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Re: Funnies
« Reply #30 on: 2010-10-26, 00:20:52 »
yes that one kills me too

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Re: Funnies
« Reply #31 on: 2010-10-26, 18:14:46 »

Here's something we could use more of in government:  :)

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Re: Funnies
« Reply #32 on: 2010-10-26, 19:09:18 »
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #33 on: 2010-10-26, 19:30:50 »
Oh those are cool...agreed on the first one and that second one...love it!
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #34 on: 2010-10-26, 23:17:52 »
Glad you liked those. I cooked them up pretty quickly. :)
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #35 on: 2010-10-27, 14:26:12 »
I'd like to see one like:  'kickin ass and takin names since the First Crusade' or somethin like that.  Huh...
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #36 on: 2010-10-27, 14:36:28 »
« Last Edit: 2010-10-27, 14:41:19 by Sir Edward »
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« Reply #37 on: 2010-10-27, 15:39:24 »
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!  I'd forgotten that it was the director's wife who played Igrayne.  She was good lookin!  Didn't they call it the 'Boorman Family Project'?  

Wonder what that was like for him, seeing his wife get stripped and ravished for the entire cast and crew to ogle!  And she didn't complain not one bit about that cold, heavy armor on her milky-white skin!  Ravished by two dudes as it were!  lol
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #38 on: 2010-10-27, 15:47:34 »

Actually, according to wikipedia, it's his daughter. I'll google around some more. Might have to edit the poster. :)
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #39 on: 2010-10-27, 15:50:35 »

OK, image text updated. IMDB confirmed it. It's his daughter. :)
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« Reply #40 on: 2010-10-27, 18:59:14 »
That's WORSE!!!  To watch your flesh and blood go through that for the sake of cinema!  Mind you, I was never one to share when it comes to my most important things so I wouldn't have had my wife out there like that, but your kid?

HELL NAH. 
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« Reply #41 on: 2010-10-27, 21:05:36 »
I don't have online images, but I have a newspaper clipping that has a knight in full plate harness in front of the castle, with a metal detector on the drawbridge, and a guy saying "Put all your metal items in the dish".

Gets me every time. :D
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #42 on: 2010-10-27, 22:05:26 »
i always loved the sca guy's shield made from an alum street sign. he put the wording facing towards him. it said "children at play" hehehe

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Re: Funnies
« Reply #43 on: 2010-10-28, 13:43:10 »
i always loved the sca guy's shield made from an alum street sign. he put the wording facing towards him. it said "children at play" hehehe

What would be funny is if someone did that with a sign facing outwards, and the sign was "YIELD". :)
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« Reply #44 on: 2010-10-28, 14:08:23 »
HAH