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Title: Swordfighting level: expert
Post by: Sir James A on 2015-09-23, 16:49:15
I'll just leave this here...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=44&v=gFopVNP-_aM
Title: Re: Swordfighting level: expert
Post by: Sir Wolf on 2015-09-23, 21:50:39
i think there was some dry humping involved there
Title: Re: Swordfighting level: expert
Post by: Sir Brian on 2015-09-23, 22:34:27
Clean up in isle 7.
Title: Re: Swordfighting level: expert
Post by: Sir Edward on 2015-09-24, 13:27:42
Video link had a time-index to start at the end. Here's a clean embed:

(and wow, that was absolutely painful to watch) :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFopVNP-_aM
Title: Re: Swordfighting level: expert
Post by: Sir William on 2015-09-24, 13:51:40
I'm inclined to agree with Sir wolf here...I mean, whose bedroom were they in?  Why did the balding guy look like the Bishop in the 04 movie King Arthur?  And what were those weapons made of, balsa wood?  They clacked when they came together.  But other than that it was a great fight.  ;)
Title: Re: Swordfighting level: expert
Post by: Sir Nate on 2015-09-24, 15:39:02
I found it hard to follow their movements.
Title: Re: Swordfighting level: expert
Post by: Sir Douglas on 2015-09-24, 16:18:01
I like the candlestick maneuver. Especially when Knock-off Kirk Douglas tries to block with it, but Bald Guy breaks off one of the candles, freeing his sword. Now a lesser swordsman would have foolishly seen that as an opening for another attack and somebody might have gotten hurt, but these are clearly masters. Bald Guy expertly stops his blade in mid-swing so he can position it where it was supposed to go, preventing disaster and allowing Knock-off Kirk Douglas to bind the sword in the candlestick's arms.

Bravo, I say! Good show! *golf clap*
Title: Re: Swordfighting level: expert
Post by: Ian on 2015-09-24, 19:01:29
Do you think when actors are pretending to be permanently stuck in a bind it dawns on them that they can easily slip their sword out and wonder why they're told to pretend like the swords are made out of super-glue?
Title: Re: Swordfighting level: expert
Post by: Sir Edward on 2015-09-24, 20:38:16
Do you think when actors are pretending to be permanently stuck in a bind it dawns on them that they can easily slip their sword out and wonder why they're told to pretend like the swords are made out of super-glue?

I've wondered exactly that. I mean, it actually takes some effort to keep the swords stuck together without slipping, especially if they move such that the angles change.
Title: Re: Swordfighting level: expert
Post by: Sir James A on 2015-09-24, 23:00:11
Video link had a time-index to start at the end.

Ah, I wondered why it wouldn't embed. Thanks!
Title: Re: Swordfighting level: expert
Post by: Joshua Santana on 2016-05-06, 01:39:52
LOL!
Title: Re: Swordfighting level: expert
Post by: Sir William on 2016-05-10, 19:47:44
Do you think when actors are pretending to be permanently stuck in a bind it dawns on them that they can easily slip their sword out and wonder why they're told to pretend like the swords are made out of super-glue?

I've wondered exactly that. I mean, it actually takes some effort to keep the swords stuck together without slipping, especially if they move such that the angles change.

Easier to do with thick edged as opposed to sharp swords; plus they practice that whole 'test your might' thing.  lol
Title: Re: Swordfighting level: expert
Post by: Sir Rodney on 2016-05-12, 04:48:57
That

was

awesome!   :o

Reminds me of the sword fights in the back yard with my kids...
Title: Re: Swordfighting level: expert
Post by: Sir Rodney on 2016-05-12, 04:50:11
i think there was some dry humping involved there

A little "dirty dancing" perhaps.   ;)
Title: Re: Swordfighting level: expert
Post by: jason77 on 2016-07-19, 20:35:08
Is this fighting of foreplay? :o
Title: Re: Swordfighting level: expert
Post by: Lord Dane on 2016-07-20, 19:32:21
Is this fighting of foreplay? :o

There's a difference??
Title: Re: Swordfighting level: expert
Post by: Joshua Santana on 2016-07-22, 04:05:52
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    Is this fighting of foreplay? :o


There's a difference??

I think so as one relates to self defense and the other the act of what you and your lady love do between the sheets. 
Title: Re: Swordfighting level: expert
Post by: Sir Rodney on 2016-07-24, 05:02:49
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    Is this fighting of foreplay? :o


There's a difference??

I think so as one relates to self defense and the other the act of what you and your lady love do between the sheets.

Agreed, but doesn't it also matter how "aggressive" one's betrothed is?   ;)
Title: Re: Swordfighting level: expert
Post by: Joshua Santana on 2016-07-31, 00:34:47
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Agreed, but doesn't it also matter how "aggressive" one's betrothed is?

Yes it does, it can either improve or stimulate "love's burning" during the heated discussion or passion twixt lovers. 

Again it can go either way.
Title: Re: Swordfighting level: expert
Post by: Thorsteinn on 2016-07-31, 04:53:46
Agreed, but doesn't it also matter how "aggressive" one's betrothed is?   ;)

Why am I reminded of this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITmnIY_H24o
Title: Re: Swordfighting level: expert
Post by: Joshua Santana on 2016-08-02, 01:32:08
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Why am I reminded of this?

Hahahahahahaha!  Perfect!  Too perfect. Lol.