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Miscellaneous => The Sallyport => Topic started by: Thorsteinn on 2014-06-06, 03:27:39

Title: So it seems, for some reason, Darksword Armory is doing Pay-Per-View.
Post by: Thorsteinn on 2014-06-06, 03:27:39
Just watch. I thought the guy was being facetious, I even asked him near such. Nope, he's dead serious.

If it helps clarify things they disabled comments on the video (below) hours after it was posted. You can imagine the reviews.

Quote from: Robert B. Marks
Hi all!

Well, I'm going to say it up-front - what follows is a freestyle combat championship to kick back, relax, and enjoy.  But, while it may not be Talhoffer, we've been working on it for over a year, and we actually managed to pull it off, and well, we're proud of that.

You have no idea how long I've been sitting on this one. In fact, this one has been in the works since about the time I started at Darksword.

So, here it is...we produced a television show.

I'm not kidding. I'm here to announce the premier of Darksword Armory's first (and hopefully not last) foray into television production:
Medieval Combat Federation. The trailer is here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_rqCST9Sxo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_rqCST9Sxo)

So, what is Medieval Combat Federation? It's what happens when you take UFC and add swordplay. It's our attempt to give people an exciting idea of what
a Medieval duel might have been like, with some of Montreal's best re-enactors and Western Martial Artists strutting their stuff.

We filmed the program in 2013 in the ruins of St. Raphael's church, near Cornwall, Ontario. Among our cast were Quebec-based Western Martial Artists
Benoit Goddard, Michael Lacoste, Sebastien Besson, Francois Ouirnet, Martin Poirier, Stepahne Courcelles, Benjamin Prince, and Cedric Riopel - members
of a number of Montreal-based re-enactment and Western Martial Arts groups such as Les Companions d'Armes and Animus, and part of a fast-growing
historical martial arts community in the province of Quebec. The show was produced and directed by Eyal Azerad, and photographed by Marc Crevier.

Medieval Combat Federation is roughly an hour long, and will be showing on Shaw Direct pay-per-view starting mid-June. Check it out if you can!

Best regards to all,

Robert Marks

Medieval Combat Federation - Trailer - PPV June 2014 . by Darksword Armory inc. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_rqCST9Sxo#ws)
Title: Re: So it seems, for some reason, Darksword Armory is doing Pay-Per-View.
Post by: Sir Rodney on 2014-06-06, 03:57:40
Wow, lots of ladies and fire.   ::)

Really?!
Title: Re: So it seems, for some reason, Darksword Armory is doing Pay-Per-View.
Post by: Sir Patrick on 2014-06-06, 13:30:40
Pay-per-view for that?  You get dinner with the show at Medieval Times ;)
Title: Re: So it seems, for some reason, Darksword Armory is doing Pay-Per-View.
Post by: Sir Edward on 2014-06-06, 14:04:04
Pay-per-view for that?  You get dinner with the show at Medieval Times ;)

Yes, this! :)

Oh my, ladies, fire, and lots of choreographed combat. Meh. :)
Title: Re: So it seems, for some reason, Darksword Armory is doing Pay-Per-View.
Post by: Sir Brian on 2014-06-06, 15:12:16
Pay-per-view for that?  You get dinner with the show at Medieval Times ;)

Yes, this! :)

Oh my, ladies, fire, and lots of choreographed combat. Meh. :)

Meh indeed!  :)
Title: Re: So it seems, for some reason, Darksword Armory is doing Pay-Per-View.
Post by: Ian on 2014-06-06, 16:18:25
Darksword Armoury is so out of touch with reality in all aspects of their existence.
Title: Re: So it seems, for some reason, Darksword Armory is doing Pay-Per-View.
Post by: Sir Douglas on 2014-06-06, 16:55:04
There was combat? All I saw were lots of ladies with fire. That's like the epitome of medieval, right? :P
Title: Re: So it seems, for some reason, Darksword Armory is doing Pay-Per-View.
Post by: Sir Edward on 2014-06-06, 17:49:49
There was combat? All I saw were lots of ladies with fire. That's like the epitome of medieval, right? :P

Especially if there's black leather involved. :)
Title: Re: So it seems, for some reason, Darksword Armory is doing Pay-Per-View.
Post by: Mike W. on 2014-06-06, 23:18:49
"an exciting idea of what
a Medieval duel might have been like"

And this is what us living historians have to combat on a regular basis... :-\
Title: Re: So it seems, for some reason, Darksword Armory is doing Pay-Per-View.
Post by: Sir Nate on 2014-06-08, 04:41:09
(Insert medieval facepalm here)
Title: Re: So it seems, for some reason, Darksword Armory is doing Pay-Per-View.
Post by: Mike W. on 2014-06-08, 14:58:01
(http://cdnimg.visualizeus.com/thumbs/b1/ba/face,facepalm,king,medieval,stupidity-b1badcf6cf972649a362a4f98c4d2cca_h.jpg)
Title: Re: So it seems, for some reason, Darksword Armory is doing Pay-Per-View.
Post by: Ian on 2014-06-08, 15:55:23
I have that chess set! :)

Title: Re: So it seems, for some reason, Darksword Armory is doing Pay-Per-View.
Post by: Sir Rodney on 2014-06-09, 03:20:41
I have that chess set! :)

A reproduction or the original?   ;)
Title: Re: So it seems, for some reason, Darksword Armory is doing Pay-Per-View.
Post by: Sir Ulrich on 2014-06-09, 10:09:22
Is this a joke? Seriously it looks like a joke.
Title: Re: So it seems, for some reason, Darksword Armory is doing Pay-Per-View.
Post by: Sir James A on 2014-06-09, 14:22:36
There was combat? All I saw were lots of ladies with fire. That's like the epitome of medieval, right? :P

Especially if there's black leather involved. :)

Someone leaked info about my new harness!
Title: Re: So it seems, for some reason, Darksword Armory is doing Pay-Per-View.
Post by: Sir Nate on 2014-06-09, 22:52:06
There was combat? All I saw were lots of ladies with fire. That's like the epitome of medieval, right? :P

Especially if there's black leather involved. :)

Someone leaked info about my new harness!

Hmm I seem to be remembering a need for medieval calendar ideas
Title: Re: So it seems, for some reason, Darksword Armory is doing Pay-Per-View.
Post by: Sir William on 2014-06-10, 15:12:51
That would've been like the ultimate in April Fools' jokes, but we're way past April so it lacks the usual punch.  Of course Eyal is probably serious and is thinking it'll take off like The Ultimate Fighter did; noted the UFC reference.
Title: Re: So it seems, for some reason, Darksword Armory is doing Pay-Per-View.
Post by: Thorsteinn on 2014-06-10, 17:50:36
That would've been like the ultimate in April Fools' jokes, but we're way past April so it lacks the usual punch.  Of course Eyal is probably serious and is thinking it'll take off like The Ultimate Fighter did; noted the UFC reference.

Of course then he might be having to deal with this kind of thing, which I don't think he, or his contestants, are.

Ultimate Fighter: Knockout of the Season? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AT43dQ9B-8#ws)
Title: Re: So it seems, for some reason, Darksword Armory is doing Pay-Per-View.
Post by: Sir William on 2014-06-10, 20:59:06
That is the only time I've ever seen the reverse wheelkick land a KO blow.  Perfect execution and the guy got back up in a minute or so after.  I haven't watched the show in years, glad to see they're still acquiring talent- but you gotta love the blowhards, especially when they get their comeuppance.
Title: Re: So it seems, for some reason, Darksword Armory is doing Pay-Per-View.
Post by: Sir Nate on 2014-06-11, 11:34:06
That is the only time I've ever seen the reverse wheelkick land a KO blow.  Perfect execution and the guy got back up in a minute or so after.  I haven't watched the show in years, glad to see they're still acquiring talent- but you gotta love the blowhards, especially when they get their comeuppance.

and it can be seen that the fighters are good people
Title: Re: So it seems, for some reason, Darksword Armory is doing Pay-Per-View.
Post by: Thorsteinn on 2014-06-11, 17:17:30
So I pointed out hat, given what we saw the fights must have a severely high injury rate. His reply was this

Quote from: Dark Sword Armory
We can't speak for the combat styles in general - to my knowledge, none of us in the company are members of Animus or any of the other groups involved, so we really just don't know. However, we did have one injury that required stitches during filming (an accidental hit to the head, I believe). Otherwise, there wasn't too much outside of the occasional bruise (and quite a lot of the competitors were wearing armour).

Kinda tells you all you need to know right there. Dude seems to be living in his own little world.
Title: Re: So it seems, for some reason, Darksword Armory is doing Pay-Per-View.
Post by: Sir William on 2014-06-11, 17:49:08
Yea, what's an 'accidental hit to the head' in a live combat art?  Or did he mean someone missed a step in the choreography?  Man...its like he's gone in a different direction altogether.
Title: Re: So it seems, for some reason, Darksword Armory is doing Pay-Per-View.
Post by: Ian on 2014-06-11, 17:53:32
So I pointed out hat, given what we saw the fights must have a severely high injury rate. His reply was this

Quote from: Dark Sword Armory
We can't speak for the combat styles in general - to my knowledge, none of us in the company are members of Animus or any of the other groups involved, so we really just don't know. However, we did have one injury that required stitches during filming (an accidental hit to the head, I believe). Otherwise, there wasn't too much outside of the occasional bruise (and quite a lot of the competitors were wearing armour).

Kinda tells you all you need to know right there. Dude seems to be living in his own little world.

Where is this being discussed?  I've got to see this thread!
Title: Re: So it seems, for some reason, Darksword Armory is doing Pay-Per-View.
Post by: Sir William on 2014-06-11, 18:09:25
I don't know that it's a thread, Ian- at least, I haven't seen it as of yet.  Maybe Thorsteinn has...could be a FB discussion as I haven't seen it on AA.
Title: Re: So it seems, for some reason, Darksword Armory is doing Pay-Per-View.
Post by: Thorsteinn on 2014-06-11, 21:51:50
Where is this being discussed?  I've got to see this thread!

Ask and ye shall recieve!

Real Chivalric Fighting! (http://hemaalliance.com/discussion/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=4050)

Darksword Armory's new pay-per-view show... (http://hemaalliance.com/discussion/viewtopic.php?f=19&t=4051)
Title: Re: So it seems, for some reason, Darksword Armory is doing Pay-Per-View.
Post by: Sir James A on 2014-06-11, 22:53:53
One of those is locked for me. Did he reply directly in the other thread?
Title: Re: So it seems, for some reason, Darksword Armory is doing Pay-Per-View.
Post by: Thorsteinn on 2014-06-12, 02:47:22
One of those is locked for me. Did he reply directly in the other thread?

The "Darksword" thread is unlocked if you log in to the HEMA Alliance forum. He didn't reply to the Misc Topics thread.
Title: Re: So it seems, for some reason, Darksword Armory is doing Pay-Per-View.
Post by: Sir William on 2014-06-12, 17:19:30
It'll be more like Mortal Kombat the live action series than UFC.  What'll be really funny is if it takes off.
Title: Re: So it seems, for some reason, Darksword Armory is doing Pay-Per-View.
Post by: Don Jorge on 2014-06-12, 19:45:26
I am not sure how he can defend it on the forum. The trailer shows a man with a torch swinging at another combatant... Surely not scripted right?

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