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Sterling Renn Faire and Bonfire in Sandy Creek, New York

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Todd Sullivan:
LOL! that is the best!

I would have to be Patsy

Sword Chick:

--- Quote from: Sir Edward on 2009-06-22, 15:36:04 ---No really, all I would need is someone to use the coconut shells so I can hop along, like in The Holy Grail. I usually have them with me. :)

--- End quote ---

And at the end of the day you could add little paper umbrellas and make pina coladas.

Todd Sullivan:
just as long the afternoon does skip fall and goes straight into winter where we would be forced to eat the renn faire's minstrels...but there would be much rejoicing  ;D

Sir Edward:

Well, if they're anything like Sir Robin's minstrels, they might very well deserve it! :)

Sir Wolf:

--- Quote from: Sir Edward on 2009-06-22, 18:37:10 ---
Well, if they're anything like Sir Robin's minstrels, they might very well deserve it! :)

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Bravely bold Sir Robin
Rode forth from Camelot.
He was not afraid to die,
Oh brave Sir Robin.
He was not at all afraid
To be killed in nasty ways.
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin.

He was not in the least bit scared
To be mashed into a pulp.
Or to have his eyes gouged out,
And his elbows broken.
To have his kneecaps split
And his body burned away,
And his limbs all hacked and mangled
Brave Sir Robin.

His head smashed in
And his heart cut out
And his liver removed
And his bowls unplugged
And his nostrils raped
And his bottom burnt off
And his pen--

"That's... that's enough music for now lads,
*** there's dirty work afoot*** ???."

Brave Sir Robin ran away.
("No!")
Bravely ran away away.
("I didn't!")
When danger reared it's ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.
("no!")
Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about
("I didn't!")
And gallantly he chickened out.

****Bravely**** taking ("I never did!") to his feet,
He beat a very brave retreat.
("all lies!")
Bravest of the braaaave, Sir Robin!
("I never!")

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