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Sir Wolf:
ahhahahahahaha
Sir William:
--- Quote from: Sir Edward on 2011-03-30, 18:50:17 ---
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The correct way to fall on your sword.
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Hey, if someone were unfortunate enough to have it happen the second way, well, I'm thinking Fate decreed him deserving of it!
Thorsteinn:
Sir Edward:
Some days, I should just leave the helmet on.
... you know, during that time of the month. :)
Thorsteinn:
A Grazing Mace
A grazing mace, how sweet the sound, that felled my foe for me
I bashed his head, he struck the ground, and thus came victory
My mace has taught my foes to fear, that mace my fear relieved
How precious did my mace appear, when I my mace received
Through many tourneys, wars, and fairs, I have already come
My mace has brought me safe thus far, my mace will bring me home
The King has promised good to me, his word my hope secures
I will his shield and weapon be, when he gives me my spurs
And when my mace my foeman nails, that mortal strife shall cease
And we'll possess within our pale, a life of joy and peace
A grazing mace, how sweet the sound that flattened a wretch like thee!
Whose head is flat, that once was round; done in by my mace....and me!
A grazing mace, how sweet the sound that smites a foe like thee
You're left there lying on the ground, you've left the field to me!
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