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Title: 20 Rules of Being a Man
Post by: Sir Patrick on 2013-11-30, 20:17:59
Came across this on a fitness site and couldn't agree more.
http://www.chadhowsefitness.com/blog/2013/08/the-20-rules-of-manhood/ (http://www.chadhowsefitness.com/blog/2013/08/the-20-rules-of-manhood/)
Title: Re: 20 Rules of Being a Man
Post by: Thorsteinn on 2013-11-30, 20:46:09
Interesting stuff.
Title: Re: 20 Rules of Being a Man
Post by: Sir James A on 2013-12-01, 08:08:23
Aside from #9, which I call "noticing and vocalizing tedious things that annoy me and I have no control over, but I feel better when I get to vent about it", that's a pretty good list. Only thing I would add is bear and/or crocodile wrestling.
Title: Re: 20 Rules of Being a Man
Post by: Sir Patrick on 2013-12-01, 15:39:37
I thought that was a given  ;)
Title: Re: 20 Rules of Being a Man
Post by: Sir Nate on 2013-12-30, 22:55:17
Aside from #9, which I call "noticing and vocalizing tedious things that annoy me and I have no control over, but I feel better when I get to vent about it", that's a pretty good list. Only thing I would add is bear and/or crocodile wrestling.

Don't forget being very dangerous over short distances. Having a beard, and going swimming,with little Harry women!
(Gimli embodies being a man)
Title: Re: 20 Rules of Being a Man
Post by: Lord Dane on 2013-12-31, 08:40:37
Men don't have rules. It is women that make them for us. Or is that just the married misconception of it?? ???
Title: Re: 20 Rules of Being a Man
Post by: Don Jorge on 2013-12-31, 14:23:41
Men don't have rules. It is women that make them for us. Or is that just the married misconception of it?? ???

Sounds pretty accurate to me!
Title: Re: 20 Rules of Being a Man
Post by: Sir Nate on 2013-12-31, 21:10:20
I think Bear wrestling is a rule.
Thou shall Have Wings and football every sunday with Friends.
Thou shall Bear wrestle
Thou shall be smelly
Thou shall love him smelf
Thou shall leave the toilet seat up
etc.
Title: Re: 20 Rules of Being a Man
Post by: Lord Dane on 2013-12-31, 21:17:29
I think Bear wrestling is a rule.
Thou shall Have Wings and football every sunday with Friends.
Thou shall Bear wrestle
Thou shall be smelly
Thou shall love him smelf
Thou shall leave the toilet seat up
etc.

That's a 'To Do List' Nate.
Title: Re: 20 Rules of Being a Man
Post by: Sir Nate on 2013-12-31, 21:20:29
I think Bear wrestling is a rule.
Thou shall Have Wings and football every sunday with Friends.
Thou shall Bear wrestle
Thou shall be smelly
Thou shall love him smelf
Thou shall leave the toilet seat up
etc.

That's a 'To Do List' Nate.

with all this humor, people my not take us seriously any more. hahaha
Title: Re: 20 Rules of Being a Man
Post by: Sir Brian on 2014-01-01, 13:33:00
I think Bear wrestling is a rule.
Thou shall Have Wings and football every sunday with Friends.
                        BEER      SWORD DUELS
Thou shall Bear wrestle
Thou shall be smelly
Thou shall love him smelf
Thou shall leave the toilet seat up
etc.

Fixed!  ;D
Title: Re: 20 Rules of Being a Man
Post by: Sir Nate on 2014-01-01, 17:59:23
I think Bear wrestling is a rule.
Thou shall Have Wings and football every sunday with Friends.
                        BEER      SWORD DUELS
Thou shall Bear wrestle
Thou shall be smelly
Thou shall love him smelf
Thou shall leave the toilet seat up
etc.

Fixed!  ;D

What a dangerous combo.
This is why most people in the middle ages didn't see 40
Title: Re: 20 Rules of Being a Man
Post by: Sir Brian on 2014-01-01, 18:30:52
Well preferably it is sword duels first then beer and if it is with sharps your fallen opponent is buying the rounds, if you are the one that has fallen you are buying the rounds for them hence the reason why you should always bring money to a duel for it is the epitome of bad form to die a pauper!  ;)