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Title: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2010-10-21, 20:46:53

I figured I'd set up a thread for us to post humorous spoofs and the like. Here are some of the ones we've posted previously elsewhere on the forum, to get it started:

Argent, three ghouls gules

(http://modernchivalry.org/pictures/argent-3-ghouls-gules2.gif)


And of course, Sir Brian and I having a spur fight:

(http://modernchivalry.org/images/deadlyspurs.jpg)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2010-10-21, 21:13:33
(http://ed.toton.org/chivalry/funny/bayeaux_comegetsome.jpg)

Make tapestries here: http://www.adgame-wonderland.de/type/bayeux.php (http://www.adgame-wonderland.de/type/bayeux.php)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2010-10-22, 14:58:14
Man, I can't find the Medieval Headshot one...it was simple, looks like the one posted by Sir Edward and it said:

Boom!  I have shot thine head!

lol
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2010-10-22, 15:20:13
Man, I can't find the Medieval Headshot one...it was simple, looks like the one posted by Sir Edward and it said:

Boom!  I have shot thine head!

It was in a thread on myArmoury, and it looks like the thread got deleted because it was getting offensive to some. There's a "mobile" copy of the thread that still turns up in google, so I found what you were looking for. :)  (here (http://www.myarmoury.com/mobile/thread.html?topic_id=14888&&start=0))

(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g65/thepaladin101/medieval-boomheadshot.jpg)

(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g65/thepaladin101/medieval-scout.jpg)


And of course some Monty Python stuff:

(http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/9201/onlyamodelgv0.jpg)

(http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l114/odingaard/Misc%20Pictures/MPHG_01.jpg)

Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2010-10-22, 15:31:36
Man, that was awesome- exactly what I was referring to, couldn't find the damn thing.  Kudos, Sir Edward- your google skills are top notch!

On that third tapestry, I actually saw a 'ringmail' coat on eBay that looked a lot like the one guy second from the left in that picture.  When I got a closer look at that ringmail coat, I realized it was sack material with grommets sewn in all over.

Its going for $150 too...I consider it the longbowman's pin cushion.  It'd be a great way to hone one's skill in the bow, that's for sure.  lol
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2010-10-22, 15:36:49


(http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/3/25/knightkittehse128509627165478480.jpg)
http://cheezburger.com/TemplateView.aspx?ciid=5108361 (http://cheezburger.com/TemplateView.aspx?ciid=5108361)


(http://www.funnyjunkz.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/dog-knight.jpg)
http://www.funnyjunkz.com/funny-dog-pictures/dog-knight/ (http://www.funnyjunkz.com/funny-dog-pictures/dog-knight/)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2010-10-22, 15:55:05
(http://www.icanhasmotivation.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/wtf-pics-can-b-only-1.jpg)
http://www.icanhasmotivation.com/tag/medieval/ (http://www.icanhasmotivation.com/tag/medieval/)

(http://www.worldsstrangest.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-o-matic/wscache23/f821e_brevity-medieval-tron.jpg)
http://www.worldsstrangest.com/neatorama/medieval-tron/ (http://www.worldsstrangest.com/neatorama/medieval-tron/)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2010-10-22, 16:12:29
I showed this to my wife who immediately wanted to commission it for our cat, Niko...but I don't think he'd ever let me put it on him!  lol

(http://i670.photobucket.com/albums/vv64/ebonpaladin/Armor/NikoArmorbyJeffDeBoer.jpg)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2010-10-22, 17:21:58

Yeah, I love that guy's cat armor. It's a shame he only made them as art items and doesn't take commissions. :)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2010-10-22, 17:58:40
Can you think of a cat that would sit still and allow all that crap put on it?  Mine won't even wear a collar!  But dogs, on the other hand...dogs might be amenable if you got'm started early.

Since I don't have sons or a reliable squire, I may have to go this route and get a dog.  Although, he wouldn't be much help getting ME armored up!  lol
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Ancelyn on 2010-10-22, 18:26:02
White Blaze's alter Ego Black Blaze wore armor. He was a mighty tiger. Roar!

What, is Ronin Warriors too anime?
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2010-10-22, 19:28:43
(http://www.jokeoverflow.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/hdr2g.jpg)
http://www.jokeoverflow.com/tag/knight (http://www.jokeoverflow.com/tag/knight)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Wolf on 2010-10-22, 21:28:05
(http://www.pitbullarmory.com/sitebuilder/images/Naked_squirrel_dressed-342x465.jpg)

(http://www.pitbullarmory.com/sitebuilder/images/Spok_in_metal-420x306.jpg)

both from Pitbull armory
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Wolf on 2010-10-22, 22:07:23
(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/129090164615787957.jpg)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Ancelyn on 2010-10-22, 22:36:04
Can't breathe! Laughing too hard!
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Dragonlover on 2010-10-23, 10:58:56
Proof yet again that I sometimes truly think you have too much free time Sir Edward...Lol!!! ;D
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Brian on 2010-10-23, 11:41:04
You know you should really have a disclaimer at the beginning of this thread:

WARNING: Do not consume beverages while viewing this thread as unexpected bursts of jocularity may cause the explosive spewing of said beverages and making a splattering mess all over the viewer’s video monitor!

Now does anyone have a wet-nap?  :D
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2010-10-23, 13:34:17
(http://modernchivalry.org/pictures/brevity_metal-underwear.jpg)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Wolf on 2010-10-23, 14:39:58
ah come on, you've never warmed your braise beside the fire? its period!
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2010-10-24, 03:27:45
(http://modernchivalry.org/pictures/sword-stone-techsupport.gif)
http://offthemark.com/search-results/key/knight/ (http://offthemark.com/search-results/key/knight/)

(http://modernchivalry.org/pictures/spear-me.gif)
http://offthemark.com/search-results.php?topic=none&keywords=knight&resultsfrom=11&browseall=false (http://offthemark.com/search-results.php?topic=none&keywords=knight&resultsfrom=11&browseall=false)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Patrick on 2010-10-25, 02:40:19
I'll get in on this.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2010-10-25, 14:14:53
(http://modernchivalry.org/pictures/thisisspartacopy.jpg)
http://raincoaster.com/2007/04/04/300-spoofs/ (http://raincoaster.com/2007/04/04/300-spoofs/)

(http://modernchivalry.org/pictures/knaves-fistjab.jpg)
http://knowyourmeme.com/forums/meme-research/topics/90-medieval-parodies (http://knowyourmeme.com/forums/meme-research/topics/90-medieval-parodies)

(http://modernchivalry.org/pictures/prince-charmin.gif)
http://offthemark.com/search-results/key/medieval+times/ (http://offthemark.com/search-results/key/medieval+times/)

Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2010-10-25, 14:15:15
(http://modernchivalry.org/pictures/medieval-texting-texting-demotivational-poster-1251751245.jpg)
http://www.motifake.com/medieval-texting-texting-demotivational-poster-69256.html (http://www.motifake.com/medieval-texting-texting-demotivational-poster-69256.html)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2010-10-25, 14:24:08
(http://modernchivalry.org/pictures/segway-templar.jpg)
http://roflezandsyrup.blogspot.com/2008/10/handicapped-segway-riding-in-medieval.html (http://roflezandsyrup.blogspot.com/2008/10/handicapped-segway-riding-in-medieval.html)

(http://modernchivalry.org/pictures/murder-most-fowl.jpg)
http://www.buzzfeed.com/aestheticoctopus/csi-medieval-times-u4o (http://www.buzzfeed.com/aestheticoctopus/csi-medieval-times-u4o)

Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2010-10-25, 14:43:39
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQHX-SjgQvQ[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQHX-SjgQvQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQHX-SjgQvQ)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2010-10-25, 15:06:21
(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/129090164615787957.jpg)

Oh man...I almost lost it right here in the office!  I would've been rather undignified had I seen this gentleman yesteryday.  lol

The medieval tech support sorta struck home for me...I never knew there were so many clueless people using computers until I entered THAT field.  Got out of it, too.  lol
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2010-10-25, 17:30:12

I posted this in another thread, but I'll add it here:

(http://modernchivalry.org/pictures/knight_seehearspeakdo-noevil_poster.jpg)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2010-10-25, 18:44:45
(http://modernchivalry.org/pictures/checkmate-poster.jpg)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2010-10-25, 18:54:33

(http://modernchivalry.org/pictures/comic-lancelot-bumpercar.jpg)

(http://modernchivalry.org/pictures/comic-lancelotscud.jpg)
http://www.cartoonstock.com/directory/l/lancelot.asp (http://www.cartoonstock.com/directory/l/lancelot.asp)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2010-10-25, 19:08:48
Love the Checkmate...
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Wolf on 2010-10-26, 00:20:52
yes that one kills me too
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2010-10-26, 18:14:46

Here's something we could use more of in government:  :)

(http://modernchivalry.org/images/knight_hope.gif)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2010-10-26, 19:09:18
(http://modernchivalry.org/pictures/jousting_fma.gif)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2010-10-26, 19:30:50
Oh those are cool...agreed on the first one and that second one...love it!
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2010-10-26, 23:17:52
Glad you liked those. I cooked them up pretty quickly. :)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2010-10-27, 14:26:12
I'd like to see one like:  'kickin ass and takin names since the First Crusade' or somethin like that.  Huh...
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2010-10-27, 14:36:28
(http://modernchivalry.org/pictures/dragonsbreath.jpg)

(you can see the scene here: http://io9.com/5437565/theres-nothing-like-sex-with-your-armor-on-%5Bnsfw%5D (http://io9.com/5437565/theres-nothing-like-sex-with-your-armor-on-%5Bnsfw%5D)) NSFW!
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2010-10-27, 15:39:24
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!  I'd forgotten that it was the director's wife who played Igrayne.  She was good lookin!  Didn't they call it the 'Boorman Family Project'?  

Wonder what that was like for him, seeing his wife get stripped and ravished for the entire cast and crew to ogle!  And she didn't complain not one bit about that cold, heavy armor on her milky-white skin!  Ravished by two dudes as it were!  lol
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2010-10-27, 15:47:34

Actually, according to wikipedia, it's his daughter. I'll google around some more. Might have to edit the poster. :)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2010-10-27, 15:50:35

OK, image text updated. IMDB confirmed it. It's his daughter. :)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2010-10-27, 18:59:14
That's WORSE!!!  To watch your flesh and blood go through that for the sake of cinema!  Mind you, I was never one to share when it comes to my most important things so I wouldn't have had my wife out there like that, but your kid?

HELL NAH. 
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2010-10-27, 21:05:36
I don't have online images, but I have a newspaper clipping that has a knight in full plate harness in front of the castle, with a metal detector on the drawbridge, and a guy saying "Put all your metal items in the dish".

Gets me every time. :D
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Wolf on 2010-10-27, 22:05:26
i always loved the sca guy's shield made from an alum street sign. he put the wording facing towards him. it said "children at play" hehehe
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2010-10-28, 13:43:10
i always loved the sca guy's shield made from an alum street sign. he put the wording facing towards him. it said "children at play" hehehe

What would be funny is if someone did that with a sign facing outwards, and the sign was "YIELD". :)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Wolf on 2010-10-28, 14:08:23
HAH
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2010-10-28, 14:40:26
Bill Tsafa mentioned that the aluminum used in street signs was ideal for shieldmaking!  lol
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2010-10-28, 18:33:49
(http://copetoons.com/graphics/blog/2008/07/pcnpixel20080626.gif)

(http://www.offthemarkcartoons.com/cartoons/2004-09-09.gif)

(http://www.offthemarkcartoons.com/cartoons/2009-11-18.gif)

(http://www.offthemarkcartoons.com/cartoons/2008-02-14.gif)

(http://www.offthemarkcartoons.com/cartoons/2007-05-18.gif)

(http://www.offthemarkcartoons.com/cartoons/2006-07-30.gif)

(http://www.offthemarkcartoons.com/cartoons/2001-09-14.gif)

(http://www.offthemarkcartoons.com/cartoons/2001-08-26.gif)

(http://www.offthemarkcartoons.com/cartoons/1995-11-18.gif)

(http://www.uweb.ucsb.edu/~minhytran/Medieval.gif)

(http://www.arcamax.com/newspics/13/1300/130058.gif)

Q: When a knight in armour was killed in battle, what sign did they put on his grave?
A: Rust in peace!

Q: How do you find a princess?
A: You follow the foot prince.

Q: Who invented King Arthur's round table?
A: Sir Cumference!
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2010-11-01, 15:28:24
Just found this:
(http://chzsomuchpun.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/63b05d99-548e-4fee-971c-97ce4fd526cc.jpg)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2010-11-02, 19:33:09
Hell yea he is...what's he doin holdin an iron?
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2010-11-03, 20:18:36
(http://modernchivalry.org/pictures/starwars_accolade.jpg)
http://fx.worth1000.com/entries/511628/accolade (http://fx.worth1000.com/entries/511628/accolade)

Edit: Added source URL
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2010-11-03, 20:26:08
Whoa, that's freakin awesome...how'd you do it?  I'd love to get myself on that painting!  Maybe superimpose, I dunno, Angelina Jolie as the one giving the Accolade?  A man can wish!

lol
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2010-11-03, 20:28:51

I didn't do that one. Image search on google that time. :)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2010-11-03, 20:31:24
(http://modernchivalry.org/pictures/internet_white_knight_colored_4350.jpg)
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WhiteKnighting (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WhiteKnighting)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2010-11-03, 20:34:57
Love the talley...notice the bottom one's quite empty.  lol 

Poor guy!
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2010-11-03, 20:36:34
(http://modernchivalry.org/pictures/queen-knighting-patrick-stewart-batleth.jpg)
http://dashpunk.com/startrek/ (http://dashpunk.com/startrek/)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2010-11-03, 20:41:41

(http://modernchivalry.org/pictures/wherewasi.jpg)

(http://modernchivalry.org/pictures/kneel.jpg)

(http://modernchivalry.org/pictures/promotions.jpg)

(http://modernchivalry.org/pictures/indicted.jpg)
http://www.cartoonstock.com/directory/k/knighted.asp (http://www.cartoonstock.com/directory/k/knighted.asp)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2010-11-05, 20:31:00
(http://modernchivalry.org/pictures/paladin.jpg)
http://vintersong.stormbind.net/WP/wp-content/paladin.jpg (http://vintersong.stormbind.net/WP/wp-content/paladin.jpg)

(http://modernchivalry.org/pictures/paladins.jpg)
http://media.photobucket.com/image/paladin/DrunkMonkGar/Motivators/Paladin2.jpg (http://media.photobucket.com/image/paladin/DrunkMonkGar/Motivators/Paladin2.jpg)

(http://modernchivalry.org/pictures/hope-paladin.jpg)
http://500motivators.com/motivate/me/hope-because-she-just-might-want-to-hear-about-your-12th-level-paladin/ (http://500motivators.com/motivate/me/hope-because-she-just-might-want-to-hear-about-your-12th-level-paladin/)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2010-11-05, 20:54:12
(http://i774.photobucket.com/albums/yy29/StardusteDream/ChivalryWIN.jpg)
http://media.photobucket.com/image/chivalrous/StardusteDream/ChivalryWIN.jpg (http://media.photobucket.com/image/chivalrous/StardusteDream/ChivalryWIN.jpg)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2010-11-08, 03:17:19
Ah, paladins. I have a level 80 Paladin in World of Warcraft. :o

(some people might find that funny :D)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2010-11-08, 14:53:54
I am The Paladin, but I find all others to be more than adequate in carrying on the namesake- especially that first one.  SMITE EVIL!!!  lol
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2011-01-05, 16:58:27
(http://modernchivalry.org/pictures/knight_motorcycle.jpg)
http://www.flickr.com/photos/gyaban_fr/4515399355/ (http://www.flickr.com/photos/gyaban_fr/4515399355/)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2011-01-05, 17:01:00
(http://modernchivalry.org/pictures/green-knight-of-the-holy-grill-txt-2c-aprons_design.png)
http://www.spreadshirt.co.uk/green-knight-of-the-holy-grill-txt-2c-C4408A9960377 (http://www.spreadshirt.co.uk/green-knight-of-the-holy-grill-txt-2c-C4408A9960377)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Wolf on 2011-01-05, 17:04:17
hah, is that a DOT certified helmet?
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2011-01-05, 18:09:59
(http://modernchivalry.org/pictures/send-in-dragon.jpg)
http://www.cartoonstock.com/directory/i/intercom.asp (http://www.cartoonstock.com/directory/i/intercom.asp)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2011-01-07, 19:57:09

(http://modernchivalry.org/pictures/knights-and-dragon-coloring-page.jpg)
http://www.supercoloring.com/pages/knights-and-dragon/ (http://www.supercoloring.com/pages/knights-and-dragon/)

(http://modernchivalry.org/pictures/knights-and-dragons-coloring-page.jpg)
http://www.supercoloring.com/pages/knights-and-dragons/ (http://www.supercoloring.com/pages/knights-and-dragons/)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2011-01-12, 21:55:10
(http://modernchivalry.org/pictures/paladin_buffpls.jpg)

(http://modernchivalry.org/pictures/paladin_takinglight.jpg)
http://pewpewlazerz.wordpress.com/2009/01/02/the-light-and-how-to-swing-it/ (http://pewpewlazerz.wordpress.com/2009/01/02/the-light-and-how-to-swing-it/)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: SirNathanQ on 2011-02-01, 14:14:20
Haha. Thats great. My D&D character is a Paladin.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2011-02-01, 17:21:07
Hey, whatta ya know, so am I.  ;)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2011-02-11, 21:59:13
(http://hackedirl.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/fashion-fail-centurion-lager-ionnaire.jpg?w=500&h=667)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Patrick on 2011-02-12, 00:55:04
Is that Sir Wolf?  HEHEJKJK! ;D
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Brian on 2011-02-12, 08:31:46
Ah I see he is another scholar of "Advanced Beer Pongology"!  :D
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Wolf on 2011-02-13, 20:22:39
ahhahaha no no thats not me, i dont drink hehhe
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Ancelyn on 2011-02-13, 22:21:38
A very cleverly dressed knight in any event.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: SirNathanQ on 2011-02-14, 03:40:11
So NOW we know why Allan is always too busy to take custom work!!!!!  :o :o ;D
Haha
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Wolf on 2011-02-14, 11:10:18
oooooooooooooooo  ;D
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2011-02-14, 16:41:31

(http://modernchivalry.org/pictures/funnies/holy-grail-knightly-demotivational.jpg)
http://www.motifake.com/tags/knightly (http://www.motifake.com/tags/knightly)

Hmmm... I don't know... I think I could take her. :)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Wolf on 2011-02-14, 21:28:24
i think we'd need to wrestle first ;)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2011-02-14, 21:42:21

(http://modernchivalry.org/pictures/funnies/joan-of-arc.jpg)
http://content.perspicuity.com/?q=node/240 (http://content.perspicuity.com/?q=node/240)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Patrick on 2011-02-15, 06:17:49

(http://modernchivalry.org/pictures/funnies/holy-grail-knightly-demotivational.jpg)
http://www.motifake.com/tags/knightly (http://www.motifake.com/tags/knightly)

Hmmm... I don't know... I think I could take her. :)


I wonder what the air speed velocity of that fully laden European swallow is? ;)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2011-02-16, 21:58:11
i think we'd need to wrestle first ;)

I once let a girl take me down so she could be on top.  Hey, I was 17, and still a virgin- I couldn't even give myself credit because I hadn't thought to include nudity after that fact but since she'd already "bested" me, I felt stupid all over.  lol
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2011-02-16, 22:10:51

Sometimes there's greater valor in losing. :)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2011-02-17, 14:23:54
Yea, that does spread a little balm over the old wound.  :)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2011-02-17, 18:13:35

(http://modernchivalry.org/pictures/funnies/sword-in-stone-demotivational.jpg)
http://www.motifake.com/sword-in-the-stone-sword-stone-democracy-demotivational-posters-125071.html (http://www.motifake.com/sword-in-the-stone-sword-stone-democracy-demotivational-posters-125071.html)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Wolf on 2011-02-17, 19:55:48
AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Patrick on 2011-02-20, 19:38:41
That's no basis for a stable form of government!  Everyone knows watery tarts flinging swords about is best method! :)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Rodney on 2011-02-21, 02:57:07
That's no basis for a stable form of government!  Everyone knows watery tarts flinging swords about is best method! :)
Love it!  I used to use this line for my signiture. :)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2011-02-23, 22:01:21
That's no basis for a stable form of government!  Everyone knows watery tarts flinging swords about is best method! :)

The last session of Congress I watched on C-SPAN evoked just this imagery.  I'd ask who voted these clowns in but then I'd have to go look in a mirror.  lol
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2011-02-24, 21:16:44
http://www.cartoonstock.com/directory/s/shining_armor.asp (http://www.cartoonstock.com/directory/s/shining_armor.asp)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2011-03-02, 14:09:47
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0901/ground-squirrel-squirrel-demotivational-poster-1233356278.jpg (http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0901/ground-squirrel-squirrel-demotivational-poster-1233356278.jpg)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2011-03-02, 16:03:31
Came up blank for me.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2011-03-02, 16:13:41

Yeah, that time I included it inline from another site. I edited it as an attachment, so you should be able to see it now.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2011-03-02, 17:03:58
Oh, that's too much!  lol
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2011-03-02, 21:29:21
http://almaster-luxlegis.blogspot.com/2009/10/future-of-holy-paladins.html (http://almaster-luxlegis.blogspot.com/2009/10/future-of-holy-paladins.html)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: SirNathanQ on 2011-03-04, 05:56:19
You can have weapons AND divine favour, at the same time!!! +holy avengers, and divine grace, turn undead, celestial mount, divine health, cure disease, and smite just to name a few more......
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Thorsteinn on 2011-03-04, 07:11:36
The Holy Shotgun of Ash which only needs reloading when dramatically appropriate. ;)

-Ivan
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2011-03-04, 14:28:20
Think I just found my new background...thank you, Sir Edward!  lol
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Thorsteinn on 2011-03-10, 20:39:50
:D

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mtHGPyYTURo/SgZjIWLQl4I/AAAAAAAABmE/yM6OF6hAGqI/s1600/demotivational-poster-peguin-courage.jpg)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2011-03-10, 21:50:26
LMAO - oh that's a great one!
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2011-03-10, 22:14:20
lol!
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Wolf on 2011-03-11, 04:02:36
(http://www.cyburbia.org/gallery/data/500/633518421146213483-Seriously---Get-off-my-lawn---Motivational-Army-Poster.jpg)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2011-03-11, 14:14:59
Yee-HA.  Seriously.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Patrick on 2011-03-11, 14:30:41
"Oh no!  Our ball went into Sir Wolf's yard!"  :o
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2011-03-11, 19:53:28
"Tell Mom the dog ate it!"  :)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Ancelyn on 2011-03-18, 12:24:43
"Maybee now they will stop stealing my parking space on the culdesac."  ;)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Brian on 2011-03-18, 17:03:19
I've always been suspicious of those bar "snacks"!  ;)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Thorsteinn on 2011-03-21, 20:57:11
Your offering pleases TechnoViking! So your rewards will be to watch TechnoViking!

(http://knowyourmeme.com/i/408/original/technoviking.gif)
-Ivan
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2011-03-22, 14:28:39
Oldie but goodie there.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Brian on 2011-03-22, 22:09:08
TERROR THREATS IN 2011 EUROPE:  BY JOHN CLEESE


The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved."
Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross."
The English have not been at "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out.
Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to "A Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada.


The Scots have raised their threat level from "Pissed Off" to "Let's get the Bastards." They don't have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years.


The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and"Surrender." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability.


Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly & Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."


The Germans have increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform & Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels:"Invade a Neighbor" and "Lose."


Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.


The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.


Australia , meanwhile, has raised its security level from "No worries" to "She'll be alright, Mate." Two more escalation levels remain: "Crikey! I think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend!" and "The barbie is canceled." So far no situation has ever warranted use of the final escalation level.


-- John Cleese - British writer, actor and tall person
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Ancelyn on 2011-03-22, 23:41:23
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Thorsteinn on 2011-03-23, 01:23:52
  :D :D 8)

Sir Brian, may I share that?
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Brian on 2011-03-23, 07:11:51
Most certainly! :)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2011-03-23, 14:07:06
I thought the original line was the Polish navy had glass bottomed boats!  Love the French one.  LOL
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Brian on 2011-03-23, 14:36:43
Well you must remember that it is supposedly written by John Cleese with a British perspective as is evident by the poignant lack in making any mention of Americans.  ;)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2011-03-23, 15:43:13
Nor should they, unless they would like to take a trip down memory lane and get a refresher!  I don't figure us to remain on top forever, but it'd be nice if it remained so for the foreseeable future.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2011-03-23, 18:12:00
(http://modernchivalry.org/pictures/funnies/lancelot-demotivator.jpg)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2011-03-23, 18:35:02
That's just wrong!!!  They say he is guilty, I say he is innocent of the charge...let them duel and God will show who is right!

lol
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2011-03-28, 19:18:10

Henry V for Vendetta:
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2011-03-30, 17:24:07
Joust Club
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2011-03-30, 18:41:16
I wish!  lol
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2011-03-30, 18:50:17

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/59/Fall-on-sword.png/200px-Fall-on-sword.png (http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/59/Fall-on-sword.png/200px-Fall-on-sword.png)

The correct way to fall on your sword.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Wolf on 2011-03-30, 18:56:08
ahhahahahahaha
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2011-03-30, 19:47:12

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/59/Fall-on-sword.png/200px-Fall-on-sword.png (http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/59/Fall-on-sword.png/200px-Fall-on-sword.png)

The correct way to fall on your sword.

Hey, if someone were unfortunate enough to have it happen the second way, well, I'm thinking Fate decreed him deserving of it!
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Thorsteinn on 2011-04-01, 01:00:44
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_r-pIIVHIFXg/TFmU0jbY6EI/AAAAAAAAAJM/tMK1i8bezII/s1600/intimidation.jpg)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2011-04-02, 13:19:41

Some days, I should just leave the helmet on.

(http://ed.toton.org/photos/2011/faire/me-werewolf.jpg)

... you know, during that time of the month. :)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Thorsteinn on 2011-04-04, 05:53:36
(http://www.themcs.org/pictures/Knight%20with%20Mace.jpg)

A Grazing Mace


A grazing mace, how sweet the sound, that felled my foe for me
I bashed his head, he struck the ground, and thus came victory

My mace has taught my foes to fear, that mace my fear relieved
How precious did my mace appear, when I my mace received

Through many tourneys, wars, and fairs, I have already come
My mace has brought me safe thus far, my mace will bring me home

The King has promised good to me, his word my hope secures
I will his shield and weapon be, when he gives me my spurs

And when my mace my foeman nails, that mortal strife shall cease
And we'll possess within our pale, a life of joy and peace

A grazing mace, how sweet the sound that flattened a wretch like thee!
Whose head is flat, that once was round; done in by my mace....and me!

A grazing mace, how sweet the sound that smites a foe like thee
You're left there lying on the ground, you've left the field to me!
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2011-04-04, 14:16:38
(http://www.themcs.org/pictures/Knight%20with%20Mace.jpg)

A Grazing Mace


A grazing mace, how sweet the sound, that felled my foe for me
I bashed his head, he struck the ground, and thus came victory

My mace has taught my foes to fear, that mace my fear relieved
How precious did my mace appear, when I my mace received

Through many tourneys, wars, and fairs, I have already come
My mace has brought me safe thus far, my mace will bring me home

The King has promised good to me, his word my hope secures
I will his shield and weapon be, when he gives me my spurs

And when my mace my foeman nails, that mortal strife shall cease
And we'll possess within our pale, a life of joy and peace

A grazing mace, how sweet the sound that flattened a wretch like thee!
Whose head is flat, that once was round; done in by my mace....and me!

A grazing mace, how sweet the sound that smites a foe like thee
You're left there lying on the ground, you've left the field to me!

OK, now that is awesome. :)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Thorsteinn on 2011-04-04, 22:08:20
Maces make people happy.

Look how happy that man's mace has made him. :D

-Ivan

Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2011-04-05, 14:53:40

Nothing says love like a gothic flanged mace. :)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Rodney on 2011-04-05, 16:00:10
... Just finished cleaning coffee off my keyboard.  I now have a new quote. :)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sword Chick on 2011-04-05, 19:55:16

Nothing says love like a gothic flanged mace. :)

<snicker>   ;)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2011-04-06, 13:09:40

Nothing says love like a gothic flanged mace. :)

<snicker>   ;)

I knew you'd like that. :)

There really is just something about a mace that puts smiles on people's faces. :)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2011-04-06, 13:52:08

We need to make a video like this. :)

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7U1Y9DkYxI&feature=player_embedded[/youtube]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7U1Y9DkYxI&feature=player_embedded (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7U1Y9DkYxI&feature=player_embedded)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2011-04-06, 15:13:44
Oh, that is GREAT!!!!  I lol'd for real at the ending!
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Wolf on 2011-04-06, 16:51:26
heheh not gonna get my armour wet
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2011-04-06, 17:19:49

Yeah, the rain would be a problem. I think what would be better would be to add a light snowfall in post-production.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2011-04-06, 19:42:54
Yes, in post production.  lol

At least we don't HAVE to get our armor wet- our knightly forefathers had no such luxury.  Unless they paid the scutage.  lol
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Brian on 2011-04-07, 07:45:43
heheh not gonna get my armour wet

Perhaps having them jousting in the rain was part of the point of winning the lottery and being so rich you had all the
underlings you needed to polish your armor for you! ;)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2011-04-08, 04:57:13
That commercial is epic. I didn't see that ending coming! Perhaps that armor is stainless steel? Or titanium? Mithril? If you win the lottery, it gives a whole world of possibility. :D

Armor made from old carpet and duct tape doesn't smell very pleasant after exposure to sweat and rain, either - speaking from childhood experience. :)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Rodney on 2011-04-08, 13:13:06
At first I cringed as they were getting armoured in the rain, then I LMAO during the final scene. :)

This commercial reminded me of a myArmoury post by Bram van Diemen showing armoured guys on those scooters!  Check out Sir Edwards myArmoury thread Show Us Your Kits and Harnesses! (http://www.myarmoury.com/talk/viewtopic.php?t=13319&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=940) and scroll down past my post and Sir Wolf's post.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2011-04-11, 15:17:06

Oh geez, cruise-ship jousting:

http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_183_how-rich-secretly-amuse-themselves_p16#1 (http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_183_how-rich-secretly-amuse-themselves_p16#1)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2011-04-11, 17:50:50
LMAOOOOOO

Imagine.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2011-04-11, 20:08:29

:)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2011-04-12, 20:04:07
(http://modernchivalry.org/pictures/funnies/holy-hand-grenade-demotivational.jpg)
http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=113469 (http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=113469)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Thorsteinn on 2011-04-19, 07:12:09
(http://members.armourarchive.org/teufel/Demotivational/Archer.jpg)

Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2011-04-19, 14:37:48
That's AWESOME, Rauttskegg, love it!
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Brian on 2011-04-19, 15:19:55
LOL I like that one!  ;D
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Thorsteinn on 2011-04-22, 06:43:38
That's AWESOME, Rauttskegg, love it!

Pulled it off the Armour Archive. The guy who talked about the backstory was, in fact, the archer in the pic.

And for another fun one.....

Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Ancelyn on 2011-04-22, 14:06:10
My vote is for Duct Tape Reliquary and Vikings.  :)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Thorsteinn on 2011-04-22, 23:16:30
And now for Certainty, and Violence!
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2011-04-26, 16:44:00
I think I like the Roman heavy gunners, the Viking and the Frazetta/Violence ones the best.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Thorsteinn on 2011-04-28, 07:17:01
The Brave Squire.

One year at Pennsic three Knights, one from the Kingdom of the East, one from the Kingdom of the Middle, and one from the Kingdom of the West, were sitting around bullsh***ing Philosophizing and up came the subject of whose squire was "bravest".

The Knight of the East said "Tis True! Mine is the bravest squire of all!" "Oh yeah?",said the other two, "Prove it!" "OK... Squire!" "Yes Sir!" "Squire... do you see the King of the Middle all surrounded by his bodyguard?" "Yes Sir." "Well.. Go get him!" "Yes Sir!"

And the Squire put on his kit ran off to attack the King and was promptly thrubbed soundly by said Kings bodyguard. He crawled back to his lord and said "My Lord I have tried to do as you command but the Middle Kings bodyguard was too much for me and I failed"  "That's OK Squire. Good try. Now go get some water, and rest up"

The Knight of the Middle said "That's nothing. Mine is surely the bravest squire of all. Watch this... Squire!" "Yes Sir!" "Squire... do you see the King of the West all surrounded by his huskarls who are then surrounded by the Western Army?" "Yes Sir?" "Well.. Go get him!" "Yes Sir!"

And the Squire put on his kit ran off to attack the King and was promptly thrubbed soundly by said King as his Army and then the huskarls parted so as not to deny their King the pleasure of whomping this lunatic. The Squire stumbled back to his lord and said "My Lord I have tried to do as you command but the Western King was too much for me and I failed"  "That's OK Squire. You did well. Go take a break."

The Knight of the West said "Y'all ain't seen nothing yet. I'll show YOU a brave Squire. Watch this... squire....Squire!....SQUIRE!!!!!" "WHAT?! What do you want now?!" "Squire... fetch me a beer." "What the..? Who broke your legs? Get your own damn beer!"

And with that the Western Knight stood up, strapped on his sword, put on his helm, picked up his shield and turned and said "Now you see that? That is a Brave Squire!".
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2011-04-28, 13:09:08
That got a chuckle from me.  I was waiting for the squire to catch a clout on the ears, maybe two for insouciance.  lol
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2011-04-28, 13:58:58
lol, nice :)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2011-04-28, 19:35:10


(http://modernchivalry.org/pictures/funnies/keyboard.jpg)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2011-04-28, 20:40:38
Oh that'd be ultra cool.  I guess Stechen would be the enter key?
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Ancelyn on 2011-04-28, 23:40:24
Yes, very good. :-D
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2011-04-29, 19:29:56


(http://modernchivalry.org/pictures/funnies/keyboard.jpg)

^ Awesome! :D
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2011-05-05, 15:49:01
Damsels in distress...
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2011-05-05, 16:52:32
I definitely like the first one...I keep seeing 'Power Puff Girls' when I look at that second one.  lol
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2011-05-05, 17:37:33

http://www.dreynschlag.at/dreynevent_2011.php (http://www.dreynschlag.at/dreynevent_2011.php)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2011-05-05, 19:56:28

Truth.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2011-05-09, 04:03:50

Truth.


^ that one is my new wallpaper
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2011-05-09, 13:05:51
Yea, had that swords one on my desktop a while back...too true.

Love the Durer self defense one...maybe we can have that made into a shirt??
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2011-05-10, 22:18:21
http://willmclean.deviantart.com/gallery/29999840
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Thorsteinn on 2011-05-16, 23:37:41
:D
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2011-05-17, 00:55:40

Hehe :)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2011-05-25, 18:37:35

(http://i-beta.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/2/4/7/21247_slide.jpg?v=1)
http://i-beta.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/2/4/7/21247_slide.jpg?v=1 (http://i-beta.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/2/4/7/21247_slide.jpg?v=1)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2011-05-25, 20:41:29
NICE!  lol
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Patrick on 2011-05-26, 03:34:50
So which one's pandering to the sword, and which one to the stone? :D
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2011-05-26, 13:19:00
So which one's pandering to the sword, and which one to the stone? :D

HAHA. I like that. :)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2011-05-26, 14:12:04
McCain's exhorting the stone to release the sword to him...see how he's looking down?  lol
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2011-06-03, 15:46:07
(http://modernchivalry.org/pictures/funnies/in_ur_armor_bag.jpg)
http://forum.sword-buyers-guide.com/viewtopic.php?f=17&t=1450 (http://forum.sword-buyers-guide.com/viewtopic.php?f=17&t=1450)


(http://modernchivalry.org/pictures/funnies/funny-pictures-invisible-sword-swallowing-cat.jpg)
http://officeninjacomics.com/?attachment_id=176 (http://officeninjacomics.com/?attachment_id=176)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Wolf on 2011-06-03, 15:58:20
(http://modernchivalry.org/pictures/funnies/in_ur_armor_bag.jpg)
http://forum.sword-buyers-guide.com/viewtopic.php?f=17&t=1450 (http://forum.sword-buyers-guide.com/viewtopic.php?f=17&t=1450)



ftw!
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2011-06-03, 15:59:49
(http://modernchivalry.org/pictures/funnies/i-knight-thee-sir-stoopy.jpg)
http://chloeandeddie.com/i-knight-thee-sir-stoopy/ (http://chloeandeddie.com/i-knight-thee-sir-stoopy/)

"knight mare"
(http://modernchivalry.org/pictures/funnies/knight_mare.jpg)
http://www.winkmartindale.com/thoughts-n-things/page168.html (http://www.winkmartindale.com/thoughts-n-things/page168.html)

(http://modernchivalry.org/pictures/funnies/knight-dog.jpg)
http://themastiffblog.tumblr.com/post/4706003614/by-retrieverman (http://themastiffblog.tumblr.com/post/4706003614/by-retrieverman)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2011-06-03, 16:04:59
(http://modernchivalry.org/pictures/funnies/in_ur_armor_bag.jpg)
http://forum.sword-buyers-guide.com/viewtopic.php?f=17&t=1450 (http://forum.sword-buyers-guide.com/viewtopic.php?f=17&t=1450)



ftw!

Agreed!  Love that one!
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Rodney on 2011-06-03, 16:35:01
I just mowed the lawn, why didn't I think of this???
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2011-06-03, 16:39:15
Haaaa...one of the SBG forumites, ShooterMike, did a video clip of him using a 4-wheeler as a stand-in for a horse when he did some test cutting.  That video is no longer available as far as I can tell...too bad, it was pretty cool.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2011-06-08, 13:20:45
(http://modernchivalry.org/pictures/funnies/crucifixes_swords.jpg)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Wolf on 2011-06-09, 03:05:46
hehehe.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2011-06-21, 19:59:21
Love that last one!
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Thorsteinn on 2011-06-29, 16:30:04
I apologize for the language but I must say that sometimes it's the simple things in life really......


(http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/entries/icons/original/000/001/230/EMKdt.jpg?1257224622)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Thorsteinn on 2011-06-29, 16:34:21
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/labyrinth_puzzle.png)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Wolf on 2011-07-03, 13:23:29
(http://cleftlands.cwru.edu/gallery/weararmour.jpg)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Brian on 2011-07-03, 13:40:59
lol love that one! :)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Rodney on 2011-07-05, 14:31:50
Thank you Sir Wolf!  That's the image I was trying to find in response to your post female armour, sucks? (http://modernchivalry.org/forum/index.php/topic,1250.0.html)  ;D

(http://cleftlands.cwru.edu/gallery/weararmour.jpg)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2011-07-05, 21:27:14
I just realized this wasn't posted yet. It's not european, but it is swords, and funny. :)

Samurai Fail (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPZW28L4deo#)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Wolf on 2011-07-06, 01:10:19
man thats classic i love that
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2011-07-06, 15:27:11
Wow, talk about classic...love that clip!  Even back then when I first saw this occur on tv, I wondered what the hell was he doin anyway?  Sword-like-objects...you gotta love'm.  ;)

Still, for me, one of the funniest ones is where the guy is demo'ing how a certain ladder works wonders and he falls off of it while the caller who called in about how good this ladder was remarks: "....and that has NEVER happened!"  LOL

QVC ladder fall (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isYF5E0WxGU#)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2011-07-06, 15:38:24
I just realized this wasn't posted yet. It's not european, but it is swords, and funny. :)

Samurai Fail (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPZW28L4deo#)

Yep, that's a classic. I love how it got parodied on the Cautionary Tales of Swords series too. :)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Wolf on 2011-07-06, 17:32:20
Wow, talk about classic...love that clip!  Even back then when I first saw this occur on tv, I wondered what the hell was he doin anyway?  Sword-like-objects...you gotta love'm.  ;)

Still, for me, one of the funniest ones is where the guy is demo'ing how a certain ladder works wonders and he falls off of it while the caller who called in about how good this ladder was remarks: "....and that has NEVER happened!"  LOL

QVC ladder fall (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isYF5E0WxGU#)

sad thing is that i have that ladder
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2011-07-06, 18:34:23
Oh, I'm sure it is a good ladder...he just wasn't paying enough attention to what he was doing.  It was like a bad dream...you see him lose footing, his foot getting hooked and it was all downhill from there.  lol
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2011-07-06, 19:16:14
Ack! And the Tosh.0 skit with the Cold Steel sword wasn't posted either. :)

Tosh.o Cold Steel Sword (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofMnvrMRpjM#)

The quality is a little lacking, and of course being Tosh.0, it's not work appropriate dialog. The faint of heart may want to sit down before watching what happens to the poor sword.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2011-07-07, 14:26:03
I saw that ep recently...my brother turned me onto this guy.  He's actually funny and I was surprised because he looks like such a doofus, I just assumed he was one.  I don't watch it regularly, but I did catch last night's ep when he danced with the Crystal Light Dancers from back in the 80s...hilarious.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2011-07-13, 03:51:28
Trolling Saruman (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaqC5FnvAEc#ws)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Thorsteinn on 2011-07-13, 06:41:33
 :D
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2011-07-13, 15:15:29
I saw that trolling Saruman vid...only thing worse than that is getting 'rick rolled'.  lol
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2011-07-13, 19:08:53

Admiral Akbar at the battle of Hattin?
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Brian on 2011-07-14, 19:25:05
Old school rust monster...this comic is so more relevant to me now!  ;)
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iBDQOXCHTEU/S8Ep2VDifnI/AAAAAAAAAnE/VKsj_8VEYm4/s1600/rust+monster+dmg+will+mclean+cartoon.JPG)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2011-07-14, 19:38:03

Hahah, yes. :)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2011-07-20, 20:26:09
(http://modernchivalry.org/pictures/funnies/camelot-silly_600px.jpg) (http://modernchivalry.org/pictures/funnies/camelot-silly.jpg)

(http://modernchivalry.org/pictures/funnies/painkillers_600px.jpg) (http://modernchivalry.org/pictures/funnies/painkillers.jpg)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Rodney on 2011-07-20, 21:09:29
And I love silliness!!  I never realized, until now, how much I like the boar's head on the black knight.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Wolf on 2011-07-20, 22:56:08
i used to have a picture online that had the boars head gifed on top of a surcoat of mine. then we had a few pictures that sir edward giffed out my arms etc ehhehe
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Wolf on 2011-07-22, 20:56:18
Summer's Eve Hail to the V: "The V" Extended Cut (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxW_ZCd64tg#ws)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Rodney on 2011-07-22, 21:04:51
Oh my!  ;D ;D ;) Hail indeed...
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2011-07-23, 21:22:09
My wife just showed me that commercial yesterday. Wow, is all I can say.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2011-07-25, 13:47:16
I LOVE IT!  I didn't even get what the hell it was for until the end...talk about truth in advertising!!!  lol
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2011-07-29, 19:23:31
One of the best scenes in the Holy Grail, IMHO:

Monty Python and the Holy Grail (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Xd_zkMEgkI#)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2011-07-29, 19:44:42
(http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1003/lady-of-the-lake-monty-python-movie-quote-a-day-late-demotivational-poster-1268237872.jpg) (http://www.motifake.com/monty-python-movie-quote-a-day-late-demotivational-posters-93567.html)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2011-08-02, 15:06:22
One of the best scenes in the Holy Grail, IMHO:

Monty Python and the Holy Grail (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Xd_zkMEgkI#)


I have not seen this movie since I was a kid...that scene was hilarious!  Talk about telling it like it is...too bad all the posturing going on these days is taking center stage, instead of the work they're supposed to be doing.

It should be allowed to crash their heads together when they're screwing around like this.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2011-08-26, 20:00:10
(http://modernchivalry.org/pictures/funnies/herring.jpg)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2011-08-26, 20:28:35
I got one of those with a Bible in his hand...lol
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2011-08-26, 20:48:55

Yeah, that's what gave me the idea to hack this one up. The original picture has him holding a sword over his head, as you'd expect.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2011-10-20, 17:47:41

I think this would make an excellent knighting ceremony. :)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2011-10-25, 13:27:13
http://www.zombieunion.com/?cat=27 (http://www.zombieunion.com/?cat=27)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2011-10-25, 16:15:37
I like that swearing in one lol
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Thorsteinn on 2011-10-29, 17:04:47
:)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2011-11-01, 19:49:52
LMAO!

That's a great one, Ivan!
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: SirNathanQ on 2011-11-12, 12:53:29
All hail Cthulu!!!!!  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2011-11-28, 15:53:53

Codpiece
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Frater de Beaumanoir on 2011-12-03, 13:23:14
.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2011-12-06, 20:28:08
LOL @ tail gate

Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2011-12-23, 14:18:47

I saw that Sir James posted this one on facebook. I thought it deserved sharing here too.

Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2011-12-23, 19:07:36
I'm guessing it is his surcoat that's in the washer?  Or is he really going to put those awesome steel legs into water?  :o
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2012-01-03, 20:13:17
For the IT people:

(http://sale.images.woot.com/Code_of_Arms3tcDetail.png)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Brian on 2012-01-03, 21:00:26
lol I like that one! :)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2012-01-04, 15:47:24

LOL, brilliant. :)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2012-01-05, 19:47:22
I forgot to add some text. It was from a woot.com sale that I missed (items are only on sale for 1 day, and limited quantity). Apparently it was blazoned, too.

Quote
The shirt is named "Code of Arms".

The tinctures are hard to describe, as it's really more of greyscale-like depiction.

Eschutcheon: Quarterly bendy argent and azure and azure, on a full coffee mug handle to dexter a Linux penguin, a bag of "Free Toes", a slice of pizza pepperonied point to base, and a can of "Mountain Dude" proper, overall on a cross an "On" button argent marked azure.

Crest: a laptop open with a touchpad of two buttons, issuant from chief the "WiFi" logo.

Supporters: two monkeys rampant enraged azure marked argent, each sustaining a banner argent, on the banner to dexter "<" and on the banner to sinister "/>" azure.

Motto: Refresh Reboot Reinstall

Danel de Linccolne
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2012-01-12, 20:09:36
Verizon FiOS commercial 2011 (storm the castle) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2JgrC2iK50#ws)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Brian on 2012-01-12, 22:45:19
lol!
Well the castle storming will just have to WAIT!
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Thorsteinn on 2012-01-13, 03:03:54
Storming the castle (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-3VxOqHI-4#)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Wolf on 2012-01-13, 16:57:37
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/394828_323445964361922_100000895630460_1020239_897602489_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Thorsteinn on 2012-01-13, 20:06:56
I'll be in my bunk.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2012-01-18, 16:32:00
*me too*
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Wolf on 2012-01-18, 17:49:17
theres a c3p0 version as well. my wife said NO WAY. sigh....
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Patrick on 2012-01-19, 01:48:44
Link? ;D
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2012-01-19, 15:18:08

If what I heard is accurate, apparently they were unlicensed, and Lucas went after them. The few that are out there are going to be real collector's items.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2012-01-21, 07:01:59
One of the interesting things with that lady in the swimsuit is that her cell phone cover is half the mask of Vader.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Patrick on 2012-01-21, 13:21:32
Geez, I don't know how I missed that! ;)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Wolf on 2012-01-21, 16:12:24
so did i, i was... distracted...
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2012-01-26, 23:59:34
A recently discovered fechtbuch page has many scholars confused:

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/385917_10150470196798686_500208685_8499568_1356037994_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2012-01-27, 02:43:56
Hah! Awesome. :)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Ian on 2012-01-27, 04:19:13
Son of Mogh!
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2012-02-25, 20:18:02
(http://www.daily-comix.com/image/comic/1112/-comic-1324608815.jpg)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Wolf on 2012-03-01, 12:24:48
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-o_tHAQ1gSE4/TenklUpvw6I/AAAAAAAAADI/TktOUXC4VuQ/s1600/internet_white_knight.gif (http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-o_tHAQ1gSE4/TenklUpvw6I/AAAAAAAAADI/TktOUXC4VuQ/s1600/internet_white_knight.gif)
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-o_tHAQ1gSE4/TenklUpvw6I/AAAAAAAAADI/TktOUXC4VuQ/s1600/internet_white_knight.gif)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2012-03-01, 15:00:38
Ni!
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2012-03-01, 21:37:09
Ha!  I like that one.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2012-03-06, 15:07:43

Now here's a campaign I can get behind.

Arthur, President because some watery tart threw a sword at him.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Brian on 2012-03-06, 15:40:31
The absolute best method to determine who gets to wield supreme executive power because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at them.  ;)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Patrick on 2012-03-06, 16:44:46
Ahh, if only we could lob swords at all of our candidates...
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2012-03-07, 16:16:43

Some watery tart goodness.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Frater de Beaumanoir on 2012-03-08, 00:19:28
Some of these are going to get posted on my wife's page!!

Thanks!
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Wolf on 2012-03-08, 00:38:27
ehehhe
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2012-03-08, 14:27:28
Moistened bint...I just like the way that sounds!  lol
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Thorsteinn on 2012-03-15, 01:12:27
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/s720x720/425621_10150738623403338_157323068337_11637866_664857532_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Thorsteinn on 2012-03-15, 01:18:46
D&D (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_hlWl1PKfo#)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Thorsteinn on 2012-03-20, 03:03:06
Why we learn Knife work.  :D

Who needs a knife in a nuke fight? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNhYJgDdCu4#ws)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2012-03-20, 12:36:02
lol
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Brian on 2012-03-20, 12:53:49
Well streaming video in general and YouTube specifically is verboten from work, but I’m guessing it is the scene from the movie ‘Starship Troopers’ when Drill Sergeant Zim told private Ace to “Put your hand on that wall!”!

Am I right?  :)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2012-03-20, 13:11:21

Yep! You would be right. :)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2012-03-20, 13:28:14
Well streaming video in general and YouTube specifically is verboten from work, but I’m guessing it is the scene from the movie ‘Starship Troopers’ when Drill Sergeant Zim told private Ace to “Put your hand on that wall!”!

Am I right?  :)

You nailed that faster than the drill sergeant nailed the private's hand to the wall.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Wolf on 2012-03-20, 22:59:53
http://doonboy.deviantart.com/gallery/33431300# (http://doonboy.deviantart.com/gallery/33431300#) woah!!
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2012-03-21, 19:23:50
That's a great scene.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2012-03-23, 13:34:21


Weather report in Anglican chant:

Weather Forecast Master Singers Slideshow with subs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4z2jwDcb9wI#)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Thorsteinn on 2012-03-23, 20:51:15
The economy is hard everywhere these days especially, apparently, for immigrant scientist's.

(http://www.instantattitudes.com/shirts/t044.jpg)

"For food, construct I will, Thermonuclear Device"

_____________________________________________________

"I never cheat.
Cheating would be wrong.
However, I have been known to employ an ad-hoc unilateral unpublished rules exception on occasion."

We all know someone who qualifies to have said this statement true?

-Ivan
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2012-03-27, 18:51:34
(http://ed.toton.org/photos/1999/192_fixed_big.jpg)

When all else fails... :)

Sir wolf on the left, and I'm on the right.

I just updated the lightning effect to replace the crappy one I drew back in 1999. Used a quick and cheap method I found here:

http://photoshopcafe.com/tutorials/lightning/lightning.htm (http://photoshopcafe.com/tutorials/lightning/lightning.htm)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Wolf on 2012-03-27, 22:15:59
ehhehe where's the black knight kicking the blue surcoated king arthur pic?
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2012-03-28, 03:08:10
ehhehe where's the black knight kicking the blue surcoated king arthur pic?

(http://ed.toton.org/photos/1999/bw6.jpg)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Wolf on 2012-03-28, 11:42:36
wow that one is earlier that year or the year before?
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Brian on 2012-03-28, 12:38:42
lol! Excellent!

*Right! I'll have the leg!*
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2012-03-28, 14:53:17
wow that one is earlier that year or the year before?

Earlier the same year. I think a couple of months earlier. I want to say April, but I remember it being cold.

When I was out there with the white surcoat, it was more like June, and hot out there.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2012-03-28, 18:19:35
Wow, that lightning effect looks great.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2012-03-28, 18:29:25

Super easy to do too, with that tutorial's method. I never would have thought of that. It's a clever method!
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2012-03-29, 16:19:02
Whoa, that lightning bolt just gave me an idea.  Next time we all get together, we'll have to do some poses...I'm thinking a lightning strike hitting the tip of an upraised sword ala Clash of the Titans (2011)!
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Brian on 2012-03-29, 17:02:36
So who will end up getting their picture taken of them bending over to have it exploited in a most compromising way...ala Mel Gibson in Braveheart?  ;)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2012-03-31, 19:51:18
So who will end up getting their picture taken of them bending over to have it exploited in a most compromising way...ala Mel Gibson in Braveheart?  ;)

The squires! :D
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Thorsteinn on 2012-04-03, 04:16:41
stephen lynch - Beelz aka satan song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swGBlDn_yiI#)

 ;D
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2012-04-06, 14:32:11

Pimp my Horse!

Pimp My Horse (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnF2ROKtdMY#ws)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2012-04-06, 19:40:27

That's one way to get a castle...
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2012-04-11, 19:13:35
Full Metal Lawn Care.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Wolf on 2012-04-13, 02:07:13
Unicorn City Trailer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2B16AkL8gtU#ws)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Thorsteinn on 2012-04-13, 04:09:22
 :D

Too bad it only got released in Utah. (https://www.facebook.com/UnicornCity/info (https://www.facebook.com/UnicornCity/info))
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2012-04-17, 18:51:03

The real purpose of a fuller. It's simply washed off of the historical examples. :)

(http://modernchivalry.org/pictures/photoshop/dane-toward-enemy_600px.jpg) (http://modernchivalry.org/pictures/photoshop/dane-toward-enemy.jpg)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Thorsteinn on 2012-04-19, 07:25:04
2 hours of Funny!!! (in 13 parts)

Dogma part 1 of 13 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUaudvlfGw8#)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2012-04-19, 16:25:32

The real purpose of a fuller. It's simply washed off of the historical examples. :)

(http://modernchivalry.org/pictures/photoshop/dane-toward-enemy_600px.jpg) (http://modernchivalry.org/pictures/photoshop/dane-toward-enemy.jpg)

Wow, did you really just engrave that in your dane?!? ;)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2012-04-19, 18:06:02
You can do wonders with a magic marker.  ;)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2012-04-20, 14:43:42
Dogma was a good movie. 
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2012-04-20, 19:02:15
Heh :)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Thorsteinn on 2012-04-27, 18:08:46
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/labyrinth_puzzle.png)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2012-04-27, 18:35:55

Yeah, that's one of my favorite xkcd moments. lol :)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Brian on 2012-04-28, 14:24:51
Heh :)

I love this one! :)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Thorsteinn on 2012-04-30, 06:57:19
As many of you know I was raised a Jew and think of myself as a Jew.... who has not shared a great Jewish Medieval joke. Here it is:
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One Pope, in the Dark Ages, decreed that all Jews had to leave Rome. The Jews did not want to leave, and so the Pope challenged them to a disputation to prove that they could remain. No one, however, wanted the responsibility... until the synagogue janitor, Moishe, volunteered.
As there was nobody else who wanted to go, Moishe was given the task. But because he knew only Hebrew, a silent debate was agreed. The day of the debate came, and they went to St. Peter's Square to sort out the decision. First the Pope waved his hand around his head. Moishe pointed firmly at the ground.
The Pope, in some surprise, held up three fingers. In response, Moishe gave him the middle finger.
The crowd started to complain, but the Pope thoughtfully waved them to be quiet. He took out a bottle of wine and a wafer, holding them up. Moishe took out an apple, and held it up.
The Pope, to the people’s surprise, said, "I concede. This man is too good. The Jews can stay."
Later, the Pope was asked what the debate had meant. He explained, "First, I showed him the Heavens, to show that God is everywhere. He pointed at the ground to signify that God is right here with us. I showed him three fingers, for the Trinity. He reminded me that there is One God common to both our religions. I showed him wine and a wafer, for God's forgiveness. With an apple, he showed me original sin. The man was a master of silent debate."
In the Jewish corner, Moishe had the same question put to him, and answered, "It was all nonsense, really. First, he told me that this whole town would be free of Jews. I told him, Go to Hell! We’re staying right here! Then, he told me we had three days to get out. I told him just what I thought of that proposal." An older woman asked, "But what about the part at the end?" "That?" said Moishe with a shrug, "Well, I saw him take out his lunch, so I took out mine."
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Brian on 2012-05-01, 00:45:16
Ha! That's a great example of the ever indomitable and pragmatic Jew.  :)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Thorsteinn on 2012-05-04, 03:22:05
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/75223_402146349825012_100000889510293_1220506_613093012_n.jpg)

Covers 'Rule #1' as well.   ;D
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2012-05-04, 03:34:47

Any pricks with weapons? Doesn't that exclude everyone? :)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Rodney on 2012-05-04, 17:03:17
 Ha! ;D
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2012-05-08, 03:22:13
Amazon.com listing for generic gothic upper legs / knees (no greaves):

http://www.amazon.com/Full-Leg-Steel-Gothic-Armor/dp/B003ZWY3WG/ref=pd_sbs_a_24 (http://www.amazon.com/Full-Leg-Steel-Gothic-Armor/dp/B003ZWY3WG/ref=pd_sbs_a_24)

Quote
Do not believe the hype from the 2nd rate publications "Knight Times" and "Mi Armour." This product is terrible. When I purchase armour that is advertised as "full leg" I expect it to be just that. However, in my recent battle defending my country of Tillamoore in the region of Glog in last weekends Battle and BBQ at Taft Park I was taken out within the first minutes of battle from a well aimed foam arrow to my knee. I was the laughing stock of the festival. Even though this is some of the most comfortable leg armour I own, I will banish to the attic for its lack of protection. The detailing is amateur at best and it is a bit on the noisy side. So, beware, this will not protect you from arrows, darts, rocks, bullys, uncles or swords. If I could, I'd dig a moat around this product.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Thorsteinn on 2012-05-09, 07:39:40
Something I did up today.

Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2012-05-22, 18:11:33
D&D Art
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Thorsteinn on 2012-05-31, 05:55:47
The Saga Of Biorn (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV5w262XvCU#ws)

Poor Bjorn.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2012-05-31, 14:18:27
Poor Bjorn.

Oh man, that's hilarious. :)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Wolf on 2012-05-31, 16:08:58
haahhaah
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2012-05-31, 20:19:09
That's hilarious!
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2012-05-31, 20:43:01
Damn...almost makes you wish Valhalla was real, huh?  I'm kidding, I'm kidding...poor guy.  For some odd reason, this video reminds me of Maximo, the little knight, from the video games.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Thorsteinn on 2012-05-31, 21:37:20
Damn...almost makes you wish Valhalla was real, huh? 

Erik Goes to Valhalla (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeqMCyQVdfA#ws)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2012-06-05, 21:45:37
Not medieval funny, but this is pretty well done and so far out of character, I laughed at it. If you haven't heard "So Call Me Maybe"

Carly Rae Jepsen - Call Me Maybe (OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_N_xGQ3QKlk#ws)

And the funny spoof (especially ~30 seconds in):

http://idolator.com/6578121/barack-obama-sings-call-me-maybe (http://idolator.com/6578121/barack-obama-sings-call-me-maybe)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2012-06-06, 14:34:59
Never heard of the girl...but her voice sounds familiar.  The Obama thing was funny...
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Thorsteinn on 2012-07-05, 06:40:08
Horrible Histories- Nasty Knights- Castle Defences (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtaRI1UD0y0#)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2012-07-05, 15:30:30
lol :)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Wolf on 2012-07-05, 22:09:36
hahaha its the SH$% demon!! jk jejeje
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Brian on 2012-07-05, 22:56:33
Ah but historically accurate! After all that's how the second bailey fell at Chateau Gaillard.  ;)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ch%C3%A2teau_Gaillard (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ch%C3%A2teau_Gaillard)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2012-07-11, 18:08:55
(https://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/417269_3352417088677_1627547016_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Wolf on 2012-07-12, 01:06:04
(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/fencingstrategyp1.gif)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2012-07-12, 01:18:50
^ Tosh.0 episode about the Cold Steel great sword :)

Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Thorsteinn on 2012-07-12, 03:15:10
 :)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2012-07-12, 13:52:46
^ Tosh.0 episode about the Cold Steel great sword :)



Is that the one where he was doing some cutting and the blade helicoptered on him?
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2012-07-12, 14:19:20
Is that the one where he was doing some cutting and the blade helicoptered on him?


It was a QVC/home-shopping sort of thing where the guy hits himself with the broken blade:

shopping channel accident (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_N4hprpRJhM#)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2012-07-12, 14:27:56
^ Tosh.0 episode about the Cold Steel great sword :)



Is that the one where he was doing some cutting and the blade helicoptered on him?

Yep, but if you watch it in slow-motion, the pommel slid off and the rest just flew. The sword itself didn't break anywhere that I could see, it looked like it just got looser and looser from abuse and then finally rattled off. I can't find the vid on youtube.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2012-07-19, 02:35:14
(https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/7/10/UtnZ8Oe6VEm7XCT1EFnmdA2.jpg)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Thorsteinn on 2012-07-19, 03:50:41
Yoink!
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2012-07-19, 13:14:45
(https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/7/10/UtnZ8Oe6VEm7XCT1EFnmdA2.jpg)

Oh man, that's hilarious!
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Wolf on 2012-07-19, 15:00:03
ya i love that!!! gets me thinking about doing something with the new wind mills that have gone up around here
;0
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2012-07-19, 15:14:22
Yep, start making signs and post them all over the place. :)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2012-07-20, 16:17:58
(http://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/wtf-photos-videos-the-family-of-the-round-table.jpg)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Lord Dane on 2012-07-21, 19:25:51
(http://ed.toton.org/chivalry/funny/bayeaux_comegetsome.jpg)

Make tapestries here: http://www.adgame-wonderland.de/type/bayeux.php (http://www.adgame-wonderland.de/type/bayeux.php)

LOL!!!!
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Lord Dane on 2012-07-21, 19:36:10
One more for the road....
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Lord Dane on 2012-07-21, 21:27:37
A touch of medieval marketing....because every man (not just a king) has need of this.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Lord Dane on 2012-07-21, 21:42:32
A not-so-subtle touch on how to approach a damsel.   :o
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2012-08-07, 13:30:22
:)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2012-08-17, 16:16:31
Friend posted this on my FB wall:

(http://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/376587_395185750549163_1507973897_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2012-08-17, 17:03:04
Hey, I don't knock LARPers, as the sign says, at least they're outside!  I heard its fun...have perused some of the Dagorhir boards, they really get into it.  I still have this idea of doing a D'Haran special forces character/Ranger- replete with anachronistic leather armor.  :)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Brian on 2012-08-17, 17:44:55
My Friend Amo was one of the first members of Darken and has in recent years developed an offshoot group called dragonclaw. He's invited me to numerous events but they hold them on Saturdays and I typically have to work on Saturdays but I would love to try it!  :)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Lord Dane on 2012-08-17, 19:05:56
Hey, I don't knock LARPers, as the sign says, at least they're outside!  I heard its fun...have perused some of the Dagorhir boards, they really get into it.  I still have this idea of doing a D'Haran special forces character/Ranger- replete with anachronistic leather armor.  :)

Take a quick poll on how many of the above LARPers above have moved out of their parents' house 1st, Sir William. After that, reassess your last commentary.  ::) LOL
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2012-08-17, 19:28:04
Take a quick poll on how many of the above LARPers above have moved out of their parents' house 1st, Sir Edward. After that, reassess your last commentary.  ::) LOL

Who, me? I haven't said a thing.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Lord Dane on 2012-08-17, 19:33:46
Take a quick poll on how many of the above LARPers above have moved out of their parents' house 1st, Sir Edward. After that, reassess your last commentary.  ::) LOL

Who, me? I haven't said a thing.

Oops. I have a bad track record of mistypes on here. LOL Sir WILLIAM was target. :) My apologies.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2012-08-17, 20:48:37
Hey, I don't knock LARPers, as the sign says, at least they're outside!  I heard its fun...have perused some of the Dagorhir boards, they really get into it.  I still have this idea of doing a D'Haran special forces character/Ranger- replete with anachronistic leather armor.  :)

Take a quick poll on how many of the above LARPers above have moved out of their parents' house 1st, Sir William. After that, reassess your last commentary.  ::) LOL

That just means they have someone to pick them up when they're done playing.  I still don't knock them for having a bit of fun; beats vegging out to anime ad nauseum.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Thorsteinn on 2012-09-04, 09:19:50
The Doctor rolls a natural 20 on his Intimidate check.

Doctor Who: Is this world a threat to the atraxi? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arAjbSkKF-Q#ws)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2012-09-04, 15:41:00
Oh, Dr. Who is your chosen 'deity'.  I get it now...your other post on the topic about religious fanaticism in the home had me non-plussed for a moment.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Thorsteinn on 2012-09-04, 18:18:26
Oh, Dr. Who is your chosen 'deity'.  I get it now...your other post on the topic about religious fanaticism in the home had me non-plussed for a moment.

Strangely enough I'm also a Reverend in the ULC (ULC.org), but I think that's a Reno tradition, and a Dudist (http://dudeism.com/) Priest because I thought they were joking.

I've even performed weddings too.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2012-09-04, 18:44:21
Looks like just about anyone can get ordained by ULC, provided they take the online course, right?  You do not see that as a conflict of interest considering you are an avowed atheist as well?

By the way, I thought The Big Lebowski was the perfect homage to the old weed flicks of the 70s like the Cheech & Chong series of movies...but was also a black comedy, which I was not prepared for.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Thorsteinn on 2012-09-04, 20:07:27
I was 18. I did it as a lark. No course needed. I did it in under 5 minutes. I used it to push back at a stupid NV law requiring one to see a Revered/Priest/Rabbi/Imam to have a legal wedding. Most of the quickie marriage places in Reno or Vegas are run by ULC Ministers.

But I am an atheist. :)

-Thorsteinn

aka Rev Sean B. Karp
Temple of our First Lady Of The Evening.
"Have you been touched by His Noodley Appendage?" (http://www.venganza.org/)

EDIT: You can also become a Jedi in the ULC. How cool is that?

(http://www.themonastery.org/catalog/images/ULC-jedi-knight.jpg)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2012-09-04, 20:23:10
Learned something new today, I did.  Thanks, Thorsteinn!
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2012-09-06, 15:43:31
"Mercy? I'm far too brave to grant you mercy!"

JourneyQuest Virtues: Honor (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MIzjQZo8Y4#ws)

JourneyQuest Virtues: Eloquence (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJENk8oOwww#ws)


BTW, season 2, episode 8 of JourneyQuest came out last night.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2012-09-17, 14:43:33
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m28wedg0Ff1rty7tao1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Thorsteinn on 2012-09-17, 18:00:28
 ;D
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2012-09-18, 14:04:44
Historical documentation for Sir Wolf:

(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/521984_403491646337112_447390514_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Wolf on 2012-09-18, 14:55:16
AHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2012-10-09, 01:36:52
"Woodcalibur", by my creative squire

(http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t8/jba3/medieval/random/2012-10-03203125.jpg)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2012-10-09, 03:36:39
lol, nice :)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: danieldesu on 2012-10-17, 09:50:07
I showed this to my wife who immediately wanted to commission it for our cat, Niko...but I don't think he'd ever let me put it on him!  lol

(http://i670.photobucket.com/albums/vv64/ebonpaladin/Armor/NikoArmorbyJeffDeBoer.jpg)
It's looking interesting collection of steampunk and medieval.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2012-10-19, 16:05:16

Saw this on facebook.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Lord Dane on 2012-10-19, 22:55:31

Saw this on facebook.

They better hope there is no dead-bolt.  ;D
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2012-11-13, 15:11:16

Ski-jousting? :)

Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Wolf on 2012-11-16, 17:21:41
(http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8478/8155896118_164f9a90c6_b.jpg)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2012-11-16, 17:35:14
heh, nice :)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Brian on 2012-11-16, 17:57:07
(http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8478/8155896118_164f9a90c6_b.jpg)

Oh the possible captions that could go with this picture!  ;D

“Hans is shocked to find that his ‘girlfriend’ has left him!”
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2012-11-16, 18:56:31
Photoshopped it up a little:  (mainly to make the hand match a little better)  :)

(http://ed.toton.org/photos/photoshop/portraits/chuck-hand.jpg)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2012-11-16, 21:19:30
LOL

I saw this on AA and posted:

Damn.  Looks like he'll be going lefty tonight.  Stranger!  lol
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2012-11-30, 03:18:05
I love adult swim!

http://video.adultswim.com/promos/infomercial-swords-knives-and-other-sharp-objects.html (http://video.adultswim.com/promos/infomercial-swords-knives-and-other-sharp-objects.html)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Thorsteinn on 2012-11-30, 04:25:49
Very sharp objects... Hmmm.... wonder if he'd be interested in trade. There's this abby I've had my eye on for quite some time....
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2012-11-30, 16:48:58
Gangnam Style, circa 1300. :)
http://www.jibjab.com/view/IiP3qoOpSsiIwWCUDLgnfg?utm_campaign=My+Timeline&utm_medium=Share (http://www.jibjab.com/view/IiP3qoOpSsiIwWCUDLgnfg?utm_campaign=My+Timeline&utm_medium=Share)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Wolf on 2012-12-03, 22:46:01
i hate you  ;D
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2012-12-05, 06:11:48
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/spo/3433008150.html (http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/spo/3433008150.html)

Quote
Medieval sword made out of stainless steel and weighing about 20 pounds. The blade measures about 28 inches long. If you include the hilt, the sword is about 37 inches long

Those 3 foot long 20 pound swords really do exist, I guess..... :(
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Thorsteinn on 2012-12-05, 07:24:20
Dang tempted to ask my cousin who lives in that town to examine this legendary blade for me, that or send him the following link:

http://www.truefork.org/DragonPreservationSociety/Swordheavy.php (http://www.truefork.org/DragonPreservationSociety/Swordheavy.php)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2012-12-05, 18:10:11
Dang tempted to ask my cousin who lives in that town to examine this legendary blade for me, that or send him the following link:

http://www.truefork.org/DragonPreservationSociety/Swordheavy.php (http://www.truefork.org/DragonPreservationSociety/Swordheavy.php)

Ah, and I forgot to mention, especially funny to me, as I have that sword, and it's only 3 or 4 pounds. :)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Thorsteinn on 2012-12-09, 00:01:47
 ;D

New Zealand vs Scotland in rugby (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nmy6OaZEAhE#ws)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2012-12-11, 23:44:41
Saw this posted on facebook:

Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Wolf on 2012-12-12, 01:13:58
 :o ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2012-12-12, 05:14:31
Awesome
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2012-12-18, 19:20:58

lol:
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2012-12-18, 21:27:59

lol:

"Magnets - feared by knights and mormons too"
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Wolf on 2012-12-19, 14:03:41
(https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/312573_477617672279530_1667555807_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2012-12-19, 18:34:22
Saw this posted on facebook:



This one is awesome.  So's the one with DV knighting Luke.  Or whomever.  lol
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2012-12-19, 19:35:16

From the caption-contest by the Higgins Armory Museum:
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Thorsteinn on 2012-12-20, 19:32:06
Feel pretty proud of writing this humorous comeuppance... till the guy after me replied with a sniper shot.

Read the first bit in the voice of the Family Guy "Bone my Girlfriend" dude. Trust me.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2012-12-20, 21:20:50
LOL

NICELY DONE, Mark! 
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Thorsteinn on 2012-12-24, 07:33:39
(https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/24012_412982247237_4691158_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2012-12-28, 19:57:35
That thing's almost as big as she is!  lol
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Lord Dane on 2012-12-29, 00:48:29
That thing's almost as big as she is!  lol

That's what she said!!  :o
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Ian on 2012-12-30, 21:47:34
Star Trek gag reels, awesome....  there's a link to season 1 in the description of this one on YouTube

http://youtu.be/7_nVEm5Yc3c (http://youtu.be/7_nVEm5Yc3c)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Thorsteinn on 2012-12-31, 01:09:27
 :D
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Thorsteinn on 2012-12-31, 01:11:28
Lindybeige on Youtube has some fun stuff on weapons and whatnot but here is a vid I love.
--------------
A point about weapons in fantasy worlds.
The anecdote about the turtle does make the scenario seem a bit dull - with the PCs turned into mere spectators, but it wasn't as bad as it might sound. The players just heard a quick description of the army's methods, and were of course free to try to intervene (they didn't, much), and most of the scenario dealt with other things.

A point about weapons in fantasy worlds (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CfyU1mOZ1E#)
--------------

Now I'm going to show it to the gun-bunny I play Pathfinder with.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2012-12-31, 22:45:11
Seems about right?

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Full-Suit-Armor-Fully-Wearable-15th-Century-Knight-Gothic-Reenactment-Costume-/150960822595?pt=UK_Collectables_Militaria_LE&hash=item2325f75943 (http://www.ebay.com/itm/Full-Suit-Armor-Fully-Wearable-15th-Century-Knight-Gothic-Reenactment-Costume-/150960822595?pt=UK_Collectables_Militaria_LE&hash=item2325f75943)

Gauntlets? Pssh! Use the vambraces! That's what they're for! Right! Right?

(http://i1268.photobucket.com/albums/jj577/gifts-mart/Full_Armor_1_10.jpg)

I'm not sure if it's really bad armor, or the beginning of some kind of robo-mech with arm extensions... I respect the effort, but good grief!
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Thorsteinn on 2013-01-01, 03:57:50
 :o

Dude there looks 3 sizes too small for that. Is it all from the same harness?
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Andrew on 2013-01-01, 15:11:30
The result of a good harness gone awry?
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2013-01-02, 21:30:49
Yeah, same harness, all being sold as a set on eBay by a seller with similar other offerings (whole harnesses). The legs seemed to be sized about right for him, which makes the discrepancy of arms .... interesting.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2013-01-08, 16:20:34
Star Trek gag reels, awesome....  there's a link to season 1 in the description of this one on YouTube

http://youtu.be/7_nVEm5Yc3c (http://youtu.be/7_nVEm5Yc3c)

Awww...they took it down.  CBS claiming copyright infringement.

Also I'd like to see the front of that harness...wouldn't it be funny if the pauldrons covered the entire front of the chest?  It almost looks as if he's wearing the shoulder armor backwards.  lol
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2013-01-08, 16:40:53
Also I'd like to see the front of that harness...wouldn't it be funny if the pauldrons covered the entire front of the chest?  It almost looks as if he's wearing the shoulder armor backwards.  lol

Click the link above the picture, then click "See Original Listing", they're on there. :)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2013-01-08, 21:30:36
Well...the model's a good half foot shorter than he should be...but the gauntlet pieces; maybe its the small guy but they really look like greaves with gloves stuck on the end of them.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2013-01-10, 17:58:36
Just saw this:

(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/s480x480/248619_458047830915716_1732098346_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Thorsteinn on 2013-01-10, 19:09:56
:D  Yoink!
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Thorsteinn on 2013-01-14, 01:03:37
(https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/16679_318559514929952_1464720842_n.jpg)

(https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/426799_433419083395930_1365705696_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2013-01-14, 23:05:39
Castle - Progressive Insurance Commercial (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lR7n20OPYZM#ws)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2013-01-15, 14:29:59

Hah, cute :)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2013-01-16, 15:29:07

Komodo dragons
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2013-01-16, 16:27:13
LOL!  Good one!
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Wolf on 2013-01-31, 00:46:31
(https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/62938_10151282882228042_334790481_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Thorsteinn on 2013-01-31, 00:53:10
One please!
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Lord Dane on 2013-01-31, 00:54:32
Well hello Goth Girl. Where hath thou been all my life???   :P
I would like to nominate her as our newest forum member.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2013-01-31, 05:27:26
Link to order??
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2013-01-31, 17:49:16
(https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/62938_10151282882228042_334790481_n.jpg)

I hope you brought enough to share, Sir Wolf.  lol

I'll take two!  What books is she bringing, she'll not have time to read!
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Thorsteinn on 2013-02-06, 04:43:43
I love Natalie Dormer.

(https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/425982_560517530626941_872517460_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2013-02-07, 15:50:51
I thought she was devilishly demure in the Tudors as Anne Boleyn.  I have to say, at first I wasn't sure I'd like her but after a few episodes, and then seeing her as Margaery in GoT- I'm a FAN!  She is hot like the sunshine in the Sahara desert, and luscious like...well you figure it out!
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Lord Dane on 2013-02-07, 20:30:33
I thought she was devilishly demure in the Tudors as Anne Boleyn.  I have to say, at first I wasn't sure I'd like her but after a few episodes, and then seeing her as Margaery in GoT- I'm a FAN!  She is hot like the sunshine in the Sahara desert, and luscious like...well you figure it out!

She played Queen Anne Boelyn, right??
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2013-02-09, 03:36:41
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/wdc/3310486791.html (http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/wdc/3310486791.html)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Wolf on 2013-02-09, 04:24:06
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Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Thorsteinn on 2013-02-09, 07:59:35
 ;D
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Ian on 2013-02-09, 18:50:52
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/wdc/3310486791.html (http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/wdc/3310486791.html)

epic
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2013-02-11, 14:55:50


Uhm... wow.  :o  Awesome. :)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2013-02-12, 15:18:56
Tell me about it!  I haven't done a tabletop D&D since...wow, middle school!  A topless female DM...that would be epic.  But only if she's hot.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2013-03-08, 22:43:14
Should really get a better photo and do a proper version in Photoshop (I used the free "GIMP" program). I've also never seen Game of Thrones, but I've seen enough memes to know what to do!

(http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t8/jba3/sirjamesofthrones_zpsab476ce5.jpg)

(Yep, that's my armor!)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2013-03-08, 23:13:20


Excellent, that would be a good one to post on the Order's FB page too. :)

And you need to watch Game of Thrones (or read the books, but I'm a TV sort of guy myself)...  it's actually quite good.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2013-03-09, 02:59:53
Posted it and shared it through the Order's page. I cancelled cable earlier this week, but I might see if I can find it online streaming somewhere. I rarely have the focus and patience to watch TV without programming or browsing the forums. :D
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2013-03-09, 03:02:26
Posted it and shared it through the Order's page. I cancelled cable earlier this week, but I might see if I can find it online streaming somewhere. I rarely have the focus and patience to watch TV without programming or browsing the forums. :D

Heh, well, TV can be a huge time-waster, that's for sure. :)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Wolf on 2013-03-09, 15:13:26
lol i need to get a poster one of these days
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2013-03-12, 15:04:34
The show's pretty good- they get the gritty portrayal of the books down pat for the most part, but the books...the books are EPIC in scope and realization.  Think LOTR, but much more realistic in characterization...magic seems much more organic in aspect as well.  Oh, and sex, lots of sex....its very sexy in fact.  lol
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2013-03-19, 21:48:47
Might already be in here somewhere?

(https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/544372_420134468077342_376446280_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2013-03-19, 21:53:40
Perhaps he is better at defending rather than building castles.  Heh.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2013-03-27, 00:07:21
Think I forgot to post this one, not quite medieval, but if anybody's played fruit ninja:

Fruit Ninja in Real Life to Dubstep! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-llZmPPNwU#ws)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2013-03-27, 19:37:28
I've seen people playing...never got into it myself though.  Still, this was a cool vid!  Lot of produce got wasted.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Lord Dane on 2013-03-27, 23:09:06
No waste. I'm sure the fat-man took his fair share of the feast as payment.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2013-03-28, 15:46:06
I wouldn't eat anything that had hit that ground where he was stepping, slicing, grunting and sweating.  lol
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2013-03-28, 19:23:45
I wouldn't eat anything that had hit that ground where he was stepping, slicing, grunting and sweating.  lol

You've just described my kitchen :D
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2013-03-28, 21:28:29
Yes, see?  I wouldn't eat anything off anyone's kitchen floor.  lol

Hold on...so you are practicing your cuts in the kitchen now?  Or are we talking food prep?  ;)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2013-03-29, 04:42:55
Yes, see?  I wouldn't eat anything off anyone's kitchen floor.  lol

Hold on...so you are practicing your cuts in the kitchen now?  Or are we talking food prep?  ;)

I grunt and sweat during food prep too. :D
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2013-03-29, 14:20:24
Besides, what would food prep be, without hacking and slicing with a sharp piece of steel?
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Wolf on 2013-03-29, 14:32:07
Besides, what would food prep be, without hacking and slicing with a sharp piece of steel?

DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Thorsteinn on 2013-04-02, 06:15:40
From my Tumblr (http://aspiesean.tumblr.com/) page:

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/ca330df6b3385265c86638b132ef7720/tumblr_mi6ddzIFmS1s2a6q3o1_500.jpg)

A Pug in a bunny suit.
Your argument is invalid.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2013-04-02, 14:45:05
LOL, that's cute.  I have a similar one that we used to have hanging up at the helpdesk:

(http://farm1.staticflickr.com/97/252849242_373d779ccd.jpg)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Lord Dane on 2013-04-03, 14:15:11
Ummmm....you think the blacksmith can fix this?!?
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2013-04-18, 20:34:44
:)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2013-04-18, 20:35:34
:)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2013-04-18, 20:36:39
:)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Corvus on 2013-04-18, 20:47:28
Some hilarious stuff on this thread  ;)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2013-04-23, 19:24:33
Sir Wolf has added a new animal in Farmville!

(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/31512_427422475475_7137044_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2013-04-25, 17:29:50
http://www.buzzfeed.com/annanorth/12-best-online-reviews-of-swords (http://www.buzzfeed.com/annanorth/12-best-online-reviews-of-swords)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2013-04-25, 18:17:27
http://www.buzzfeed.com/annanorth/12-best-online-reviews-of-swords (http://www.buzzfeed.com/annanorth/12-best-online-reviews-of-swords)

Ha, I love this one:

"They are hard enough to break bones. If you are going to give them to your kids, give them some shields, helmets and armor."
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Wolf on 2013-05-02, 23:48:05
http://www.etsy.com/shop/FenrissonStudios (http://www.etsy.com/shop/FenrissonStudios) fun shirts
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Wolf on 2013-05-10, 00:07:59
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-fQ8W9_sO804/UYo5kpH01oI/AAAAAAAAMSY/1USVNVGvKkA/s1600/arshirt.jpg)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: B. Patricius on 2013-05-10, 05:38:48
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-fQ8W9_sO804/UYo5kpH01oI/AAAAAAAAMSY/1USVNVGvKkA/s1600/arshirt.jpg)

QFT!!! except the wife part, for me it's just my lady!  ;D
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Wolf on 2013-05-10, 11:36:06
http://cheezburger.com/7435848704 (http://cheezburger.com/7435848704)  wow
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2013-05-10, 14:04:19
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-fQ8W9_sO804/UYo5kpH01oI/AAAAAAAAMSY/1USVNVGvKkA/s1600/arshirt.jpg)

Hahaha!!
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: B. Patricius on 2013-05-14, 03:56:39
http://cheezburger.com/7435848704 (http://cheezburger.com/7435848704)  wow

wow, "But my lord, there is no such army!!"  ;D quoting my lady on that one!
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2013-05-17, 21:11:53
Wowow....that model was teh awesome!
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2013-06-11, 03:09:39
iPhone Scotland - Language warning

Apple Scotland - iPhone commercial for Siri (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGxKhUuZ0Rc#ws)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Thorsteinn on 2013-06-11, 04:54:19
Brilliant!
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2013-06-11, 13:25:33
lol! Shared it on FB. :)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: B. Patricius on 2013-06-12, 10:31:02
Oh man,

that is SO my Granny!
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2013-06-12, 15:57:32
They have cell phones in Scotland now?  Who knew?  lol
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Thorsteinn on 2013-06-17, 21:58:45
"A gerbil on PCP is of tactical advantage if you know how to use it right." -Tim Belcher
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2013-06-24, 15:59:09
(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/965703_656774157681844_1930458803_o.jpg)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2013-06-24, 18:19:01
Oh, that's awesome!  That's desktop background worthy.  lol
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2013-07-10, 18:30:27
(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/q71/1001183_618066794877819_1230988930_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Wolf on 2013-07-11, 01:16:06
haahhahaahah
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Lord Dane on 2013-07-11, 12:33:49
Yuck!! Yuck!! Yuck!!  ;D
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2013-07-11, 14:16:10
LOL 

Now that was funny!
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2013-07-11, 16:43:32
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/1011443_10200803790289828_654042650_n.jpg)

Not quite a "funny", but I love the minions
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2013-07-11, 17:31:47
So do I...I went in thinking I'd hate the movie, but it caught me up.  The minions make it, too.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2013-07-11, 18:08:10
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1045068_525652917481920_1836579479_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2013-07-11, 18:10:26

I have that last one lined up to share on the Order FB page. I wish Sir Ortega didn't watermark everything he posts, no matter whose image it is. A lot of the time, I'm seeking out the original to share.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Ian on 2013-07-11, 18:15:06
I can remove that watermark if you want :)

*poof*
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2013-07-12, 13:07:34
lol thanks, but not necessary since I've been using Google's image search to find the originals, and often at higher resolution. :)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Patrick on 2013-08-02, 20:00:40
For all the chess buffs on here:
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Lord Dane on 2013-08-02, 21:05:37
Ha Ha!!!  ;D
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2013-08-08, 19:05:30

Some funnies...
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2013-08-08, 19:06:42
More...
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2013-08-08, 19:09:44
And more...
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Lord Dane on 2013-08-08, 21:24:24
Stiletto Sabatons. My wife approves.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2013-08-13, 03:18:03
Terrible!

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1148912_610999885598410_123025574_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Patrick on 2013-08-14, 04:39:52
 ;D
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2013-08-14, 13:07:52

Sir Nathan, how does this look? I think it's Facebook-worthy. :)

(http://modernchivalry.org/pictures/photoshop/nathan-kill-with-history.jpg)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2013-08-14, 16:10:50
(https://sphotos-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/970706_585551058157609_1262884030_n.png)
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=585551058157609&set=a.189797911066261.48381.186566728056046&type=1&ref=nf (https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=585551058157609&set=a.189797911066261.48381.186566728056046&type=1&ref=nf)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2013-08-14, 16:48:17
Sir James...'twas an innocent enough mistake!  Oh that was a good one.

That grin on Sir Nathan's face is vaguely unsettling...which only makes the caption that much more emphatic.  Love it!
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Thorsteinn on 2013-08-16, 15:35:24
Wales, axes, babyswords. *snort*  :D
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Thorsteinn on 2013-08-19, 21:43:25
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/q71/s720x720/1185947_353527948112121_1868017550_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Naythan on 2013-08-20, 03:27:37
love this
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2013-08-20, 14:04:38
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/q71/s720x720/1185947_353527948112121_1868017550_n.jpg)

Heh, this gave me a chuckle. I could see him hacking someone in half, and then using the (now bloody) chopper to re-draw his lines in the sand. :)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Naythan on 2013-08-20, 17:43:10
That had me laughing for quiete some time. as did the whale one.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2013-08-20, 19:20:50
Zen Garden is awesome
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Naythan on 2013-08-21, 00:27:50
one of the kids in the backround looks scared, and it seems like he knocked over that poster.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Thorsteinn on 2013-08-24, 13:46:19
Quest for G: Bolt, Garnett,Abdul-Jabbar; Monty Python parody (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMiLeXqf6jw#)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2013-09-09, 02:03:18
(https://sphotos-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/1235375_513691122045520_1354753753_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2013-09-09, 13:09:12
lol! Added that to the list for the FB page. :)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Timothy on 2013-09-10, 04:13:17
Good sirs,

Ok so here are a few of mine.

Tim
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Timothy on 2013-09-10, 04:16:24
And another
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Timothy on 2013-09-10, 04:18:28
An another
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Timothy on 2013-09-10, 04:43:09
and one more
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Timothy on 2013-09-13, 02:53:44
And a few more
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Timothy on 2013-09-13, 02:56:21
Saw this on Facebook
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2013-10-15, 21:55:19
(http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Kris/goblin.png)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2013-10-16, 00:00:53
Strip D&D? Oh my. :)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2013-10-23, 17:06:00
Guy #16 on here.... I have no idea what's going on there

(http://i.imgur.com/KW3hTET.jpg)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Ian on 2013-10-23, 17:25:36
ha, I didn't feel like counting 16 photos down that list, so I just started scrolling down and without any doubt knew exactly which guy you were talking about... :)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2013-10-24, 13:49:06
lol, seriously. It looks like the dog is growing out of his abdomen. Like a scene from Total Recall. :)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Ian on 2013-10-24, 14:23:03
lol, seriously. It looks like the dog is growing out of his abdomen. Like a scene from Total Recall. :)

The chest burster from Alien, chihuahua style!
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2013-10-25, 23:47:11
(http://ed.toton.org/photos/photoshop/memes/james-dishes_600p.jpg) (http://ed.toton.org/photos/photoshop/memes/james-dishes.jpg)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2013-10-26, 03:07:40
(http://ed.toton.org/photos/photoshop/memes/james-towel_600p.jpg) (http://ed.toton.org/photos/photoshop/memes/james-towel.jpg)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Douglas on 2013-10-26, 17:58:14
 ::)
(https://scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/562341_178518845685636_1069710206_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Wolf on 2013-10-26, 18:06:49
oooooooooooooooooooooooh snap lol
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Thorsteinn on 2013-10-27, 17:55:03
Have I posted this?
__________________________

Do not mess with the God of Spite.

For all the folks I know who play AD&D/PFRPG/Etc (and that's a lot of you). I give a story told to me by my friend TC that he heard from elsewhere's. Feel free to share:
------------------------------------------------------------------
 
One of the groups I DM'ed for during my undergrad years had a player we'll call "Tony" (not his real name). Tony was a lying scuzzball who fancied himself a ladies' man and played his characters much the same way. This would have been fine had he restricted his lies and petty larceny to the game world, but alas, he owed money to most of the group and small objects tended to go missing around him. He was also an unreliable gamer who (when he showed up at all) would frequently play in an altered state of consciousness. The rest of the group had pretty much decided this guy had to go... and luckily, he gave me the perfect opportunity.A bit of background: Tony's character had recently used his cheesed-out Bluff and Diplomacy checks to seduce a sweet, naive princess into falling head-over-heels in love with him and eventually marrying him. Being Tony, he exploited his newfound royal connections as far as they'd go, and made it clear that his character only cared about her for the wealth and power. He even gifted her another PC's stolen ancestral amulet to show her family how wealthy he was.
 
 Anyway, after doing a bit of adventuring, the group discovered that the villains responsible for a recent string of grisly murders were a cult dedicated to Cas, God of Spite (Heroes of Horror). After delivering pointy justice to said cult, they were looting the underground temple when Tony had one of his characteristically idiotic ideas:
 
Tony: "I'm going to take a dump on the altar."
 
Me: "You realize what you're saying, right? You plan to defecate on the sacred altar of the God of Spite?"
 
Tony: "Yeah, why not?"
 
So he desecrates the altar. At the end of the next session, the heroes are riding off towards their next adventure:
 
Me: "Everyone, it's Spot check time. You might also want to try a Listen check, but the DC is a lot higher."
 
Group: *rolls terribly*
 
 Me: "Nobody notices the winged shape overhead... at least not until [Tony's character] and his horse are replaced with a mound of steaming dung."
 
 Tony: "I don't get a Reflex save?"
 
Me: "Nobody in the party put points into Spot. You all have crappy Wisdom. You rolled a 2. You didn't even see the shadow until it was too late. So yeah, a dragon just shat on you from from six hundred feet."
 
Tony: *frowns* "How much damage then, *******?"
 
Me: "Well, it weighs several hundred pounds and fell from a great height... " *rolls* "45."
 
Tony: "I died from dragon sh**?!"
 
While Tony sat there, red-faced and fuming, I calmly continued. The rest of the group attempted to dig his dead character and horse out from under the pile when one of them came across something familiar:
 
Me: "Alerika, you notice a glint of gold as you dig through the feces. Excavating a little more, your heart skips a beat as you realize it's your ancestral amulet!"
 
Tony: "THAT WAS MY WIFE?!"
 
Me: "Some of it was, yeah. Don't f**k with the God of Spite."
 
 Uttering a primal shriek of rage, Tony flipped the table over and stormed out of the room, never to return. The group held it together for about five seconds before bursting into gales of laughter. To this day they say it was the best game I ever ran....yeah, I felt a little bad about that in retrospect, but the guy had it coming. If you steal my friend's phone and have the audacity to keep showing up at my gaming table, I will have a dragon fatally poop your wife onto your head, and will earn the nickname Assistant God of Spite.

Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2013-10-31, 19:40:57
The Simpsons Hobbit couch gag:

http://www.vulture.com/2013/10/watch-hobbit-parodying-couch-gag.html (http://www.vulture.com/2013/10/watch-hobbit-parodying-couch-gag.html)

And for keeping the "throne" clean:

(https://scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/q83/s720x720/1382181_595799537143242_1048375108_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2013-10-31, 19:56:48
(http://ed.toton.org/photos/photoshop/memes/james-towel_600p.jpg) (http://ed.toton.org/photos/photoshop/memes/james-towel.jpg)

That was awesome!  lol  so was the Sir Loin one...
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2013-11-02, 17:08:25
(https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/1383885_697895603563380_993082922_n.jpg)

No shave November is here! :)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Thorsteinn on 2013-11-03, 20:12:29
Shaving is the manliness killer....
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Aiden of Oreland on 2013-11-04, 02:52:43
Haha, where do you all possibly find all of this? I mean the only time I see it is from here or Order of The Marshal posts on facebook lol
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Douglas on 2013-11-04, 04:45:24
Shaving is the manliness killer....

lol. And that is exactly why I don't shave.

Haha, where do you all possibly find all of this? I mean the only time I see it is from here or Order of The Marshal posts on facebook lol

The dark, strange recesses of the internet, my friend. The dark, strange recesses.......  :o
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2013-11-06, 22:46:51
So bad, it's kinda funny.

WARNING: Language

http://www.channel101.com/episode/477 (http://www.channel101.com/episode/477)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Aiden of Oreland on 2013-11-07, 00:37:40
Shaving is the manliness killer....

lol. And that is exactly why I don't shave.
This is why I need a beard lol
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2013-11-07, 01:33:00
So bad, it's kinda funny.

WARNING: Language

http://www.channel101.com/episode/477 (http://www.channel101.com/episode/477)

Crude, but funny. Nice blast from the past there. :) It's worth watching the whole series of them, since the first is probably not the best of them.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Aiden of Oreland on 2013-11-07, 02:18:04
Swords are so bad! One time I found a sword in a rock and I pulled so hard that when it came outit hit my me dead on the head. It nearlly gave me a concussion it did. So I stuck it back into the rock.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Lord Dane on 2013-11-07, 10:36:43
Like this one time, at knight camp....
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Aiden of Oreland on 2013-11-07, 11:57:41
Like this one time, at knight camp....

Say no more!
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2013-11-07, 17:16:25
Oh let him...this ought to be good.  lol
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Lord Dane on 2013-11-07, 19:49:22
It's always good the way I tell it ... however, Aiden is too young to hear my version in its inpolitically-correct, unadulterated, need for a ban-hammer story line. :)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2013-11-07, 20:34:25
LOL @ need for a banhammer

I heard that, man.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2013-11-07, 20:58:47

These animations are very irreverent, but amusing and well done:

These animations of famous paintings are freaking hilarious
http://sploid.gizmodo.com/animating-famous-paintings-are-freaking-hilarious-1459175346 (http://sploid.gizmodo.com/animating-famous-paintings-are-freaking-hilarious-1459175346)

the elegant gentleman's guide to knife fighting - animations (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-7IV2qryiQ#)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Naythan on 2013-11-13, 21:33:09
love this

"MEDIEVAL LAND FUN-TIME WORLD" EXTENDED TRAILER — A Bad Lip Reading of Game of Thrones (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Krz-dyD-UQ#ws)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2013-11-15, 17:08:12
(https://scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/488008_364620973672338_150402499_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2013-11-15, 20:54:31
Hey, that's me!  lol

That is, I know that feeling...and usually will touch the spurs to my Charger just to hear her battle roar.  :)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Naythan on 2013-11-15, 23:34:21
(https://scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/488008_364620973672338_150402499_n.jpg)

It only feels good unless your the back seat rider. You dont get a saddle. just a cold metal guy to hold on to.... I have 1 guess of what happened to the backseat rider in this pic.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Naythan on 2013-11-15, 23:37:17
If only...

http://keripeardon.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/5694_228028990556_5101116_n.jpg (http://keripeardon.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/5694_228028990556_5101116_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Naythan on 2013-11-15, 23:38:00
sorry bout that,
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Thorsteinn on 2013-11-15, 23:48:13
All that armor & fighting, now you're just teasing a man.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Aiden of Oreland on 2013-11-16, 04:22:32
What if they had a catapult that lauched a giant inflatable ball. That'd be wicked. And every man that the ball touches is dead and until it stops moving it is no longer deadly.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2013-11-18, 18:52:10

It looks like embedding is disabled, but you can click through:

Song Of The Knight on Vimeo (http://vimeo.com/76179993)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Naythan on 2013-11-19, 01:00:42
All that armor & fighting, now you're just teasing a man.
What if they had a catapult that lauched a giant inflatable ball. That'd be wicked. And every man that the ball touches is dead and until it stops moving it is no longer deadly.

 Waterballoon Wednesday at pennsic lol. Catapults arrows, grenades. RUST
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Aiden of Oreland on 2013-11-20, 03:40:12
All that armor & fighting, now you're just teasing a man.
What if they had a catapult that lauched a giant inflatable ball. That'd be wicked. And every man that the ball touches is dead and until it stops moving it is no longer deadly.

 Waterballoon Wednesday at pennsic lol. Catapults arrows, grenades. RUST

Grenades! What is this? Bed Knobs and Broom Sticks?
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2013-12-04, 04:16:54
Amazon is considering using drone-copters for delivery.

The US Postal Service has responded with:
(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7936470528/h814D562D/)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Aiden of Oreland on 2013-12-04, 05:36:09
Haha "Mail day! Stay indoors to prevent injury."
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2013-12-04, 19:11:29
As awesome as it was to wear armor at the beach, if I don't do that again, I think this is going to be my backup plan:

http://www.galicianshop.com/kilts/galician-kilts/galician-blue-kilt-towel.htm (http://www.galicianshop.com/kilts/galician-kilts/galician-blue-kilt-towel.htm)

(http://www.galicianshop.com/pictures/kilts/KILT-TWL.jpg)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2013-12-05, 14:12:24

Hah! I love it. :)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2013-12-16, 18:59:43
The siege of Boun-cey castle:

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1512027_565722676852483_1358199246_o.jpg)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Naythan on 2013-12-16, 22:29:22
The siege of Boun-cey castle:

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1512027_565722676852483_1358199246_o.jpg)

Swords and balloon castles never mix.
But this would be very much fun. Maybe S.c.A shoudl start making balloon forts.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2013-12-17, 02:52:50
(http://zeqps2k4t563atbs730zvzq12aw.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/NkreFYv2.jpg)

*groan*
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Aiden of Oreland on 2013-12-17, 03:55:40
*face-palm*
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2013-12-17, 15:35:23

Ha! *groan* ... I've added it to the FB page list. :)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Don Jorge on 2013-12-17, 18:15:24
That is so punny!
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2013-12-22, 05:37:28
Hate when this happens... poor horse doesn't have a leg to stand on

(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7958266880/h9A48E88F/)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Naythan on 2013-12-23, 23:06:27
Times never Change.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Douglas on 2013-12-28, 01:19:42
A buddy posted this on the Book of Faces today. ;D

(https://scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/q80/s720x720/1488317_729758270378520_1970711073_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2013-12-29, 02:39:46
(https://scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/1535583_10152084348027866_1087004923_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Naythan on 2013-12-30, 18:55:26
can stop giggiling
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Naythan on 2013-12-30, 22:26:50
Lego battle of awesome ness
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2014-01-07, 14:23:42

Sir James, photoshopped up.

I corrected this copy a little better than the one I posted on FB (getting rid of that haze on the right side).
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Aiden of Oreland on 2014-01-07, 20:17:29
Lol
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Douglas on 2014-01-08, 05:14:36

(that pic should probably go in the "funnies" thread too!)

Done and done. 8)
(https://scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/q71/1520807_10202160723198090_479535159_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2014-01-08, 16:19:20
On the FB page today:
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2014-01-08, 20:23:06
(http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3827/11842639506_142517c022_o.jpg)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2014-01-08, 20:34:54
Who's that girl?  lol
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2014-01-08, 20:42:02
It's the woman from Titanic. She says "I want you to draw me like one of your french girls" to the main guy. Never seen the movie, but that's where the "draw me like a french girl" meme came from. :)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Aiden of Oreland on 2014-01-08, 21:56:09
Thats actually hilarious 😆
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Naythan on 2014-01-08, 22:34:17
Now We know What Jack Really Likes.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2014-01-08, 23:51:08
(http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3827/11842639506_142517c022_o.jpg)

lol!
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2014-01-09, 16:09:58
I don't recall the line, but the pose I did- thought I'd ask just to be sure.  Now its really funny.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2014-01-10, 17:21:51
(https://scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/q71/s720x720/1526176_10152135602508909_1183703465_n.jpg)

*groan*
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2014-01-10, 18:24:42
I never had that problem.  lol
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2014-01-10, 21:46:28
(https://scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/q71/s720x720/1526176_10152135602508909_1183703465_n.jpg)

*groan*

lol
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2014-01-10, 21:47:40

Moar Christmas!
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Douglas on 2014-01-10, 23:05:49
Hehehe. My, Henry was quite the playa, wasn't he.


Moar Christmas!

Hmmm....Order of the Marshal pinup calendar, anyone? What lady wouldn't want twelve months of us studly men in our armor. Firemen are so overrated. :P ;)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Aiden of Oreland on 2014-01-11, 03:44:39
Hehehe. My, Henry was quite the playa, wasn't he.


Moar Christmas!

Hmmm....Order of the Marshal pinup calendar, anyone? What lady wouldn't want twelve months of us studly men in our armor. Firemen are so overrated. :P ;)

Haha, knights washing horses like Mustangs and Broncos 😆
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Naythan on 2014-01-11, 05:19:00
Hehehe. My, Henry was quite the playa, wasn't he.


Moar Christmas!

Hmmm....Order of the Marshal pinup calendar, anyone? What lady wouldn't want twelve months of us studly men in our armor. Firemen are so overrated. :P ;)

Haha, knights washing horses like Mustangs and Broncos 😆

Warning:not reading this comment advised
Too much wrong imagery has filled my head now. Oiling sword. I'm too busy getting my mail on right now. Why isn't this sharpening. I wish I has a bigger sword. Might want to loosen that leather a little. Crap it's too small, crap it's too big.
I could go worse but I don't think I've crossed the line. Armor jokes an problems with armor jokes are tedious.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Patrick on 2014-01-11, 21:54:18

Hmmm....Order of the Marshal pinup calendar, anyone? What lady wouldn't want twelve months of us studly men in our armor. Firemen are so overrated. :P ;)
[/quote]

Agreed! ;D :D :o
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2014-01-12, 06:01:44
Oh
My
Gosh

I have so many more ideas for meme pictures after this thread. You guys are awesome.

I apologize for whatever other pictures I'll be taking this year. :D
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2014-01-12, 14:18:08
I apologize for whatever other pictures I'll be taking this year. :D

Uh oh! :)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Lord Dane on 2014-01-12, 14:34:12
No armored speedos, Sir James!!  :o
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Aiden of Oreland on 2014-01-12, 18:55:53
What have we done!
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Naythan on 2014-01-12, 18:56:51
No armored speedos, Sir James!!  :o

Lets set Some base Requirements for This thing.
Helmet
Loin cloth or Tights
How about some Mail Pics, (Ladys love the mail)
and Of course, Boots or shoes.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2014-01-13, 16:41:01
No armored speedos, Sir James!!  :o

Added to my list :D
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Douglas on 2014-01-13, 17:58:06
 :o :o
*Quietly backs away from thread*
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Patrick on 2014-01-13, 19:40:07
Leave the speedo pics for the Europeans on the board. Paging Sir Gerard... ;)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Naythan on 2014-01-13, 20:19:02
Don't forget we need halberd too. Wenches love the halberds.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2014-01-13, 20:31:22
:o :o
*Quietly backs away from thread*

I'll let you know if I have any bleach left over after I wash my brain out. ;)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Aiden of Oreland on 2014-01-14, 04:50:51
Why do I have the strange feeling that Sir James is already in the progress of making this calendar?
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Patrick on 2014-01-14, 15:17:45
Why do I have the strange feeling that Sir James is already in the progress of making this calendar?

Why would he be wearing an ailette there?  Sir James knows better than..Oh dear! :o
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Lord Dane on 2014-01-15, 11:53:08
Don't forget we need halberd too. Wenches love the halberds.

No, they love the sword (without the scabbard).  8)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2014-01-15, 16:05:00
Don't forget we need halberd too. Wenches love the halberds.

No, they love the sword (without the scabbard).  8)

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if you don't take it out, it's going to rust! :D
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Ian on 2014-01-15, 16:31:44
Don't forget we need halberd too. Wenches love the halberds.

No, they love the sword (without the scabbard).  8)

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if you don't take it out, it's going to rust! :D

Is that the medieval equivalent of 'If you don't use it, you lose it?' :)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Wolf on 2014-01-15, 16:54:50
gotta lock michael ironsides
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2014-01-15, 18:17:08
Don't forget we need halberd too. Wenches love the halberds.

No, they love the sword (without the scabbard).  8)

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if you don't take it out, it's going to rust! :D

Is that the medieval equivalent of 'If you don't use it, you lose it?' :)

Couldn't find the video, but it's a Highlander quote: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102034/quotes (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102034/quotes)

Which I butchered slightly, it's "take it out AND USE IT", but, close enough
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Naythan on 2014-01-15, 20:34:24
Should there be beard pics, like the knights have everything but pants on and there privies are being covered by a beard?
Maybe that's too extreme.
(Just thought of the goblin kings scrotum beard from the hobbit)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2014-01-18, 17:00:26
(https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/65613_798212130192713_1181237247_n.jpg)

(http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Boy-That-Escalated-Quickly-Anchorman.gif)

Escalated quickly, escalatored quickly.....
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2014-01-18, 19:30:21
(https://scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1/1505495_487813247996437_2118361968_n.jpg)

I can't skate, and don't own skates, so, chances of me reproducing this are minimal...
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Naythan on 2014-01-19, 01:47:30
(https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/65613_798212130192713_1181237247_n.jpg)

(http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Boy-That-Escalated-Quickly-Anchorman.gif)

Escalated quickly, escalatored quickly.....

You Threw A Trident At someone!
Might want to stay low for a few days.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Aiden of Oreland on 2014-01-19, 03:54:27
#donottrythisathome
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2014-01-19, 22:31:00
(https://scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1/1505495_487813247996437_2118361968_n.jpg)

I can't skate, and don't own skates, so, chances of me reproducing this are minimal...

I've had the idea for years to do a "Crusaders on Ice", but yeah, I'd probably break my neck in any such attempt. :)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Naythan on 2014-01-21, 03:03:05
(https://scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1/1505495_487813247996437_2118361968_n.jpg)

I can't skate, and don't own skates, so, chances of me reproducing this are minimal...

I've had the idea for years to do a "Crusaders on Ice", but yeah, I'd probably break my neck in any such attempt. :)

They don't have piece of armor to prevent that?
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2014-01-30, 20:02:37
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1660827_746930718659868_1276506519_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Aiden of Oreland on 2014-01-30, 20:49:05
I call the peasants "piece-ants" after im through with them.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Lord Dane on 2014-02-01, 19:38:35
I call the peasants "piece-ants" after im through with them.

The proper term "peasant" comes from the arrogant French feudal system "puessant" loosely meaning "Lower class person, or one who serves or is endentured to a noble." Derived from this is a word we all know in English ..... "Pee-on". :) LOL
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Naythan on 2014-02-04, 00:21:40
Well it's a meme.  But it is pretty awesome.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2014-02-04, 21:44:45
(https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1/q85/s720x720/1653765_808911732468085_359818477_n.jpg)

Make it happen, Disney
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Naythan on 2014-02-04, 23:31:17
That's creepy looking...
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Lord Dane on 2014-02-05, 08:27:40
That's creepy looking...

So is the thought of Sir James visually in a speedo.  :o
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2014-02-05, 15:30:03
That's creepy looking...

So is the thought of Sir James visually in a speedo.  :o

Wait until I finish my mail speedo and do some more pictures. Then it won't just be a mental picture.  :o
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2014-02-05, 18:44:01
Wait until I finish my mail speedo and do some more pictures. Then it won't just be a mental picture.  :o

My brain is hurting.  :o :o
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Aiden of Oreland on 2014-02-05, 18:46:46
Are you gonna put that into the calender too haha
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Naythan on 2014-02-05, 18:47:31
Wait until I finish my mail speedo and do some more pictures. Then it won't just be a mental picture.  :o

My brain is hurting.  :o :o

That cuts deeper than any blade.
And I have no shield that can block it.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Aiden of Oreland on 2014-02-05, 18:48:48
Wait until I finish my mail speedo and do some more pictures. Then it won't just be a mental picture.  :o

My brain is hurting.  :o :o

That cuts deeper than any blade.
And I have no shield that can block it.

Thats what she said.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Naythan on 2014-02-05, 19:03:55
I posted this on the book of faces.

Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2014-02-05, 19:12:02
(https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1/q85/s720x720/1653765_808911732468085_359818477_n.jpg)

Make it happen, Disney

That looks like something out of 'Wind in the Willows' I think it is called.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Thorsteinn on 2014-02-06, 04:14:27
Random fan comment: "Why can't you smile? Why do you have to hit things?"

The Fiancee's reply: "He smiles when he gets to hit things."
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Naythan on 2014-02-06, 05:33:51
Random fan comment: "Why can't you smile? Why do you have to hit things?"

The Fiancee's reply: "He smiles when he gets to hit things."

Lol
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Naythan on 2014-02-06, 05:34:40
Lol. Someone sent me this on the book of faces today when I had no power.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Aiden of Oreland on 2014-02-07, 19:38:37
I am going to buy this for my guinnie pig.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2014-02-07, 20:53:50
Lol. Someone sent me this on the book of faces today when I had no power.

Points for creativity
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2014-02-14, 06:53:54
(https://scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1/1939999_10152189039972866_1237654847_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Naythan on 2014-02-15, 02:13:50
Not if it were the rennasciance transition.
Back in my day we used bows instead of this fancy hand cannons to kill peach other!!!!!
The pistol was invented in 1512 by an unknown inventor. We all know gunpowder had existed in combat pre 1512.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Mike W. on 2014-02-15, 18:10:57
(http://i.imgur.com/70QFhfR.jpg)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2014-02-16, 17:50:02
(https://scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1/1240058_655141011219465_130435199_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Wolf on 2014-02-16, 20:08:12
hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahaahhahahahahahahahhhahahahahahah
hahaha
ha
hahah

ahhaaha
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Douglas on 2014-02-18, 07:18:14
I must be tired, because this is really stupid, yet I laughed entirely too hard at it. :P

What doth love be (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uHz0KdIbhY#ws)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Mike W. on 2014-02-18, 15:15:42
These Bayeux Tapestry memes are the best...
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Aiden of Oreland on 2014-02-18, 19:55:58
I do get a kick out of em.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Mike W. on 2014-02-18, 23:07:30
Quick question Sir Aiden: Is your signature in Latin, or something else?
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Aiden of Oreland on 2014-02-19, 01:31:20
Latin, idk if the format is correct because it is google translate.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Mike W. on 2014-02-19, 02:29:50
I was gonna say...
It literally reads : By the friend, and each other obstacle and by the world heart, it conquers.

If you would like, here's a more accurate translation:
Amici, et virtus, et cor purus omnes impedimenta vincent.

(I took Latin for 6 years)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Aiden of Oreland on 2014-02-19, 02:40:28
Hey thanks! I had no idea haha. I try hard not to use translate. Wow I really appreciate it! If you ever have german question come to me. I know who im coming to when I put in latin "my sword my shield" "my shield my sword" on my sword and shield lol. Well, i am going to change it immediately. Thanks again.

(German for 4 years)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Mike W. on 2014-02-19, 02:59:29
"Meus gladius, meus scutum" "Meus scutum, meus gladius"
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Aiden of Oreland on 2014-02-19, 03:50:54
Awesome! Many thanks.  ;D
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Douglas on 2014-02-19, 04:11:06
Latin and German: the two languages I wish I understood more than I do. I can pick out a handful of words and phrases, but nothing useful. I think I'd have a hard time learning another language if it wasn't something I used often.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Aiden of Oreland on 2014-02-19, 04:22:09
Luckily German shares in many things in common with English. I eventually wish to learn Latin and French, and get to learn more English terms. I don't care about Italian lol.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Naythan on 2014-02-20, 03:47:51
Luckily German shares in many things in common with English. I eventually wish to learn Latin and French, and get to learn more English terms. I don't care about Italian lol.

Italian didn't exist in the Middle Ages
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Naythan on 2014-02-20, 03:51:51
I was gonna say...
It literally reads : By the friend, and each other obstacle and by the world heart, it conquers.

If you would like, here's a more accurate translation:
Amici, et virtus, et cor purus omnes impedimenta vincent.

(I took Latin for 6 years)

I took Latin for 2 years. Pig Latin for a day, and switched to German.
The Latin just didn't click for me German does.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Aiden of Oreland on 2014-02-20, 04:01:02
Luckily German shares in many things in common with English. I eventually wish to learn Latin and French, and get to learn more English terms. I don't care about Italian lol.

Italian didn't exist in the Middle Ages

Exactly
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Naythan on 2014-02-20, 04:18:53
Quid nomen es tibi?

Mihi nomen es Marcus et Cornelia est amicus

It's sad this is a majority of what I remember. Still I can recognize Latin in words.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2014-02-20, 16:25:49
Luckily German shares in many things in common with English. I eventually wish to learn Latin and French, and get to learn more English terms. I don't care about Italian lol.

Italian didn't exist in the Middle Ages

Exactly

I don't know when it was invented/formalized but Italian definitely existed in the medieval period. There are Italian terms for plate armor pieces and I've seen reference to books about armor written in Italian during medieval times.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Mike W. on 2014-02-20, 17:33:28
Dante's Divine Comedy was written in a Tuscan dialect that served as the foundation of modern italian. That was written in the early 14th century.

And now to get this forum thread back on topic...
(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT-zzSFZVP00-Njg26aaUe7Pe2v7Iib8HYtffmW9SYsCenmhtiS)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Mike W. on 2014-02-20, 17:47:06
How to guarantee rust will happen...
(http://evansheline.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/demotivational-posters-surviving-shark-week.jpg)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Naythan on 2014-02-20, 20:23:01
I love that episode Rog myth busters.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2014-02-20, 20:37:00
Dante's Divine Comedy was written in a Tuscan dialect that served as the foundation of modern italian. That was written in the early 14th century.

And now to get this forum thread back on topic...
(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT-zzSFZVP00-Njg26aaUe7Pe2v7Iib8HYtffmW9SYsCenmhtiS)

Oh neat, and right around the time of plate armor, which is all I knew it from. Didn't know when or how it started. Fun fact, thanks. :)

And yes, on topic:
(http://cdn.themetapicture.com/media/funny-fat-boy-pig-medieval-times.jpg)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2014-02-21, 14:39:39
Luckily German shares in many things in common with English. I eventually wish to learn Latin and French, and get to learn more English terms. I don't care about Italian lol.

Italian didn't exist in the Middle Ages

Exactly

Of course it did; do you think the people in that region did not speak at all?  ;)

It wasn't referred to as 'Italian' because there was no 'Italy' as we know it now; they were 'city-states' such as Genoa, Pisa, Venezia, etc- but they all spoke the same language with varying dialects depending on which one they hailed from.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Aiden of Oreland on 2014-02-22, 04:13:55
Luckily German shares in many things in common with English. I eventually wish to learn Latin and French, and get to learn more English terms. I don't care about Italian lol.

Italian didn't exist in the Middle Ages

Exactly

Of course it did; do you think the people in that region did not speak at all?  ;)

It wasn't referred to as 'Italian' because there was no 'Italy' as we know it now; they were 'city-states' such as Genoa, Pisa, Venezia, etc- but they all spoke the same language with varying dialects depending on which one they hailed from.

You know... Now that you mention it I feel a little dumb haha. I usually just thought there was only Latin. But that I think about it, it obviously must have existed for it to have exist now. Still, I don't feel like learning Italian haha. Maybe just how to pronounce it so I sound intelligent when ordering my food at Olive Garden ;)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Douglas on 2014-02-22, 05:12:37
Italian is a very difficult language. In order to properly speak it, you also have to learn how to talk with your hands. ;) Of course, the more Italian you are, the more instinctive it is.

(<--- comes from a very Italian family)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Mike W. on 2014-02-22, 14:38:03
How do you make an Italian shut up?

You tie their hands together!!
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Wolf on 2014-02-23, 14:09:27
HAHAAHAHHAHAH
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Naythan on 2014-02-23, 17:11:13
Why is italy shaped like a boot?
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2014-02-24, 18:35:57
(https://scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1/1779291_10152186641429802_1287723520_n.png)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Naythan on 2014-02-24, 20:34:50
Lul james!

Ive never played d&d
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2014-02-25, 19:37:14
(http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/91/68/b8/9168b852b62c8805debf1af208ae442d.jpg)

(http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvpadnsfn31qzt11wo1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Stanislaw on 2014-02-26, 04:45:41
(http://imagemacros.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/titsorgtfomedieval.jpg)

Good find, James! ;)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Stanislaw on 2014-02-26, 04:48:36
I must be tired, because this is really stupid, yet I laughed entirely too hard at it. :P

What doth love be (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uHz0KdIbhY#ws)

Bahahhaaaaha!  ;D
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Douglas on 2014-02-26, 04:51:13
I'm totally using the Medieval Facepalm sometime in the future. ;D
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Rodney on 2014-03-04, 04:12:02
I hope I’m not duplicating this pic…
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Aiden of Oreland on 2014-03-04, 04:25:51
Haha that actually hilarious ;D
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Mike W. on 2014-03-04, 13:51:34
(http://assets.diylol.com/hfs/c49/38d/1d5/resized/serious-medieval-man-meme-generator-look-at-my-face-do-you-think-this-is-a-fucking-game-25de93.jpg?1360217702.jpg)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Stanislaw on 2014-03-04, 20:27:10
(http://assets.diylol.com/hfs/c49/38d/1d5/resized/serious-medieval-man-meme-generator-look-at-my-face-do-you-think-this-is-a-fucking-game-25de93.jpg?1360217702.jpg)

One of my new favorites, for sure.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Naythan on 2014-03-07, 13:35:41
Lol
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Naythan on 2014-03-07, 13:48:05
Goofy guard.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Thorsteinn on 2014-03-10, 21:16:44
Musashi: One must eat the donut hole in one hand and the donut in the other.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Stanislaw on 2014-03-11, 05:58:20
Musashi: One must eat the donut hole in one hand and the donut in the other.

OH GOD. This is freakin' hilarious. As a person who has to read a lot of philosophical texts, and whose college is filled with people who obsess on philosophy all the time, I can relate well with this.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2014-03-11, 13:06:56
Musashi: One must eat the donut hole in one hand and the donut in the other.

OH GOD. This is freakin' hilarious. As a person who has to read a lot of philosophical texts, and whose college is filled with people who obsess on philosophy all the time, I can relate well with this.

Yes, brilliant! :)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Don Jorge on 2014-03-11, 14:17:23
As a student of Theology I am glad to see Kierkegaard's faith is well founded :)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Mike W. on 2014-03-11, 17:26:34
(http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/halolz-dot-com-skyrim-montypythonandtheholygrail-arrowtotheknee.jpg)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2014-03-11, 22:52:21
(https://scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1/1898143_10153940975080193_2077224768_n.png)

bah, won't embed

https://scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1/1898143_10153940975080193_2077224768_n.png
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2014-03-13, 01:56:52
Book of Faces seems to have killed embedding somehow?

https://scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1/1013804_10203310415189810_571613139_n.jpg (https://scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1/1013804_10203310415189810_571613139_n.jpg)[

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10203310415189810&set=a.4390383366412.2181490.1493217399&type=1&theater (https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10203310415189810&set=a.4390383366412.2181490.1493217399&type=1&theater)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Mike W. on 2014-03-13, 02:42:49
I'm tempted to do that on the DC metro one day
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Stanislaw on 2014-03-13, 07:13:48
Book of Faces seems to have killed embedding somehow?

https://scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1/1013804_10203310415189810_571613139_n.jpg (https://scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1/1013804_10203310415189810_571613139_n.jpg)[

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10203310415189810&set=a.4390383366412.2181490.1493217399&type=1&theater (https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10203310415189810&set=a.4390383366412.2181490.1493217399&type=1&theater)

If I did that on the LIRR, they'd arrest me in a heartbeat.  :o
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Naythan on 2014-03-14, 03:03:47
I'm tempted to do that on the DC metro one day

That will be on the news.
"Crazy man attempts to board public transportation in medieval armor"
Then theres just going to be one stupid reporter that says
"Someone got off the mayflower in the wrong spot"
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2014-03-15, 23:30:40
I was sorting through some pictures for something else and found some short videos I realized I never uploaded. So I posted them now. :)

 I present: "Sir James does mundane stuff in armor - on video"

Knightly pool cleaning (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DN652Cx5FwE#)

Knightly pool playing (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DADcdatk9Hk#ws)

Knightly vacuuming (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5MIQuxKSCI#)
(I don't know why this previews sideways but it plays correctly)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Naythan on 2014-03-16, 00:01:57
That was art James. Pure art
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Rodney on 2014-03-16, 02:24:07
Were you planning on dubbing in the vacuum cleaner noise later?  I have the exact same vacuum cleaner and I know it makes a ton of noise!   ;)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2014-03-18, 13:23:46

That's a lot of background sound anyway. If we wanted to edit these into a longer video later, we'd re-do the audio for sure, or just silence it and put music over it or something.

Awesome. :)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Mike W. on 2014-03-18, 14:14:15
I would love to see you try skiing in the harness!
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2014-03-18, 16:27:17
Were you planning on dubbing in the vacuum cleaner noise later?  I have the exact same vacuum cleaner and I know it makes a ton of noise!   ;)

Yep, I just put up a quick one for now. Possibly meme it up a bit and also splice the 3 clips together, and maybe add a few more when I get a chance. Vids were done 6 months ago but I forgot about them.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2014-03-18, 22:07:20
Can't embed it again.... https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1.0-9/10009314_10202405805961251_964944012_n.jpg
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Mike W. on 2014-03-19, 18:24:48
(https://i.imgflip.com/7lme8.jpg)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Naythan on 2014-03-19, 19:12:48
Baron De Magnan. That just made me Day :)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Aiden of Oreland on 2014-03-20, 00:46:40
(https://i.imgflip.com/7lme8.jpg)

If you jinx us, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will... well, you know the rest.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2014-03-20, 12:59:53

Brace yourselves, second winter is coming.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2014-03-20, 14:23:24

Brace yourselves, second winter is coming.

(http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/500x/47451735.jpg)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2014-03-20, 16:01:25
I had heard that we're supposed to get snow on Tuesday?  Again?
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Aiden of Oreland on 2014-03-20, 21:58:20
Well, luckily my Nordic blood makes me 50% resistant to frost  ;)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Rodney on 2014-03-23, 15:16:31
Everywhere you look...
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2014-03-25, 16:25:14
Medieval times in the Book of Faces had a completely different context for "poking" someone:

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/1476005_683587848330045_227177249_n.jpg
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Mike W. on 2014-03-25, 16:48:01
(http://i.imgur.com/c0zAR5p.jpg)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2014-03-29, 20:52:13
https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/10012589_10202464937279497_1938858096_n.jpg

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1.0-9/1978898_780117655341174_1539062925_n.jpg

https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/v/t1.0-9/q71/s720x720/10153803_780929548593318_215190257_n.jpg?oh=2b1224ee1666657406e019a1187f159e&oe=539A2511
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Aiden of Oreland on 2014-04-04, 02:23:39
We all love a good prank, Happy late April fools!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=9DK_3TnFTdY (https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=9DK_3TnFTdY)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Naythan on 2014-04-04, 19:34:11
Lol
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Douglas on 2014-04-04, 19:38:12
For those of us who grew up in the '90s. The 1090s, that is. ;)

(https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/t1.0-9/10176176_10151963256682377_346560768_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Aiden of Oreland on 2014-04-04, 19:41:13
LOL
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Don Jorge on 2014-04-04, 19:42:26
Anyone else read it in the proper cadence? :)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Aiden of Oreland on 2014-04-04, 19:43:13
Anyone else read it in the proper cadence? :)

*slowly raises hand*
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Naythan on 2014-04-05, 22:17:37
Anyone else read it in the proper cadence? :)

*slowly raises hand*

It was a challenge, but yes.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2014-04-08, 02:47:48
https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/10253995_10202967744611236_1432353785497249391_n.jpg
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2014-04-08, 03:19:56
https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/10253995_10202967744611236_1432353785497249391_n.jpg

Nice :)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Naythan on 2014-04-08, 12:16:52
Teacher had a butted mail tye.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2014-04-08, 15:37:51
Awesome teacher!
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2014-04-10, 01:25:54
https://scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/t1.0-9/10006336_917430371619750_8367501872120044651_n.jpg
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Aiden of Oreland on 2014-04-10, 01:33:05
https://scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/t1.0-9/10006336_917430371619750_8367501872120044651_n.jpg

Lol
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Naythan on 2014-04-10, 14:52:10
So it's Trolls to blame.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2014-04-10, 16:44:18
https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1.0-9/10259034_10151977352605759_2858244972481574468_n.jpg

Eek! Run away, run awayyy!!
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2014-04-10, 18:11:43
Looks like roast goat; wonder if that's intentional?  Would make a  great gag for a first-time rendesvous; I can only imagine what my reaction would be to seeing that...which would be directly correlated to how hot the girl is who's wearing them.  lol
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Douglas on 2014-04-10, 18:29:16
LOL! Because regular thongs aren't scary enough as it is... :o
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2014-04-10, 19:20:40
Scary?  I never found them scary...unnecessary is more like it.  :)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Aiden of Oreland on 2014-04-10, 20:14:07
Looks like the one I found on the band room floor one time... that I had to pick up...
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2014-04-11, 13:14:44
https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1.0-9/10259034_10151977352605759_2858244972481574468_n.jpg

Eek! Run away, run awayyy!!

Uhm, wow. :)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Naythan on 2014-04-11, 21:30:06
https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1.0-9/10259034_10151977352605759_2858244972481574468_n.jpg

Eek! Run away, run awayyy!!

Uhm, wow. :)

I need an adult.....
Lol
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Mike W. on 2014-04-14, 13:43:17
(http://i.imgur.com/TFXb4Q8.jpg)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2014-04-14, 13:52:46
(http://i.imgur.com/TFXb4Q8.jpg)

Heh, I don't know whether to find it funny, or just say "Well, uhm... yes?" :)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Naythan on 2014-04-14, 15:54:00
I may start doing that.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Mike W. on 2014-04-14, 17:14:44
At the MD Ren Faire I saw a crusader going around with an open coin purse asking people to "support our troops in the Middle East"
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2014-04-18, 15:59:59
For Science!

https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/10155718_10152447684156929_8051669256615347719_n.jpg
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Naythan on 2014-04-18, 17:09:48
For Science!

https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/10155718_10152447684156929_8051669256615347719_n.jpg

Alright now say you get a bunch of peeps on both sides, 6 is better than 2.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Thorsteinn on 2014-04-19, 23:41:47
Happy Easter to the goyim!   ;D

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/e1d67faa80f006ebe44ec0f01e34b6f7/tumblr_n46sofylLi1rvya9ro1_500.png)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Patrick on 2014-04-20, 13:47:54
Happy Easter!  Run away!  Run away!
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Naythan on 2014-04-20, 17:36:06
This Easter....
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Naythan on 2014-04-20, 20:50:52
Almost 100% true
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2014-04-23, 17:48:07
https://scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/1901256_750254928340791_3326144125753613035_n.jpg
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Naythan on 2014-04-23, 19:58:56
lol
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2014-05-01, 14:34:05
https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1.0-9/10176090_670412709674661_6039101492293291684_n.jpg
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2014-05-01, 14:58:26
https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1.0-9/10176090_670412709674661_6039101492293291684_n.jpg

That's about right. :)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Naythan on 2014-05-01, 23:04:33
https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1.0-9/10176090_670412709674661_6039101492293291684_n.jpg

That's about right. :)


Who is the monster?
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Aiden of Oreland on 2014-05-02, 02:47:05
https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1.0-9/10176090_670412709674661_6039101492293291684_n.jpg

That's about right. :)


Who is the monster?

yo mama
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2014-05-15, 17:26:17
https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1.0-9/10264274_10152444309514617_3049411083637873699_n.jpg
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2014-05-15, 18:33:24
https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1.0-9/10176090_670412709674661_6039101492293291684_n.jpg

That's about right. :)


Who is the monster?

yo mama

George R.R. Martin, the author of Game of Thrones; hence the "kill off everyone you love" line.  He's famous for killing off main characters and the list goes on...
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Aiden of Oreland on 2014-05-15, 18:55:10
https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1.0-9/10264274_10152444309514617_3049411083637873699_n.jpg

Rooster teeth are a great group.

https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1.0-9/10176090_670412709674661_6039101492293291684_n.jpg

That's about right. :)


Who is the monster?

yo mama

George R.R. Martin, the author of Game of Thrones; hence the "kill off everyone you love" line.  He's famous for killing off main characters and the list goes on...

That makes sense, I have the books but no time to read them.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2014-05-15, 19:33:42
I've read them all a number of times...even so, I still come across stuff I don't remember.  Great anthology/mythology, but very gritty, very base- unlike any fantasy I'd read prior to that.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Mike W. on 2014-05-16, 14:50:44
(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS8z3aLQTHoH7zFVS1Qq0D-h8ikv2mxAHYTtNzYG6jxkWS7jD-E)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Patrick on 2014-05-16, 17:33:51
^^ LOVE it!!
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2014-05-16, 18:32:36
https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1.0-9/10264274_10152444309514617_3049411083637873699_n.jpg

lol, yes. :)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2014-05-19, 14:01:14

Today's comic for the Order's FB page. :)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Aiden of Oreland on 2014-05-19, 15:24:40
Are you suggesting James should where the magnets of all the places you guys demonstrate d? If so I agree.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2014-05-19, 15:52:27

Today's comic for the Order's FB page. :)

^^ awesome!
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Mike W. on 2014-05-19, 20:31:10
I guess in Sir Jame's case, instead of collecting magnets he would be collecting dents. :)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2014-05-19, 20:55:10

I always thought it would be funny to have those country-code stickers, like the ones people put on cars and the like. But they're a lot harder to take off, so using them for one day wouldn't be worth the effort. The magnets are nicer for that. :)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Rodney on 2014-05-20, 02:38:58
A bunch of our guys went to South Dakota for a war a while back.  They all returned with Wall Drug (https://www.walldrug.com/) bumper stickers on the backsides of their shields.   :)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Douglas on 2014-05-20, 04:21:47
A bunch of our guys went to South Dakota for a war a while back.  They all returned with Wall Drug (https://www.walldrug.com/) bumper stickers on the backsides of their shields.   :)

Ha! Awesome. That place is great.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Thorsteinn on 2014-05-20, 17:42:29
I used to live not a few hundred miles from there, and no one told me of it. huh.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2014-05-21, 17:49:27
(http://images.dailykos.com/images/82451/lightbox/1187ckCOMIC-ye-olde-inter-nets-1.png)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Mike W. on 2014-05-23, 16:56:46
The sheer stupidity of this made me laugh...

(http://p.fod4.com/upload/aff3567c9abaad4b798a350dc1e1b1a3/1FpieJkoTn6ATPFU6hPi_Horse%20Mask%20Knight.gif)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Aiden of Oreland on 2014-05-23, 18:26:59
Lol
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Naythan on 2014-05-25, 05:44:13
Oh no.....
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2014-05-27, 01:25:27
I love that visored helmet thing! I want to do something similar when I find something like that.

"Say chainmail one last time" is awesome too!

And, I present the "Fish Knight" from the Codex Manesse: https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/t1.0-9/10311002_837039789658507_4424483255852694424_n.jpg

I wasn't sure if I should post it, but I figured I would, just for the halibut....
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Naythan on 2014-05-27, 02:42:33
Squire! Fetch me my swordfish!!!
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Naythan on 2014-05-27, 02:44:17
Heh
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Douglas on 2014-05-27, 02:53:00

And, I present the "Fish Knight" from the Codex Manesse: https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/t1.0-9/10311002_837039789658507_4424483255852694424_n.jpg

I wasn't sure if I should post it, but I figured I would, just for the halibut....

Little know fact about Wachsmut von Künzingen: he was awarded the right to bear those arms after he miraculously managed to cut down the largest tree in the forest using only a herring. ;)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Mike W. on 2014-05-27, 13:07:32
He must be a Tully of the Riverlands.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2014-05-27, 16:56:00
Paging Sir Wolf!

https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1.0-9/10006989_10154177676345193_5789920622592830240_n.png
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Naythan on 2014-05-27, 18:50:46
Paging Sir Wolf!

https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1.0-9/10006989_10154177676345193_5789920622592830240_n.png

Despite common belief, Viking's did not wear horned helmets.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Aiden of Oreland on 2014-05-27, 19:03:12
Lol, turning this guy into a celebrity
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Lord Dane on 2014-05-27, 22:42:46
Lol, turning this guy into a celebrity

Fight thirsty my friends. :)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Douglas on 2014-05-27, 23:03:47
Sir Brian: the Most Interesting Knight in the World. ;)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Aiden of Oreland on 2014-05-28, 00:04:18
He swings first... And last.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Patrick on 2014-05-28, 01:47:54
LOL!
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2014-05-28, 20:16:38
Monty Python's bike:

http://www.wimp.com/trotsound/ (http://www.wimp.com/trotsound/)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Aiden of Oreland on 2014-05-28, 20:28:56
Monty Python's bike:

http://www.wimp.com/trotsound/ (http://www.wimp.com/trotsound/)

Next time I'm at the ren fair I'm going to bring one of those with a horse head on it.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2014-05-28, 20:33:04
Monty Python's bike:

http://www.wimp.com/trotsound/ (http://www.wimp.com/trotsound/)

That. IS. AWESOME. :)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Mike W. on 2014-05-28, 21:07:28
Pardon the humor, but I couldn't resist...

(https://i.imgflip.com/968rk.jpg)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Aiden of Oreland on 2014-05-28, 21:20:24
That's what they were thinking in Excalibur!
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Naythan on 2014-05-30, 23:07:50
That's what they were thinking in Excalibur!

That was the funniest moment in the movie.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2014-06-03, 14:41:19
Nobody likes the reverse centaur :(

https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/t1.0-9/1470316_10150337937614964_423875199_n.jpg
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Naythan on 2014-06-03, 16:41:36
Nobody likes the reverse centaur :(

https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/t1.0-9/1470316_10150337937614964_423875199_n.jpg

Where do you find these images!
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Wolf on 2014-06-04, 02:28:52
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qc9JiIiOSQ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qc9JiIiOSQ)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Naythan on 2014-06-05, 19:32:55
(https://scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/t1.0-9/10378072_697585400300885_3121256687360228365_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Douglas on 2014-06-10, 16:15:11
Don't HVIII the player, HVIII the game. ::)

(http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g261/rugrat0ne/Humor/hviiiters_zpsb6eafbaa.jpg)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2014-06-10, 20:43:26
https://scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/t1.0-9/10409714_619524571476697_4283068379289556351_n.jpg
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Naythan on 2014-06-11, 11:16:16
Not really Medieval(well some medieval jokes) but still Historical.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOfZLb33uCg (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOfZLb33uCg)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2014-06-12, 14:23:27
Had no idea!

(http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/e8/cd/43/e8cd43f6f323d86424c01e35d445abbb.jpg)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Naythan on 2014-06-14, 23:06:29
Had no idea!

(http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/e8/cd/43/e8cd43f6f323d86424c01e35d445abbb.jpg)
lol
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2014-06-18, 18:19:19
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t35.0-12/10487534_748784935164025_509465400_o.jpg?oh=415e8f26e645d476456141b588825b9d&oe=53A3C271&__gda__=1403256876_1711f3bf766efaa7546ce2a0eb4ccd70)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2014-06-18, 18:23:34
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t35.0-12/10487534_748784935164025_509465400_o.jpg?oh=415e8f26e645d476456141b588825b9d&oe=53A3C271&__gda__=1403256876_1711f3bf766efaa7546ce2a0eb4ccd70)

Embedding should work for these. Just use the "img" tags (via the button on the left side of the editor).
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2014-06-19, 14:14:23
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t35.0-12/10487534_748784935164025_509465400_o.jpg?oh=415e8f26e645d476456141b588825b9d&oe=53A3C271&__gda__=1403256876_1711f3bf766efaa7546ce2a0eb4ccd70)

Embedding should work for these. Just use the "img" tags (via the button on the left side of the editor).


Interesting, something happened a while back and it wouldn't let me embed any of the HTTPS images from Book of Faces. I wasn't sure if it was a forum software update or a book of faces update, but good to know it's working again, I had quit trying. :)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Ian on 2014-06-20, 00:47:42
(http://static.squarespace.com/static/5005bfe4e4b0d377efbfefe9/53422485e4b0fa0c16887e0c/53667723e4b07ba114003547/1402328993228/comic-09-chivalry.jpg?format=original)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2014-06-20, 13:16:12
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t35.0-12/10487534_748784935164025_509465400_o.jpg?oh=415e8f26e645d476456141b588825b9d&oe=53A3C271&__gda__=1403256876_1711f3bf766efaa7546ce2a0eb4ccd70)

Embedding should work for these. Just use the "img" tags (via the button on the left side of the editor).


Interesting, something happened a while back and it wouldn't let me embed any of the HTTPS images from Book of Faces. I wasn't sure if it was a forum software update or a book of faces update, but good to know it's working again, I had quit trying. :)

And now those that were embedded a couple of days ago, are not showing again. Ugh.

It might almost be better to post them to flickr/imgur/photobucket and then share them. What a pain.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2014-06-20, 13:17:11
(http://static.squarespace.com/static/5005bfe4e4b0d377efbfefe9/53422485e4b0fa0c16887e0c/53667723e4b07ba114003547/1402328993228/comic-09-chivalry.jpg?format=original)

lol yeah, saw that on FB last night and added it to the Order's FB page as a scheduled post. :)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Naythan on 2014-06-21, 01:37:52
Reminds me of the ankles scene in RIPD.
Could you imagine tho if game of thrones had stuff like that?
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Naythan on 2014-06-25, 01:46:32
Lol this is hilarious! When do I get my gun lance from the Middle Ages https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=USUucZVnno0 (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=USUucZVnno0)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2014-06-26, 20:58:48
http://www.clickhole.com/article/people-are-finding-suits-armor-washed-beach-heres--381 (http://www.clickhole.com/article/people-are-finding-suits-armor-washed-beach-heres--381)

(http://chimg.onionstatic.com/901/16x9/640.jpg)
Quote
It’s happening all over the country. People are finding suits of armor washed up onto beaches, loading them into their cars, and taking them home. These innocent beachgoers think that they’re getting a free suit of armor. It seems almost too good to be true. And it is.

When these people wake up the next day, they discover that the suits of armor are gone—and so are their valuables. It’s a scam called “knighting,” and it’s the latest crime spree taking the nation by storm.

Nobody knows for sure where these suits of armor are coming from. The waves wash them onto the sand at irregular intervals, and their widespread location suggests that there is no central crime organization involved. Nobody has even actually seen these suits of armor move. The innocent beachgoers who find them are simply bringing them home, going to sleep, and waking up to find that their door is open, the suit of armor is gone, and that they’ve been robbed blind.

“I didn’t check to see if anyone was inside the suit of armor,” says Mitchell Kleinman of Miami, a victim of a devastating knighting last month. “It seemed heavy, I suppose, but I didn’t think twice about checking inside. Then I brought it home, and the next morning the suit of armor had vanished, and my laptop, iPad, and television were all gone.”

Kleinman is not alone. Over the past four months, there have been more than 15,000 reported cases of knighting. While none of the suits of armor involved have ever been apprehended or even been seen again after vanishing from victims’ homes, authorities can only presume that people hiding inside these suits of armor are responsible for the crimes.

Various police forces across the country have requested that individuals with any information regarding these criminal suits of armor bring it to their attention immediately. In the meantime, Kleinman asks people who come across a suit of armor on the beach to think twice before taking it home.

“I’m trying to tell everyone I know: If you see a suit of armor on a beach, just leave it where you found it and call the police,” Kleinman said. “These things just aren’t worth it.”
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Aiden of Oreland on 2014-06-26, 21:45:30
I bet its Sir James.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2014-06-27, 17:13:08
http://www.clickhole.com/article/people-are-finding-suits-armor-washed-beach-heres--381 (http://www.clickhole.com/article/people-are-finding-suits-armor-washed-beach-heres--381)

I posted this on the Order's FB page today. And uhm... people aren't realizing it's a joke.  :o
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2014-06-27, 18:25:02
http://www.clickhole.com/article/people-are-finding-suits-armor-washed-beach-heres--381 (http://www.clickhole.com/article/people-are-finding-suits-armor-washed-beach-heres--381)

I posted this on the Order's FB page today. And uhm... people aren't realizing it's a joke.  :o

Saw a bunch of other people post it, with the same results. I'm not sure whether to be entertaining or scared!
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Mike W. on 2014-06-29, 20:30:36
(http://i.imgur.com/bokfne4.jpg)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Rodney on 2014-07-01, 03:35:07
Saw a bunch of other people post it, with the same results. I'm not sure whether to be entertaining or scared!

Sad.   :'(
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2014-07-02, 20:08:19
http://www.clickhole.com/article/people-are-finding-suits-armor-washed-beach-heres--381 (http://www.clickhole.com/article/people-are-finding-suits-armor-washed-beach-heres--381)

I posted this on the Order's FB page today. And uhm... people aren't realizing it's a joke.  :o

Saw a bunch of other people post it, with the same results. I'm not sure whether to be entertaining or scared!

Saw something very similar to that on an episode of Bones; basically the thief hid in a vintage suit of samurai armor in a vault, replete with hydration kit and urine bag and waited til everyone left and lifted all the cash that was supposedly in the vault.  Turned out to be even more mysterious but I figured they'd gotten the idea from something that had actually happened.

What gets me is no one bothered to check to see how the armor was 'assembled'?  I would've been pulling pieces to find the substructure, thereby finding the human inside it.  Then I'd drag him back to sea and hold him under the water til he stopped moving, and then take the harness home.  Idiots.  lol
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Timothy on 2014-07-03, 10:37:56
From FB

Enjoy

Timothy
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2014-07-11, 15:48:41
Not quite medieval but I was still entertained :)

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/10552586_838535872832685_1548477455341007132_n.jpg)

Silence, water horse!
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Timothy on 2014-07-11, 18:35:39
Education through the ages.

Timothy
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2014-07-14, 00:00:36

This is not the sort of Blue Knight I will ever be... Yikes. :)

The Blue Knight Rises | Robot Chicken | Adult Swim (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U60wwl2x7B8#ws)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Ian on 2014-07-14, 00:55:41
lol
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Thorsteinn on 2014-07-14, 16:42:15
6'11" vs 5'8". Aveloc got tossed by the giant at one point. He still won. :)

(https://scontent-b-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/t1.0-9/10547484_499075563557358_4170845506453106343_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Patrick on 2014-07-16, 00:53:59

This is not the sort of Blue Knight I will ever be... Yikes. :)

The Blue Knight Rises | Robot Chicken | Adult Swim (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U60wwl2x7B8#ws)

Ha!  The Red a Knight got the girl!
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2014-07-16, 15:28:55
(http://all-that-is-interesting.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/cover-photos-monty-python.png)
http://all-that-is-interesting.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/cover-photos-monty-python.png (http://all-that-is-interesting.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/cover-photos-monty-python.png)

Run away!
(not sure if it embeds properly)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Douglas on 2014-07-16, 23:21:22
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/10408564_10152295203839426_7928921928917743252_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Lord Dane on 2014-07-22, 20:26:56
I think it speaks for itself. LOL  ;D
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Thorsteinn on 2014-07-23, 06:04:37
(http://i.imgur.com/F5VHp.gif)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Thorsteinn on 2014-07-23, 06:44:43
(http://i.imgur.com/I9FCTWx.jpg)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Naythan on 2014-07-26, 20:55:00
Lol
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Douglas on 2014-07-27, 03:19:56
::)

(http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/053/005/LAZOR.jpg)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2014-07-27, 19:10:36
(https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/t1.0-9/10583928_664630743624388_8338454044531621953_n.jpg)
https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/t1.0-9/10583928_664630743624388_8338454044531621953_n.jpg

(seems to be not embedded facebook pics again)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Aiden of Oreland on 2014-07-27, 20:39:14
(https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/t1.0-9/10583928_664630743624388_8338454044531621953_n.jpg)
https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/t1.0-9/10583928_664630743624388_8338454044531621953_n.jpg (https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/t1.0-9/10583928_664630743624388_8338454044531621953_n.jpg)

(seems to be not embedded facebook pics again)

Haha, that reminds me of this one video by College Humor.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OTGh0EMmMC8 (http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OTGh0EMmMC8)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Ian on 2014-07-29, 16:01:22
Pharrell Williams - Happy ( We Are From Middle Age ) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHwW4EnWLBU#ws)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Wolf on 2014-08-02, 17:04:20
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=49f_1406850116#ewMMmbXjcEOEW8mb.01 (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=49f_1406850116#ewMMmbXjcEOEW8mb.01)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Aiden of Oreland on 2014-08-03, 02:07:03
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=49f_1406850116#ewMMmbXjcEOEW8mb.01 (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=49f_1406850116#ewMMmbXjcEOEW8mb.01)


Those kids have better kits than me!!
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2014-08-27, 16:52:57
Gauntlets moving too much? Here's a solution; strap them to your vambraces!

(http://www.kultofathena.com/images/SNSA9602_4_l.jpg)

(It's a picture from a full "Italian" harness by Epic Armory - LARP gear mostly)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Mike W. on 2014-08-27, 19:53:56
Looks more German than Italian
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2014-08-27, 22:41:15
Tosh.0 sword fun

http://tosh.cc.com/video-clips/527595/cold-steel-blade (http://tosh.cc.com/video-clips/527595/cold-steel-blade)

and

http://tosh.cc.com/video-clips/1ftvtl/fat-bottle-ninja (http://tosh.cc.com/video-clips/1ftvtl/fat-bottle-ninja)

Edit: Adding

Medieval animals that just can't handle it: http://www.buzzfeed.com/tomphillips/medieval-beasts-that-cannot-even-handle-it-right-now#25082pt (http://www.buzzfeed.com/tomphillips/medieval-beasts-that-cannot-even-handle-it-right-now#25082pt)

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t1.0-9/10616329_10152628704828908_6118115972634955833_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Naythan on 2014-08-30, 03:09:13
Lol.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Timothy on 2014-08-30, 14:33:20
Good morning,

Peter Sellers in the style of Sir Lawrence Olivier King Richard III

Enjoy

http://youtu.be/zLEMncv140s (http://youtu.be/zLEMncv140s)


Timothy
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2014-08-30, 15:08:11
(http://img-9gag-lol.9cache.com/photo/ae3pEqm_700b.jpg)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Mike W. on 2014-09-10, 17:20:34
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1ys2UCROU0 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1ys2UCROU0)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Aiden of Oreland on 2014-09-10, 22:34:23
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1ys2UCROU0 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1ys2UCROU0)

Now that's simply spectacular.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Naythan on 2014-09-10, 22:51:48
Heh, tapestry jokes
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2014-09-14, 02:52:52
(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8316771328/h8B284B84/)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2014-09-15, 14:52:03
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10653396_632919810161092_419322730205922564_n.jpg?oh=4aeb971b5c9b40d8f5fb4064a00d6282&oe=54CD18B9&__gda__=1422600324_fa8cd55d5792925f86e68a4d74ae532f)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2014-09-16, 18:23:12
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10629717_10153202958861564_5379839298290801231_n.jpg?oh=97487520bf8d07f2fdaf7c3eb7200347&oe=5483CADD&__gda__=1418326408_8ab40bb0de1f89b368b9740a4bf89a18)

It almost pains me to post this one, it's so bad....
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Thorsteinn on 2014-09-22, 04:30:16
Skallagrim "Why you should wear a cup in sparring (cringe time!)" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwj__8-rWUo#ws)

Lochac Crown R8 BYE -- Count Sir Berenger of Nancy vs Sir Tomas Eskelson (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Al7PSazZEwY#)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Naythan on 2014-09-22, 22:26:13
All for Lol, and lol for one.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Thorsteinn on 2014-09-22, 23:07:52
Worst MMA fighter ever Top 5 hilarious www.boxen-ratingen.de (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cz0hijS2Pu4#ws)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Ian on 2014-09-22, 23:59:06
I love the guy who essentially tapped out to nothing...
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2014-09-25, 20:56:10
(https://scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/10599634_10203687557284233_6809081600932725349_n.jpg?oh=f729236a9612772a1b6e2aa83d7d3851&oe=54855E61)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Naythan on 2014-09-26, 03:26:24
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6zddBfV3fpM
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Mike W. on 2014-09-30, 15:34:26
Who needs a crest for their helm when they can just make one with their own hair?

(http://i.imgur.com/qGypenD.jpg)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Naythan on 2014-10-01, 02:37:25
Who needs a crest for their helm when they can just make one with their own hair?

(http://i.imgur.com/qGypenD.jpg)
Depending on the decor. This really brings life to the saying Helmet hair
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Douglas on 2014-10-01, 02:46:42
Gives whole new meaning to "horse hair crest". ::)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Kenneth on 2014-10-02, 17:46:55
I found these quite amusing ^^

(http://heritagedaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/NotEvilFlueNot_IYouCloudWereWereApeYouFlue_You.jpg.jpg)

(http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m02f4s5P0z1qzaxefo1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Naythan on 2014-10-03, 21:18:21
I do not get the second one^
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Kenneth on 2014-10-03, 22:04:25
I believe it's from a low budget commercial from someone who makes stuffed animals where the line goes something "oh no a mountain lion...nope, Chuck Testa".
It spread on the net as a meme pretty fast.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2014-10-03, 22:17:29
I do not get the second one^

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJP1DphOWPs (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJP1DphOWPs)

It's hilarious
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Thorsteinn on 2014-10-04, 06:02:42
Some NSFW language comedy from Reginald D Hunter.

(http://www.tickld.com/cdn_image_thing/840135.jpg)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Naythan on 2014-10-05, 02:10:59
I do not get the second one^

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJP1DphOWPs (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJP1DphOWPs)

It's hilarious

Hehehe
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Naythan on 2014-11-05, 22:57:45
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbIZDb998wI (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbIZDb998wI)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Rodney on 2014-11-06, 04:30:51
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbIZDb998wI (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbIZDb998wI)

One of my favorites!
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2014-11-07, 17:44:38
(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8368816128/hA5D8BA00/)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Naythan on 2014-11-08, 13:04:59
(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8368816128/hA5D8BA00/)


I understand that
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Lord Dane on 2014-11-10, 19:58:24
I thought that was you Nate. :)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2014-11-11, 22:38:59
(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8372397056/hD9904E80/)

(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8372239360/h460D33D3/)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Aiden of Oreland on 2014-11-12, 03:59:05
NOOOO
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Naythan on 2014-11-21, 23:19:21
(https://scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/1456790_10152495601623869_4973614945987815644_n.jpg?oh=f1623eee105e9c34e11d3b1c40c417b6&oe=551ED330)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Naythan on 2014-11-21, 23:19:50
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/1610852_353488588150976_6853149692340076398_n.jpg?oh=1711885b9cfab8e71268aa391f0f2958&oe=54E09CDA&__gda__=1427393601_b7363d1d136bc2bd6c90639048fd673c)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Naythan on 2014-11-24, 23:18:59
(https://scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10641032_325579027608599_6862583162311805812_n.jpg?oh=e4996110954cb625264a526549c24f73&oe=5516BA01)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2014-11-24, 23:41:19
(https://scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10641032_325579027608599_6862583162311805812_n.jpg?oh=e4996110954cb625264a526549c24f73&oe=5516BA01)

If you know what this is from, there's still hope for your generation :)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Aiden of Oreland on 2014-11-26, 20:49:07
(https://scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10641032_325579027608599_6862583162311805812_n.jpg?oh=e4996110954cb625264a526549c24f73&oe=5516BA01)

If you know what this is from, there's still hope for your generation :)

Queen :)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Wolf on 2014-11-27, 00:44:58
no, SHAH. waynes world obviously lol
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: scott2978 on 2014-11-28, 10:34:03
(https://scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10641032_325579027608599_6862583162311805812_n.jpg?oh=e4996110954cb625264a526549c24f73&oe=5516BA01)

For some reason this stuff just never gets old to me. :)

Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Naythan on 2014-11-29, 02:21:29
(https://scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10641032_325579027608599_6862583162311805812_n.jpg?oh=e4996110954cb625264a526549c24f73&oe=5516BA01)

For some reason this stuff just never gets old to me. :)



The music, or the jokes?
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Naythan on 2014-11-29, 02:22:14
There is a FB page that solely posts funny medieval pictures.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2014-12-03, 19:25:11
(https://scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10641032_325579027608599_6862583162311805812_n.jpg?oh=e4996110954cb625264a526549c24f73&oe=5516BA01)

If you know what this is from, there's still hope for your generation :)

Queen :)

Well done, Page Aiden!  A perennial favorite in my household.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Douglas on 2014-12-15, 19:54:41
Saw this (http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/1543/?cpg=fb) on ThinkGeek today:

(http://a.tgcdn.net/images/products/zoom/1543_executive_knight_pen_holder.jpg)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Naythan on 2014-12-16, 01:25:23
I need that.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2014-12-17, 13:34:08
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/e58619adae8bcfd3438ed463d13c1a61/tumblr_ngokdzAzSV1s5gxnlo3_r1_1280.jpg)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Naythan on 2015-01-07, 22:54:48
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nApQe0f8Zes

Hahahaha
The spear master at minas Tirith.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Patrick on 2015-01-22, 04:32:02
 ;)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Thorsteinn on 2015-01-22, 07:18:24
Weren't those the last words of a Green Beret in Vietnam?
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2015-01-22, 18:30:06
;)

lol, that's going up on the FB page. :)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2015-01-22, 19:12:45
As well it should- its awesome!
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Naythan on 2015-01-23, 01:41:34
;)

lol, that's going up on the FB page. :)
That has made my week
heh its not on the page at this moment, so please forgive me for posting it on modernchivalry
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2015-01-23, 17:14:14
;)

Awesome!

There's a movie called Tactical Force (with "Stone Cold" Steve Austin) where 4 SWAT team agents are trapped inside a building, unarmed, with terrorists covering all their exits. Some dialog ensues, and someone says "they have us surrounded" and Austin says "well that's bad news for them". :)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Naythan on 2015-01-24, 21:01:58
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/10409015_398712180300598_7509724279826149338_n.jpg?oh=c2730ba3c332f591162c2c76e861a9f1&oe=5529C113&__gda__=1432214821_136db5df9c9dabbaf889a2fd56ea0623)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Wolf on 2015-01-25, 21:27:24
love the scale mantles
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Thorsteinn on 2015-01-25, 22:34:28
(http://www.lfg.co/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/2006-11-12-1.gif)

Looking for Group comic, Page 1 (http://www.lfg.co/page/1/)
I think Richard the Warlock is my Guardian Angel. ;)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Thorsteinn on 2015-01-25, 22:38:53
Seanson 3 is coming!
ONWARD!!!

JourneyQuest - JourneyQuest - Episode 1: Onward (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVORGr2fDk8#ws)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2015-01-26, 02:31:58
(https://scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10673_10204632271519466_3765995285114471034_n.jpg?oh=b350c10e7f207c65643127025fc7b2c6&oe=55681E06)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2015-01-29, 14:02:24
Seanson 3 is coming!
ONWARD!!!

JourneyQuest - JourneyQuest - Episode 1: Onward (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVORGr2fDk8#ws)

Season 3 will go on Kickstarter if they can get enough people to sign up for the newsletter, showing interest as potential kickstarter supporters. Looks like they're a little past half-way on their sign-up goal.

I signed.

http://renewjourneyquest.zombieorpheus.com/ (http://renewjourneyquest.zombieorpheus.com/)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Mike W. on 2015-01-30, 16:11:57
http://i.imgur.com/0XhcdiE.gifv (http://i.imgur.com/0XhcdiE.gifv)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Wolf on 2015-01-30, 17:34:13
so bad
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Naythan on 2015-02-01, 21:27:55
so bad
Yet so good
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Thorsteinn on 2015-02-16, 21:14:43
Have you ever known a "Wimp Lo"? I think I have.

Kung Pow - Wimp Lo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d696t3yALAY#ws)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Naythan on 2015-02-16, 22:33:10
Have you ever known a "Wimp Lo"? I think I have.

Kung Pow - Wimp Lo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d696t3yALAY#ws)

The fact you know that movie as well. Has made my day
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2015-02-17, 12:45:13
The poster for that new movie that everyone is talking about:

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/11002628_10205287430361930_3127616988995120655_n.jpg?oh=52a2707f0ffa9ea9476d1e550e58653b&oe=554820B4&__gda__=1435510481_9c59fccc09ac08b96bffb16c69ffbc1e)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Naythan on 2015-02-18, 23:08:16
this worries me james. There are multiple images of you with animals and one with children.  There is also something offputtingly funny about the one with your visor down behind Joe Metz.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Thorsteinn on 2015-02-19, 02:20:11
Well James is a Scottish name....    ;D

Bob Rivers - Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap (AC/DC Parody) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aYLxLNvyKU#)

(nsfw)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2015-02-24, 23:51:38
The 21st century centaur - American version?

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/13804_660875930734332_6868141113333871584_n.jpg?oh=8a36dc0ac45663d63db4e1c9c5132651&oe=55875D9B&__gda__=1435484406_57388705f4782b85967730cb4db78a6d)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Naythan on 2015-02-25, 22:17:35
The 21st century centaur - American version?

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/13804_660875930734332_6868141113333871584_n.jpg?oh=8a36dc0ac45663d63db4e1c9c5132651&oe=55875D9B&__gda__=1435484406_57388705f4782b85967730cb4db78a6d)

How Bizzar
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Lord Dane on 2015-02-26, 16:12:53
That is disgusting.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Mike W. on 2015-02-26, 18:19:52
(http://api.ning.com/files/0fwpYNjI0a*A0RD-jmOZE5qhAaLopvmfG0V7m2xowCCtz4IbjCpqSsZJUR94TQ2Cq1vOJJp0CyVpTyfW0o1h-T0ha7Nz-Gpk/EyeBleach_Card.jpg)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2015-03-02, 15:44:19
How does Robin Hood tie his shoes?











































With a big bow
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Naythan on 2015-03-03, 00:26:58
How does Robin Hood tie his shoes?

































With a big bow
that's bad, thats really bad.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2015-03-12, 19:01:02
A famous Viking explorer returned home from a voyage and found his name missing from the town register. His wife insisted on complaining to the local civic official who apologized profusely saying...

Quote
I must have taken Leif off my census.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2015-03-24, 17:15:28
(https://scontent-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/1795733_387014644815932_387161606442868098_n.jpg?oh=539911da3fa2376067bed3d451386bf3&oe=55BBC83D)

And Robin Hood, the Boy Wonder?
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Naythan on 2015-03-24, 22:17:07
 ;D 
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Wolf on 2015-03-26, 22:24:37
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfm0ky3aFzg (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfm0ky3aFzg)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Thorsteinn on 2015-04-01, 01:24:51
 ;D ;D ;D

(http://40.media.tumblr.com/bbd97e80463bd0dd3a9543ad5d3bde52/tumblr_nlzw74KpVl1rbam90o1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2015-04-01, 13:08:25
Quote
The study of historical Ringen (the German word for “wrestling”) has opened doors to the modern practice of HEMA. The techniques found in the sources range from sport wrestling to vicious strikes against joints and weak points on the opponent. What follows is a video compilation of some of the ultimate fighting techniques from the historical masters Ott Jud, Sigmund Ringeck and Fabian von Auerswald.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTtGaFz8s74 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTtGaFz8s74)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Naythan on 2015-04-03, 01:34:56
Quote
The study of historical Ringen (the German word for “wrestling”) has opened doors to the modern practice of HEMA. The techniques found in the sources range from sport wrestling to vicious strikes against joints and weak points on the opponent. What follows is a video compilation of some of the ultimate fighting techniques from the historical masters Ott Jud, Sigmund Ringeck and Fabian von Auerswald.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTtGaFz8s74 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTtGaFz8s74)
I have sigmund Rigecks book.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Ian on 2015-04-07, 20:46:58
Seth Brings Jon Snow to a Dinner Party - Late Night with Seth Meyers (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BabsgCQhpu4#ws)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Naythan on 2015-04-07, 22:28:13
:)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Naythan on 2015-04-18, 01:59:33
Hot Dogs - Ja so warn's die alten Rittersleut' 1972 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wa-7MoovFRY#)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Thorsteinn on 2015-04-18, 05:38:36
Bob Rivers - Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep (AC/DC Parody)

Bob Rivers - Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap (AC/DC Parody) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aYLxLNvyKU#)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2015-04-18, 14:15:47
Bob Rivers - Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep (AC/DC Parody)

Bob Rivers - Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap (AC/DC Parody) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aYLxLNvyKU#)

REPOST!

Well James is a Scottish name....    ;D

Bob Rivers - Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap (AC/DC Parody) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aYLxLNvyKU#)

(nsfw)

I'm sure everyone knows why scottish people wear kilts, too.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2015-04-18, 15:14:01
The Knights of Castleton Sword Dance (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7i8dm-FVzU#ws)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2015-04-20, 19:47:10

Edited a couple of the above to embed the videos. BTW, the only reason the videos didn't embed was that the links were https (instead of http), which the forum isn't figuring out for some reason.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Naythan on 2015-04-21, 00:05:36

Edited a couple of the above to embed the videos. BTW, the only reason the videos didn't embed was that the links were https (instead of http), which the forum isn't figuring out for some reason.
Thank you, that was really getting on me nerves, I couldn't figure out why it didn't work.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2015-04-21, 00:17:14

Edited a couple of the above to embed the videos. BTW, the only reason the videos didn't embed was that the links were https (instead of http), which the forum isn't figuring out for some reason.
Thank you, that was really getting on me nerves, I couldn't figure out why it didn't work.

Interesting, was wondering the same thing. Thanks!
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2015-04-21, 13:37:01

OK, https embedding should work now. I tried to find an updated version of the media-embedding mod I was using, and it looks like it's disappeared from the SMF mod site, so I'm trying out a different one that appears more well maintained.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Thorsteinn on 2015-04-22, 22:44:38
The Raising of the Chicken Banner by EthicallyChallenged

Quote
Many aspects of medieval nobility's life were governed by ceremony and had to strictly adhere to protocol. Everything from going through doors to eating meals had to be performed exactly as the proper form instructed. These formal restrictions applied even to childish behaviours, such as pre-combat name calling, known today as fronting.

Depicted left is the Chicken Leg Banner Bearer who, when instructed by the leader wishing to initiate the name calling phase, would rise the banner depicting a chicken leg to show it to the opposing faction's leader. The message of the banner was effectively calling the courage of the offended party into question. This was a signal for the army behind the banner to begin chanting "buck-buck" noises. It was then customary to wait for either a reply or an attack. Remnants of the Chicken Leg Banner protocol remain in Anglo-Saxon culture to this day.

<pic hotlinked to artist site>
(http://orig15.deviantart.net/99fb/f/2015/097/9/4/the_raising_of_the_chicken_banner_by_ethicallychallenged-d8osaiq.jpg) (http://ethicallychallenged.deviantart.com/art/The-Raising-of-the-Chicken-Banner-525360194?q=gallery%3AEthicallyChallenged%2F858303&qo=2)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Naythan on 2015-04-23, 10:36:31
The Raising of the Chicken Banner by EthicallyChallenged

Quote
Many aspects of medieval nobility's life were governed by ceremony and had to strictly adhere to protocol. Everything from going through doors to eating meals had to be performed exactly as the proper form instructed. These formal restrictions applied even to childish behaviours, such as pre-combat name calling, known today as fronting.

Depicted left is the Chicken Leg Banner Bearer who, when instructed by the leader wishing to initiate the name calling phase, would rise the banner depicting a chicken leg to show it to the opposing faction's leader. The message of the banner was effectively calling the courage of the offended party into question. This was a signal for the army behind the banner to begin chanting "buck-buck" noises. It was then customary to wait for either a reply or an attack. Remnants of the Chicken Leg Banner protocol remain in Anglo-Saxon culture to this day.

<pic hotlinked to artist site>
(http://orig15.deviantart.net/99fb/f/2015/097/9/4/the_raising_of_the_chicken_banner_by_ethicallychallenged-d8osaiq.jpg) (http://ethicallychallenged.deviantart.com/art/The-Raising-of-the-Chicken-Banner-525360194?q=gallery%3AEthicallyChallenged%2F858303&qo=2)

So that's where calling someone chicken comes from.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Thorsteinn on 2015-04-30, 21:17:24
Groin Shot Stories from the Armor Archive (http://forums.armourarchive.org/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=107713)

Quote
There is no light to the jimmy!
...
He made a sound reminiscent of a monkey passing a kidney stone, and it probably felt pretty similar.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Naythan on 2015-04-30, 22:55:06
(https://scontent-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/11188464_10155690939545413_5173820038066567873_n.jpg?oh=ea3bc3106546d19cab65a407ac3132d5&oe=55CB37F9)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Thorsteinn on 2015-05-06, 01:37:29
Beowulf Meets Godsylla

Meanehwæl, baccat meaddehæle,     monstær lurccen;
Fulle few too many drincce,     hie luccen for fyht.
Ðen Hreorfneorhtðhwr,     son of Hrwærowþheororthwl,
Æsccen æwful jeork     to steop outsyd.
Þhud! Bashe! Crasch! Beoom!     Ðe bigge gye
Eallum his bon brak,     byt his nose offe;
Wicced Godsylla     wæld on his asse.
Monstær moppe fleor wyþ     eallum men in hælle.
Beowulf in bacceroome     fonecall bamaccen wæs;
Hearen sond of ruccus     sæd, “Hwæt ðe helle?”
Graben sheold strang     ond swich-blæd scharp
Stond feorth to fyht     ðe grimlic foe.
“Me,” Godsylla sæd,     “mac ðe minsemete.”
Heoro cwyc geten heold     wiþ fæmed half-nelson
Ond flyng him lic frisbe     bac to fen
Beowulf belly up     to meaddehæle bar,
Sæd, “Ne foe beaten     mie færsom cung-fu.”
Eorderen cocca-cohla     yce-coeld, ðe reol þyng.

A Parody by Tom Weller
from Cvltvre Made Stvpid
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Mike W. on 2015-05-08, 15:40:02
I'm dying right now

http://i.imgur.com/ks8M8kv.gifv
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2015-05-09, 00:53:10
I'm dying right now

http://i.imgur.com/ks8M8kv.gifv

lol, and apparently it's completely effective. :)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Aiden of Oreland on 2015-05-09, 01:06:41
I'm dying right now

http://i.imgur.com/ks8M8kv.gifv

lol, and apparently it's completely effective. :)

You need LvL 100 Agility
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Naythan on 2015-05-18, 02:05:36
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-_tf8HjcZZ5g/VVcFGFnK2jI/AAAAAAAAMVA/gaCRfQlDwes/w426-h603/cvZeBLo.jpg)

(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-pyfmDLBE9M0/VVcPS3wwC3I/AAAAAAAANlA/s8Uq_14kujU/w426-h724/lotr%2Bno.jpg)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Naythan on 2015-05-19, 23:51:27
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-VOZ14wBK4Mc/VVr2mQDkdfI/AAAAAAABJ8I/Rq3HVqcYArE/w426-h284/lord%2Bfrozen.gif)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Thorsteinn on 2015-05-26, 21:21:08
Yubnub allayloo!

(http://i.imgur.com/sML9gZU.jpg)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2015-05-28, 18:06:48
I'm dying right now

http://i.imgur.com/ks8M8kv.gifv

lol, and apparently it's completely effective. :)

You need LvL 100 Agility

That was...interesting.  So, who's going to try it at the next duel?

Goldenrod...that was funny!
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Thorsteinn on 2015-06-02, 01:58:36
There's No Priority in Heaven by Al Leiderman - OldJewsTellingJokes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KI_lHzk9IwA
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Justin on 2015-07-14, 18:49:46
The eternal quest.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Thorsteinn on 2015-08-11, 04:24:37
Because we all need some D-Piddy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lquT333uWyI&index=1&list=PLTt2qfu2Gz6ERnF-jiJj0p0_rxexmAz9f

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkRvxMHs3t4&list=PLTt2qfu2Gz6ERnF-jiJj0p0_rxexmAz9f&index=9
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Thorsteinn on 2015-08-11, 04:47:19
And so that I don't stray too far from some of my brethren's interest I've got some history, The Spanish Inquisition to be precise.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZegQYgygdw
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Thorsteinn on 2015-08-13, 21:57:17
Yep, this covers it.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Naythan on 2015-08-21, 20:23:32
Northern Texas and Western Arizona are actually pretty nice.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Douglas on 2015-10-11, 20:00:41
Some good stuff in here. 8)

http://cheezburger.com/518661/funny-memes-just-medieval-things
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2015-10-12, 12:29:52
Some good stuff in here. 8)

http://cheezburger.com/518661/funny-memes-just-medieval-things

Heh, I'll have to put some of it up on the Order FB page.

(BTW everyone, always feel free to suggest things for that, funnies or not-- Sirs James, Ian, Brian, and myself can currently post to it)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Thorsteinn on 2015-10-28, 00:35:17
(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-Oj9_dvuFAcI/VF29HbcIxBI/AAAAAAAAFUk/UG1EOf5Spn0/w300-h171-no/KillBillJunior1)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Thorsteinn on 2015-10-28, 00:36:33
And yeah, and oldie but a goodie.

Kung Pow - Wimp Lo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d696t3yALAY)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Thorsteinn on 2015-10-28, 23:01:38
This week I read the phrase "Do you ever see something and think 'Wow, that is violently American?'"

And the reply was "You mean like Glazed Donut Bacon Cheeseburgers?"

And I thought "Yep, that counts".
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2015-10-29, 00:20:57
This week I read the phrase "Do you ever see something and think 'Wow, that is violently American?'"

And the reply was "You mean like Glazed Donut Bacon Cheeseburgers?"

And I thought "Yep, that counts".

Heh, I'll have to remember that phrase. :)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Rodney on 2015-10-29, 03:03:26
This week I read the phrase "Do you ever see something and think 'Wow, that is violently American?'"

And the reply was "You mean like Glazed Donut Bacon Cheeseburgers?"

And I thought "Yep, that counts".

Where have those been my entire life?!   :o
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Douglas on 2015-10-29, 05:55:43
This week I read the phrase "Do you ever see something and think 'Wow, that is violently American?'"

And the reply was "You mean like Glazed Donut Bacon Cheeseburgers?"

And I thought "Yep, that counts".

Oh my. Just looking at those things makes me want to schedule an appointment with a cardiologist. :o
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2015-10-29, 16:25:47
This week I read the phrase "Do you ever see something and think 'Wow, that is violently American?'"

And the reply was "You mean like Glazed Donut Bacon Cheeseburgers?"

And I thought "Yep, that counts".

Oh my. Just looking at those things makes me want to schedule an appointment with a cardiologist. :o

And the dentist at the same time. We need a one-stop shop... a cardio-dentist!
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Naythan on 2015-10-29, 16:47:56
This week I read the phrase "Do you ever see something and think 'Wow, that is violently American?'"

And the reply was "You mean like Glazed Donut Bacon Cheeseburgers?"

And I thought "Yep, that counts".

Oh my. Just looking at those things makes me want to schedule an appointment with a cardiologist. :o

And the dentist at the same time. We need a one-stop shop... a cardio-dentist!
I think I'm still young enough to eat these things without worry!
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Thorsteinn on 2015-11-12, 23:15:00
I am guilty of way to many of these.

2,375 Things Mr. Welch Is No Longer Allowed to Do in an RPG (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Blog/ThingsMrWelchIsNoLongerAllowedToDoInAnRPG)

"If given a choice of options, always take the crazy one. Nobody ever plans for crazy." — Mr. Welch answering a question about role playing at Con-Jour II
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Thorsteinn on 2015-11-25, 20:34:50
I'm a Graduate Magna Cum Laude Great Khan School of Leadership.

http://www.veritablehokum.com/comic/management-secrets-of-genghis-khan/
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2015-11-25, 22:47:22
I found this digging through files from a stack of CDs I burned back in 1998 & 1999:

Quote
A duke is hunting in a forest with his men-at-arms and servants when he comes upon a tree. Archery targets are painted all over it, and smack in the middle of each is an arrow.

"Who is this incredibly fine archer?" cries the duke. "I must find him."

After continuing through the forest for a few miles, he comes across a small boy carrying a bow and arrow. Eventually the boy admits that it was he who shot the arrows plumb in the center of all the targets.

"You didn't just walk up to the targets and hammer the arrows into the middle, did you?" asks the duke worriedly.

"No my lord. I shot them from 100 paces. I swear it by all that I hold holy."

"That is truly astonishing," says the duke. "I hereby admit you into my service. But I must ask one favor in return. You must tell me how you came to be such an outstanding shot."

"Well," said the boy, "first I fire the arrow at the tree, and then I paint the target around it."
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Thorsteinn on 2015-11-28, 02:53:08
<Gigglesnort!>

"995. Drakkar Heartgourger is not a proper name for a paladin.
996. Dwarves can't take trees as favored enemies.
997. I can't beat on the drow until he admits his name is Toby.
998. The script for the Baywatch movie does not cause more Sanity loss than the Necronomicon.
999. I can't train squirrel mobs to abuse the grapple rules.
1000. I will stop referring to the powergamer as MinMaximus."

http://theglen.livejournal.com/131998.html
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2015-11-30, 14:14:06
I'm a Graduate Magna Cum Laude Great Khan School of Leadership.

http://www.veritablehokum.com/comic/management-secrets-of-genghis-khan/

lol, excellent. :)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Thorsteinn on 2016-01-09, 06:13:30
Almost 2 months of no funny? Not OK I say.

"Reginald D Hunter Live"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCCUCVAosJU
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Mike W. on 2016-01-09, 20:48:24
Please tell me I'm not the only one who thinks that the Coca Cola Santa looks like a white Rob Coleman. (http://i.imgur.com/jeHSNJk.jpg)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2016-01-23, 16:41:58
At HEMA class a couple weeks ago, I took my poleaxe so my instructor could borrow it for paired forms at a tournament last weekend. I think it's the first time I ever took it to class. During a break, Student A sees poleaxe leaning against the wall by my gear bag ...

Student A asks me "Is that your poleaxe?"

Student B randomly blurts out "Nope, I'm just happy to see you!"

Mid-drink choking from laughter ensued.

Later in class, it's time for masks & gloves partner drills, and Student A asks me "Do I need my heavily padded gloves? How excited are you about this?"

I replied "Well, you can see my poleaxe, so..."
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Thorsteinn on 2016-01-24, 05:58:07
I replied "Well, you can see my poleaxe, so..."

Good think you didn't have a pike! ;)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2016-01-31, 17:43:36
Armored Combat Techniques, with Knight Sir James
Episode 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jpyifjusv0
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir Edward on 2016-02-01, 20:52:38
Armored Combat Techniques, with Knight Sir James
Episode 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jpyifjusv0

LOL.
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Thorsteinn on 2016-04-14, 06:28:43
I'll just leave this here.

https://vine.co/v/hbV3FHYXEIz
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2016-04-14, 18:26:29
Please tell me I'm not the only one who thinks that the Coca Cola Santa looks like a white Rob Coleman. (http://i.imgur.com/jeHSNJk.jpg)

Looks almost exactly like my boss...my wife calls him Santa when he isn't near enough to hear it.  lol
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Naythan on 2016-04-17, 00:49:19
Aiden is at Disney for his senior class trip. He was not worthy.
(https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t34.0-12/13023584_551933851654606_1995033433_n.jpg?oh=2d7ef01d200102bae4193e4e1f8892ae&oe=571548CD)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Lord Dane on 2016-04-17, 19:10:09
Not worthy?? Non-sense. Obviously he has no upper body strength. lol :P
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Thorsteinn on 2016-04-17, 20:28:38
Aiden is at Disney for his senior class trip. He was not worthy.
Not worthy?? Non-sense. Obviously he has no upper body strength. lol :P

He needs... EURO TRAINING!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNf606dfCb0
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Thorsteinn on 2016-04-17, 20:30:04
Not worthy?? Non-sense. Obviously he has no upper body strength. lol :P

Spartacus Workout for you!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJVs7pCBPYc
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Thorsteinn on 2016-06-18, 06:20:47
So how does one fight a armed & armored man when you are an unarmored? Easy! Use Hokuto no Ken.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0liykV4bb0g
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Thorsteinn on 2016-06-18, 06:23:32
And when one is trying to train, be inspired by a great athlete, the humble Wombat!

(http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Baby-Wombat-running-down-hallway.gif)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Thorsteinn on 2016-09-10, 17:51:52
Raise your hand if this applies to you.
<raises hand>


Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir James A on 2016-09-12, 01:22:10
So how does one fight a armed & armored man when you are an unarmored? Easy! Use Hokuto no Ken.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0liykV4bb0g

17th century, but still effective!
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2016-09-21, 18:50:04
Or a rock and a sling, if you're sufficiently smaller than your opponent.  I have it on good authority that it worked at least once in antiquity.  ;)
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Thorsteinn on 2017-01-07, 20:11:53
 ;D
Title: Re: Funnies
Post by: Sir William on 2017-01-10, 14:05:53
That guy sounds like a New Yorkah lol