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Main => The Armoury => Topic started by: Sir William on 2011-11-23, 15:14:57
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This one's been built for the ladies...but I had a feeling that we would really appreciate it as well. So, I put it here for us to
ogle admire. ;)
Kneeling
(http://i670.photobucket.com/albums/vv64/ebonpaladin/Armor/ArmstreetFantasyStainlessarmorkneeling.jpg)
Posed
(http://i670.photobucket.com/albums/vv64/ebonpaladin/Armor/ArmstreetFantasyStainlessarmor.jpg)
Full harness
(http://i670.photobucket.com/albums/vv64/ebonpaladin/Armor/ArmstreetFantasyStainlessarmorhelmed.jpg)
Archer rig
(http://i670.photobucket.com/albums/vv64/ebonpaladin/Armor/ArmstreetFantasyStainlessarmorarcherstyle.jpg)
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A very pretty harness. One of the best "fantasy"rigs I've seen as far as finctionality and plausability goes.
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Hmm is it fantasy or erotic? Methinks it could go either way! ;)
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Sir Brian, you have a point...in fact, I've been trying to figure out if the model is completely nude under that harness!!!
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You too Sir William? I swear, twenty minutes and I have no freaking clue! :o
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As it should be Sir Nathan! As it should be! For the sake of thy virtue, do not dwell to long upon the worldly musings of elder knights for it is too perilous for you! ~ Uh and no you shan’t have “just a little peril!” ;)
LAUNCELOT: We were in the nick of time, you were in great peril.
GALAHAD: I don't think I was.
LAUNCELOT: Yes you were, you were in terrible peril.
GALAHAD: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
LAUNCELOT: No, it's too perilous.
GALAHAD: Look, I'm a knight, I'm supposed to get as much peril as I can.
LAUNCELOT: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on!
GALAHAD: Well, let me have just a little bit of peril?
LAUNCELOT: No, it's unhealthy. ;D
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No, the peril is always large and sometimes near fatal as you may have cause to know in the future should you ever be caught musing such by your lovely lass! lol
AFAIK, the only shot where she IS wearing something is in the archer rig pose...all else appears to be in the buff. O, to be her armor! lol
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If you listen closely, near the end of that scene you can hear Galahad say "I bet you're gay!"
And whoops, almost ran into some peril there, .......Was looking very closely at the armour. And only the armour.
Well, going by what Sir William says, I'd rather be the armour too, as she is gonna suffer some SERIOUS armour bites! :P
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LOL
Nice one, Sir Nathan! Armor bites indeed...who knew the cup had teeth? I will also note that she should probably not bend completely over unless she's interested in that lower v-section of her cuirass going...elsewhere. Heh.
On an aside...this would be a really cool harness for a guy too...I've been talking about a Dragon Knight persona for years....this harness done up in blued steel or blackened? Wow.
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LOL
Nice one, Sir Nathan! Armor bites indeed...who knew the cup had teeth? I will also note that she should probably not bend completely over unless she's interested in that lower v-section of her cuirass going...elsewhere. Heh.
On an aside...this would be a really cool harness for a guy too...I've been talking about a Dragon Knight persona for years....this harness done up in blued steel or blackened? Wow.
OUCH. OUCH. OUCH :o :o :o I hope a guy's version would have clothing underneath..... Those above jokes would have the pain modifier increased by a thousandfold if not..... :P
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HA! You had to go there...
I wouldn't dream of wearing any sort of armor w/out arming wear underneath. A maille shirt worn over bare skin is not sexy, I don't care who tells you otherwise. Certainly didn't feel that way.
Felt just like cold hard steel against my bare skin. LOL
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First pic makes it look like she has no waist.
That's crazy lookin.
And then nothin but your skivvies underneath yeesh...That could be pretty drafty.
I wouldn't dare wearing any of my stuff without proper underwear.
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HA! You had to go there...
I wouldn't dream of wearing any sort of armor w/out arming wear underneath. A maille shirt worn over bare skin is not sexy, I don't care who tells you otherwise. Certainly didn't feel that way.
Felt just like cold hard steel against my bare skin. LOL
Why yes I had to. ;) I identified the line, and crossed it whilst jumping 50 schoolbuses on a flaming motorcyle in a bright neon green jumpsuit. 8)
And I know! espeically the nice flatring rivited stuff I'm wearing now, any exposed skin will quickly convince all onlookers that you work in a coal mine (I'm from WV, it's a harder to lose stereotype than you'd think :P) and will chafe the living hell out of you. :o
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Ohhh... right in the shinybits.
Female Armor Sucks (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTGh0EMmMC8#ws)
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I love that sketch! ;D
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I loved the tassels of intimidation (and it came with a matching whip!) ;)
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Dwarf - "Ooaahhhh, right in the shiny part!"
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Ohhh... right in the shinybits.
Female Armor Sucks (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTGh0EMmMC8#ws)
LOVE IT!!!
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More medieval hilarity courtesy of college Humor http://youtu.be/kedjhnguKhc (http://youtu.be/kedjhnguKhc)
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More medieval hilarity courtesy of college Humor http://youtu.be/kedjhnguKhc (http://youtu.be/kedjhnguKhc)
Yeah, that one is actually pretty good. College Humor is something hit or miss, but this one is great. :)
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LOVE IT!! One of the funniest 'Chuck Norris' bits I've heard was:
Chuck Norris doesn't carry guns to feel safe, guns carry Chuck Norris to feel safe! Or something like that.
That video clip was hilarious...when you put it like they did, you really are sort of an a-hole when it comes to exploration. LOL
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LOVE IT!! One of the funniest 'Chuck Norris' bits I've heard was:
Chuck Norris doesn't carry guns to feel safe, guns carry Chuck Norris to feel safe! Or something like that.
That video clip was hilarious...when you put it like they did, you really are sort of an a-hole when it comes to exploration. LOL
there are 10 million people in World of Warcraft cause Chuck Norris allows them to live
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Right! Gotta love ole Chuck...still kickin ass in his 70s!!! A la the Marshal, no?
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Yeah, especially in sandbox-style games.
M&B is soo lucky you can't commit hayhem in the game. I have to confine my swathes of chaos to Oblivion ;)