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Main => The Armoury => Topic started by: Mike W. on 2014-04-08, 22:16:17

Title: Breastplate
Post by: Mike W. on 2014-04-08, 22:16:17

Though they may be effective against blades, I think we can all safely agree that breastplates don't do jack s*** against artillery
(http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/952594/83997124.jpg)

Title: Re: Breastplate
Post by: Sir James A on 2014-04-08, 22:28:23

pew pew KAPOW

Title: Re: Breastplate
Post by: Mike W. on 2014-04-08, 22:33:49

I get the feeling that this cuirass' former owner turned into a cloud of red mist

Title: Re: Breastplate
Post by: Sir Edward on 2014-04-08, 23:04:18

One word:  Ouch!

Title: Re: Breastplate
Post by: Sir Douglas on 2014-04-09, 00:32:40

Well that will mess up your day a bit. :o

Title: Re: Breastplate
Post by: Ian on 2014-04-09, 01:11:28

Quote from: Baron de Magnan on 2014-04-08, 22:33:49

I get the feeling that this cuirass' former owner turned into a cloud of red mist

I'm sure a lot of that mist was contained by the rest of his cuirass :)

Title: Re: Breastplate
Post by: Sir Nate on 2014-04-09, 02:06:20

Looks like it did well against a bullet, led ball.
I know that a lot of armor was resistant to pistol(maybe even blunderbuss) at the time.

And now for the pun.
Looks like he is a bit Saint like now.
Ya know he's Holey. 
It seems his armor proved to be Blessed. Ya know.... Holey.
Looks like he was, disembowled!
Ok those are very bad puns.

Title: Re: Breastplate
Post by: Sir Wolf on 2014-04-09, 11:32:47

wonder if thats the "after" picture from a mammogram machine

Title: Re: Breastplate
Post by: Sir William on 2014-04-09, 13:46:12

LOL @ Wolf

I thought of the guy who snatched peoples' hearts out in that Indy Jones movie with the Shankara Stones and Short Round.

Title: Re: Breastplate
Post by: Ian on 2014-04-09, 16:23:40

kali ma sha tee day!  kali ma sha tee day!

kalima - indiana jones (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBIdcUxdgo0#)

Title: Re: Breastplate
Post by: Aiden of Oreland on 2014-04-09, 19:39:15

tis but a scratch.

Title: Re: Breastplate
Post by: Sir Wolf on 2014-04-09, 19:55:12

Quote from: Ian on 2014-04-09, 16:23:40

kali ma sha tee day!  kali ma sha tee day!

kalima - indiana jones (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBIdcUxdgo0#)

ahaahhaha made my day!