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Title: nice!
Post by: Sir Wolf on 2014-08-15, 22:07:41
http://www.kultofathena.com/product.asp?item=MHW1110&name=12th+-14th+Century+Mace+Head+ (http://www.kultofathena.com/product.asp?item=MHW1110&name=12th+-14th+Century+Mace+Head+)
Title: Re: nice!
Post by: Thorsteinn on 2014-08-15, 22:46:23
Happy smashy bashey time!
Title: Re: nice!
Post by: Aiden of Oreland on 2014-08-16, 03:12:17
Considered getting that.
Title: Re: nice!
Post by: Sir Nate on 2014-08-17, 03:42:36
I'm an axe and sword person.
I like pole arms.
But not maces
Title: Re: nice!
Post by: Thorsteinn on 2014-08-17, 04:43:00
Quote from: Sir Naythan on 2014-08-17, 03:42:36
I'm an axe and sword person.
I like pole arms.
But not maces
7, 4, 3.
....... Haiku?
Title: Re: nice!
Post by: Paulus von Zurich on 2014-08-18, 14:31:00
As soon as they are back in stock, I am ordering one to whack you with at Newville.
Title: Re: nice!
Post by: Ian on 2014-08-18, 14:32:45
Quote from: Paulus von Zurich on 2014-08-18, 14:31:00
As soon as they are back in stock, I am ordering one to whack you with at Newville.

trench clubs ftw!
Title: Re: nice!
Post by: Lord Dane on 2014-08-18, 17:54:57
Quote from: Ian on 2014-08-18, 14:32:45
Quote from: Paulus von Zurich on 2014-08-18, 14:31:00
As soon as they are back in stock, I am ordering one to whack you with at Newville.

trench clubs ftw!

Did Sir Ian just say "FRENCH"?!?!  >:( Grrrrrrrrrr!!!!! Get me one of those maces. I want to bash  on some bascinets now!!!
Title: Re: nice!
Post by: Paulus von Zurich on 2014-08-18, 18:46:02
Why all of the French hate on this board?
Title: Re: nice!
Post by: Don Jorge on 2014-08-18, 20:09:16
A lot of Englishmen! As a Spaniard I side with the French...stinkin English aligning with the Portuguese!
Title: Re: nice!
Post by: Sir Wolf on 2014-08-18, 21:31:24
behold my offspring good Paulus lol ;)
Title: Re: nice!
Post by: Aiden of Oreland on 2014-08-19, 02:20:01
As German laugh at your French and English squabble. But I do lean to the English a tad bit more :)
Title: Re: nice!
Post by: Ian on 2014-08-19, 02:35:07
Quote from: Ian on 2014-08-18, 14:32:45
Quote from: Paulus von Zurich on 2014-08-18, 14:31:00
As soon as they are back in stock, I am ordering one to whack you with at Newville.

Trench clubs ftw!

TTTTTrench clubs... with a 'T'   

He said Newville, the WW1 reenactment.  Trench clubs were basically medieval maces carried in WW1 for the close quarters trench fighting. 
Title: Re: nice!
Post by: Sir Rodney on 2014-08-19, 04:10:01
Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who.
Title: Re: nice!
Post by: Eva de Carduus Weald on 2014-08-19, 19:15:08
In honor of my british family and adopted country, ahem, "Bloody frogs." :D
Title: Re: nice!
Post by: Sir Nate on 2014-08-19, 22:47:36
Quote from: Lord Rodney on 2014-08-19, 04:10:01
Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who.
What's funny is that Lancelot is French. "Well I didn't mean to, I just get carried away sometimes"
Quote from: Thorsteinn on 2014-08-17, 04:43:00
Quote from: Sir Naythan on 2014-08-17, 03:42:36
I'm an axe and sword person.
I like pole arms.
But not maces
7, 4, 3.
....... Haiku?
Haiku is 5,7,5
Swords are bottle slashing fun
I wouldn't want one in my bum
Pole-arms and maces hurt too.


Title: Re: nice!
Post by: Sir Matthew on 2014-08-20, 01:29:31
Quote from: Sir Naythan on 2014-08-19, 22:47:36
Quote from: Lord Rodney on 2014-08-19, 04:10:01
Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who.
What's funny is that Lancelot is French. "Well I didn't mean to, I just get carried away sometimes"
Quote from: Thorsteinn on 2014-08-17, 04:43:00
Quote from: Sir Naythan on 2014-08-17, 03:42:36
I'm an axe and sword person.
I like pole arms.
But not maces
7, 4, 3.
....... Haiku?
Haiku is 5,7,5
Swords are bottle slashing fun
I wouldn't want one in my bum
Pole-arms and maces hurt too.

I see what you did there.  ;)
Title: Re: nice!
Post by: Sir James A on 2014-08-20, 21:12:27
Quote from: Sir Matthew on 2014-08-20, 01:29:31
Quote from: Sir Naythan on 2014-08-19, 22:47:36
Quote from: Lord Rodney on 2014-08-19, 04:10:01
Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who.
What's funny is that Lancelot is French. "Well I didn't mean to, I just get carried away sometimes"
Quote from: Thorsteinn on 2014-08-17, 04:43:00
Quote from: Sir Naythan on 2014-08-17, 03:42:36
I'm an axe and sword person.
I like pole arms.
But not maces
7, 4, 3.
....... Haiku?
Haiku is 5,7,5
Swords are bottle slashing fun
I wouldn't want one in my bum
Pole-arms and maces hurt too.

I see what you did there.  ;)

Very close, but, it's 5/7/5 in syllables, not words. :)

Still, points for creativity.
Title: Re: nice!
Post by: Sir Matthew on 2014-08-20, 23:08:49
I know, but I thought you were teasing again. I guess I read more into it than was really there  :-[
Title: Re: nice!
Post by: scott2978 on 2014-08-24, 00:36:54
Cuts, hooks or thrusting
An impact with crushing force
The poleax kills all
Title: Re: nice!
Post by: Sir Edward on 2014-08-25, 13:18:28
Quote from: scott2978 on 2014-08-24, 00:36:54
Cuts, hooks or thrusting
An impact with crushing force
The poleax kills all

Nicely done. :)