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Miscellaneous => The Sallyport => Topic started by: Sir Edward on 2008-03-03, 22:03:04
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Well, I figured we could use an off-topic area.
So as a first post here.... I'm now an officially published author with 6 books out, as of the end of last week. :)
http://stores.lulu.com/necrobones (http://stores.lulu.com/necrobones)
Hah... "author"... and "6 books"... crazy. :)
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You put me to shame, Ed!
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lol,
I love the first one! Absolutely brilliant! OMG that is fantastically ironic! I may
have to purchase that one just for a coffee table book! ;D
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I'll be happy to sign copies! lol!
Nah, I'm not putting you to shame, I spent about a half hour on each one of those, and about an hour writing the Markov Chain program I used to generate those literary abominations. :) It took longer to format the pages, create the covers, etc, than to create the content. The program I wrote would take only a few seconds to generate a book. Hardly an accomplishment!
The sad thing is that I haven't even read very much of what went into those random books. I have no idea what they contain. :)
I just dropped the prices on them a little. It's as cheap as I can make them and still have them potentially available through other online retailers (and only make $0.20-$0.30 on those copies). I suppose I can always make revised editions restricted to lulu, though.
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I decided to flip through the Markov Shakespeare text a little more..
Oh, I love markov chains... a few pages in, it generated this: "Exeunt all the world this ass!" :)
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Wonderful! What fun! <chuckling>
Edited to add: Just noticed you added the caption under your picture!
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Just noticed you added the caption under your picture!
I couldn't help it. I had to... for some reason that line is making my laugh hysterically.
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BTW, I've created an online version of my markov chains program that will let you generate a chapter of random text based on the classic works I used for the books. Check it out here:
http://necrobones.com/cgi-bin/markov/markov.cgi (http://necrobones.com/cgi-bin/markov/markov.cgi)
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I liked this line from "Dickens":
'You'll excuse me asking for more, if you please, miss," returned Charley, whose grammatical education was advancing, but not of the whole better: 'Well!'
:)
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Hehe, yeah, I love the stuff it generates.
Well, I added hardcover versions of all of them in there too. I set the profit margin lower on them so they wouldn't be horribly overpriced for what they are. :)
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Just added Jules Verne and HG Wells in paperback and hardcover, and added them to the online program as well. :)
"They advanced to a hurricane. No one could blow up the space which they sell for children's toys. In a few moments, then he penetrated all the dazzling brilliancy, the projectile of eight inches"
LOL!!