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Ax Wielding Hero Stops Would Be Burglar

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Thorsteinn:
http://www.kbtx.com/news/local/headlines/Ax_Wielding_Hero_Stops_Would_Be_Burglar_159643885.html

Don't always need a sword.

Justica Ex Securis

Sir James A:

--- Quote ---Bo Danysh and his Norwegian battle ax.
--- End quote ---

Strike one...


--- Quote ---He has been working at the Renaissance Festival since he was 14 years old. He is trained in combat and martial arts.
--- End quote ---

Strike two...


--- Quote ---“I picked him up and slammed him back down on the ground, put my knee between his shoulder blades and locked his legs behind him until the police came over,”
--- End quote ---

Strike three, that burglar is done!

I did crack a laugh when I saw that he has a Norwegian axe, but his last name is Danysh. :)

Huzzah to that guy for not splitting the burglar in half!

Ian:

--- Quote from: James Anderson III on 2012-06-20, 23:30:38 ---Huzzah to that guy for not splitting the burglar in half!

--- End quote ---

Oh c'mon, that would have made a much cooler finish to the story! :)

SirNathanQ:
Dangit, he didn't? what's the point of a daneaxe if you aren't cleaving skulls and hewing limbs?

Sir William:
Because taking that man's life would not have been necessary or heroic; he was a common thief- stealing from his master's table, but still not worth the loss of life, or subsequent emotional issues that come with taking a life.  Still, I agree- had he removed the man's offending hand, it would've been sensational.  Job well done, Mr. Danysh...funny that his name is such and he wielded an axe!

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