, 06:13:30 »
Almost 2 months of no funny? Not OK I say.

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Re: Funnies
« Reply #917 on: 2016-01-09, 20:48:24 »
Please tell me I'm not the only one who thinks that the Coca Cola Santa looks like a white Rob Coleman.
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #918 on: 2016-01-23, 16:41:58 »
At HEMA class a couple weeks ago, I took my poleaxe so my instructor could borrow it for paired forms at a tournament last weekend. I think it's the first time I ever took it to class. During a break, Student A sees poleaxe leaning against the wall by my gear bag ...

Student A asks me "Is that your poleaxe?"

Student B randomly blurts out "Nope, I'm just happy to see you!"

Mid-drink choking from laughter ensued.

Later in class, it's time for masks & gloves partner drills, and Student A asks me "Do I need my heavily padded gloves? How excited are you about this?"

I replied "Well, you can see my poleaxe, so..."
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #919 on: 2016-01-24, 05:58:07 »
I replied "Well, you can see my poleaxe, so..."

Good think you didn't have a pike! ;)
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #920 on: 2016-01-31, 17:43:36 »
Armored Combat Techniques, with Knight Sir James
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #921 on: 2016-02-01, 20:52:38 »
Armored Combat Techniques, with Knight Sir James
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LOL.
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #922 on: 2016-04-14, 06:28:43 »
I'll just leave this here.

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Re: Funnies
« Reply #923 on: 2016-04-14, 18:26:29 »
Please tell me I'm not the only one who thinks that the Coca Cola Santa looks like a white Rob Coleman.

Looks almost exactly like my boss...my wife calls him Santa when he isn't near enough to hear it.  lol
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #924 on: 2016-04-17, 00:49:19 »
Aiden is at Disney for his senior class trip. He was not worthy.
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #925 on: 2016-04-17, 19:10:09 »
Not worthy?? Non-sense. Obviously he has no upper body strength. lol :P
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #926 on: 2016-04-17, 20:28:38 »
Aiden is at Disney for his senior class trip. He was not worthy.
Not worthy?? Non-sense. Obviously he has no upper body strength. lol :P

He needs... EURO TRAINING!!!!

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Re: Funnies
« Reply #927 on: 2016-04-17, 20:30:04 »
Not worthy?? Non-sense. Obviously he has no upper body strength. lol :P

Spartacus Workout for you!

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Re: Funnies
« Reply #928 on: 2016-06-18, 06:20:47 »
So how does one fight a armed & armored man when you are an unarmored? Easy! Use Hokuto no Ken.

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Re: Funnies
« Reply #929 on: 2016-06-18, 06:23:32 »
And when one is trying to train, be inspired by a great athlete, the humble Wombat!

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