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Re: A Knight's Tale
« Reply #30 on: 2014-01-03, 03:45:06 »
And my god do I HATE (this applies to all Renfairs) when someone tries/does tap on your helmet.

We had a rather drunk patron ask something along the lines of why I was wearing my helmet and Lord Dane wasn't (we were just standing and talking) and the lady said something like "Is he going to cut your head off?"

But at least she didn't tap on it.

You have a helmet! Ive never seen it




You torture me with envy :-\

no solid proof of this being you, but Ill allow it.
Scary halberd.
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« Reply #31 on: 2014-01-05, 23:50:20 »
LOL it's me :)



The halberd is pretty sweet :D

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« Reply #32 on: 2014-01-06, 23:15:49 »
Nah, thats not you.
And even if it was... Photoshop exists.
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Re: A Knight's Tale
« Reply #33 on: 2014-01-07, 00:33:27 »
Nah, thats not you.
And even if it was... Photoshop exists.

Next you'll be telling me that this is Photoshop, too. ;)
Per pale azure and argent, an eagle displayed per pale argent and sable, armed and langued or.

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« Reply #34 on: 2014-01-07, 00:50:02 »
The true face of Sir James.
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Re: A Knight's Tale
« Reply #35 on: 2014-01-07, 00:51:40 »
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« Reply #36 on: 2014-01-07, 23:09:52 »
Nah, thats not you.
And even if it was... Photoshop exists.

Next you'll be telling me that this is Photoshop, too. ;)


Can't be me. It's photoshopped. I can tell. There's something weird with the pixels and shades, and I've seen a few 'shops in my day.

(that pic should probably go in the "funnies" thread too!)
« Last Edit: 2014-01-07, 23:10:30 by James Anderson III »
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Re: A Knight's Tale
« Reply #37 on: 2014-01-08, 01:09:28 »
lol that face i dont know why remind me of sloth

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« Reply #38 on: 2014-01-08, 01:12:07 »
lol that face i dont know why remind me of sloth

lol, now that's all I can see!
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« Reply #39 on: 2014-01-08, 02:29:02 »
Sloth loves Chunk

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Re: A Knight's Tale
« Reply #40 on: 2014-01-08, 03:01:00 »
Sloth loves Chunk

What is sloth?
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« Reply #41 on: 2014-01-08, 03:12:54 »
Sloth loves Chunk

What is sloth?

From the movie Goonies. It was a popular movie when we were kids in the 80's.
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« Reply #42 on: 2014-01-08, 04:40:37 »
Sloth loves Chunk

What is sloth?

From the movie Goonies. It was a popular movie when we were kids in the 80's.

AH YES! We have seen that movie and more of our generation then you think. Sloth, the big deformed man in the basement who later becomes an ally of the kids. BY HJOV! Now I can't stop seeing it. Darn you Ian!
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Re: A Knight's Tale
« Reply #43 on: 2014-01-08, 05:09:17 »
lol that face i dont know why remind me of sloth

Oh my...yes! lol I see it too now. Once seen; never unseen.

There's actually a story behind that pic. My old art school teacher (who has a rather twisted sense of humor) found the original picture of that baby and decided it would be fun to photoshop it beyond recognition and post it all over his Facebook. So far, the poor thing has been a vampire, a cyclops, a Cenobite, a demonspawn, a butt-face, a man-child, the inside of a turkey, and a number of other unnatural things. The guy's obsessed with it, and it's become this disturbingly amusing running joke.
I'm convinced he made the knight baby especially for me.... :o
« Last Edit: 2014-01-08, 05:12:42 by DouglasTheYounger »
Per pale azure and argent, an eagle displayed per pale argent and sable, armed and langued or.

So a Norman, a Saxon, and a Viking walk into England....

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Re: A Knight's Tale
« Reply #44 on: 2014-01-08, 05:36:18 »
I've seen goonies. Just never knew the superman wannabe had a name.
And as sir Aiden slightly states, we really are more at least pop culturally enriched than can be said for a lot in our generation.
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