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Swords and Alcohol - NEVER a good mix. Ever.

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Sir William:
From the Darwin files: https://vid.me/zK3f

Its safe for work, but in case you have trouble with that link, here's one to the story (and a smaller repro of the video clip).

http://www.dc101.com/onair/klinger-55215/drunk-dudes-sharp-swordsomeone-is-losing-13700854/

Let the hilarity ensue.

Sir Edward:

Uhm... yeah. I know from test-cutting that no matter how carefully you line up, there's a good chance the blade will end up a couple of inches off target. And with alcohol there? It's much more likely to happen.

Ian:
Face successfully spited.

Sir Patrick:
I can't decide who's the bigger dumbass...

Sir Rodney:
I did a lot of dumb things involving alcohol in my younger days, but nothing this stupid.   ???

I believe you’re eligible for the annual Darwin award only if you actually die.   ;)

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