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Miscellaneous => The Sallyport => Topic started by: Sir Wolf on 2013-04-08, 00:30:25
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lets all play.
the KC is offline! lets make a mess, eat lotsa candy and not clean our rooms!
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I'm totally staying up late and watching R-rated movies!!
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Tsk! Bunch of armatures! Someone find the keys to the armory and lets pillage! ;D
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pssh i was already in his armoury. lol i started to carry this bag carefully outta his room and was like WTH what is in here that is so heavy? so i looked in it and was like OHHHHHH ARMOUR!!!!! so i drug it the rest of the way.
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I'm totally staying up late and watching R-rated movies!!
lol totally... i'm and gonna use the ole "the dog ate my homework" excuse tomorrow
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I'm totally staying up late and watching R-rated movies!!
Pirate movies?? Arr!
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Oh boy, I got to have a lot fun reminding myself how my Cisco router works to get myself back online.
I'm doing double-NAT now! Yay me! :)
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I always miss the fun stuff! lol
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Well, since I'm the Grosskomtur of the Beuseant Brotherood, I say the Teutonic Knights can eat candy and not clean their rooms either! So HA!
We get a fun day too! ;D
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Well, since I'm the Grosskomtur of the Beuseant Brotherood, I say the Teutonic Knights can eat candy and not clean their rooms either! So HA!
We get a fun day too! ;D
Blasphemy!!! Religious military orders are never afforded fun time!!! Repent for your evil ways!!!
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ya i always hate it when the goodie too shoe kids think its fun to "try and be bad"
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I always miss the fun stuff! lol
I'm doing double-NAT now! Yay me! :)
Sounds like fun indeed!
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For the record, we have lots of fun days! Every day is a fun day when there are pagans to fight!
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For the record, we have lots of fun days! Every day is a fun day when there are pagans to fight!
Sir Nathan was so rebellious as a youth that one day he actually took his parents' lunch money meant for a nutritious meal at school & spent it on snack machine items. LOL How daring. :P
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How did you discover that?!? Slanderous I tell you! >:( >:( >:(
Lies, lies! I only bought an extra milk!
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Well, since I'm the Grosskomtur of the Beuseant Brotherood, I say the Teutonic Knights can eat candy and not clean their rooms either! So HA!
We get a fun day too! ;D
What's that mean, Sir Nathan? Looks obscene. ;)
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It means he's a big boy now and can stay up late on a school night without permission. LOL oh and I think it makes him the patriarchal chief of the Teutonic ranks. ;D
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For the record, we have lots of fun days! Every day is a fun day when there are pagans to fight!
Unless it turns out like the battle of the Ice, (Lake Peipus). In which case it would look kind of like this
Небо славян - группа "Федорино горе" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-Fy2c-FRxY#ws)
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Hey, what was that from? I've seen a still of the guy in the scale armor on horseback with the spear and face helm. Always liked that scale harness look.
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"Alexander. Battle of the Neva." - movie
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I think I'll need to check that out; looked like my kind of movie. Need to get ahold of another Russian flick as well...1476 or something like that.
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Could be 1612? It is a good movie.
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Lies, lies! I only bought an extra milk!
bet it was skim milk at that lol
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Lies, lies! I only bought an extra milk!
bet it was skim milk at that lol
Nah. Only thing 'skimmed' was the extra money from his parents so he could get chocolate milk instead.
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Could be 1612? It is a good movie.
That's it; 1612.
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i have never seen this movie. i have seen bits n pieces at an event that was selling movies that had this playing in the background. i REALLY want to see it one day
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Hey now good sir, I am a Pagan. albeit not a heathen. Real fun is Drunken jousting with dull lances!!! on foot!
Or playing who can court the wench!
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Hey now good sir, I am a Pagan. albeit not a heathen. Real fun is Drunken jousting with dull lances!!! on foot!
Or playing who can court the wench!
Those things sound like fun!!!! :D
If a fight breaks out a gain between the Pagans and the Teutonic knights I’m game, I will play the role my family always has in the issue, work for the Kingdom of Sweden and take land while you both are occupied trying to kill each other, and then fight to keep it. ;)
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Lake Peipus wasn't against pagans, it was against Novgorod. Also there were like only 40 Knights actually there (it was a force marshaled by the local Bishop) and it was outnumbered 3-1, with most of it's forces composed of native levys of doubtful quality, all fighting on the ice. I would hope in those circumstances, Novgorod's greatest hero could pull off a victory...
And I reenact the 14th century, you just see how taking Teutonic land works out for you ;)
Sir William, the Grosskomtur (Grand commander) was the 2nd highest rank in the Teutonic Order, directly below that of Hochmiester.
Also how dare you accuse me of chocolate milk thievery! This is outrage! :o
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Also how dare you accuse me of chocolate milk thievery! This is outrage! :o
Yes well your indignation is quite understandable and there is no other recourse, you gentlemen will just have to duel it out because the second best thing to actually being in a good duel is watching a good duel! ;)
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Yay, a duel! ;D
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a path a path... no wait a duel a duel
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Also how dare you accuse me of chocolate milk thievery! This is outrage! :o
Yes well your indignation is quite understandable and there is no other recourse, you gentlemen will just have to duel it out because the second best thing to actually being in a good duel is watching a good duel! ;)
A duel? What kind of duel?
A duel to the fingernail!
To the what?
To the fingernail! Whomever first loses a fingernail, shall also lose the duel! Now, have at you!
:D
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Lake Peipus wasn't against pagans, it was against Novgorod. Also there were like only 40 Knights actually there (it was a force marshaled by the local Bishop) and it was outnumbered 3-1, with most of it's forces composed of native levys of doubtful quality, all fighting on the ice. I would hope in those circumstances, Novgorod's greatest hero could pull off a victory...
And I reenact the 14th century, you just see how taking Teutonic land works out for you ;)
Sir William, the Grosskomtur (Grand commander) was the 2nd highest rank in the Teutonic Order, directly below that of Hochmiester.
Also how dare you accuse me of chocolate milk thievery! This is outrage! :o
Sir, you guys decided to attack the Novgorod Republic after Swedish forces weakened their forces on a different front. The people of the Novgorod were pagan & Eastern Orthodox Christians. True you only had more than 400 T. knights & around 4,000 Chud warrior/knights were accompanying them. Making the difference if number between the opposing forces around 2,000. Lucky you guys did not suffer many casualties, we did however lose the day.
(I mean my people died there with your guys fighting against them to take Novgorod. The alliance between Denmark, Sweden, and the Teutonic Order in1238 served my name well, as we acquired titles in Teutonic lands &/or land that were once Teutonic.)
Also thievery of chocolate milk :o shame on you… (I will admit to have done this. ;D)
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A duel you say!?!? It's on!!! Hammer time is fast approaching Sir Nathan. So I hope you got enough chocolate milk in you. I so dislike beating a malnourished knight. :P I'll keep the 'Butter-nubs' in reserve in case you collapse. ;D
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should their be a proxy? a second? lol Gallaghers against Potomac farms?
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should their be a proxy? a second? lol Gallaghers against Potomac farms?
I already landed 'Hood' & 'Garelick Farms' as sponsors for the regalia event. 'Nestle's Quik' was going to hook you up Sir Nathan but they heard about your dishonest endeavors and could not be associated with such an un-knightly scandal. :P
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A duel! Or several!
The Duel At Blood Creek - Comedy short film (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcSWsdTdYGI#ws)
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Funny!! :)
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Lake Peipus wasn't against pagans, it was against Novgorod. Also there were like only 40 Knights actually there (it was a force marshaled by the local Bishop) and it was outnumbered 3-1, with most of it's forces composed of native levys of doubtful quality, all fighting on the ice. I would hope in those circumstances, Novgorod's greatest hero could pull off a victory...
And I reenact the 14th century, you just see how taking Teutonic land works out for you ;)
Sir William, the Grosskomtur (Grand commander) was the 2nd highest rank in the Teutonic Order, directly below that of Hochmiester.
Also how dare you accuse me of chocolate milk thievery! This is outrage! :o
Sir, you guys decided to attack the Novgorod Republic after Swedish forces weakened their forces on a different front. The people of the Novgorod were pagan & Eastern Orthodox Christians. True you only had more than 400 T. knights & around 4,000 Chud warrior/knights were accompanying them. Making the difference if number between the opposing forces around 2,000. Lucky you guys did not suffer many casualties, we did however lose the day.
(I mean my people died there with your guys fighting against them to take Novgorod. The alliance between Denmark, Sweden, and the Teutonic Order in1238 served my name well, as we acquired titles in Teutonic lands &/or land that were once Teutonic.)
Also thievery of chocolate milk :o shame on you… (I will admit to have done this. ;D)
Most estimates put the forces at 2000 vs 6000, in Novgorod's favor.
I highly doubt there could have been 400 Teutonic Knights at Lake Peipus, considering the number of Knights never exceeded about 800 or so. You perhaps mean the total Teutonic forces. Also we didn't just decide to attack, Bishop Hermann of Estonia took a levy in pursuit of Nevsky's forces when they turned and offered battle.
Also while Novgorod employed Pagans, itself as a state wasn't Pagan but Orthodox.
And yes, that is the early half of the 13th century. We were barely established in the Baltic at that point. In the 14th century, even acquiring lands from the Ordenstaat via political machinations like you mentioned would be difficult. The saying throughout Europe was "If you think you're so clever, go deceive the Lords of Prussia!"
ALLEGED chocolate milk thievery ;)
And Lord Dane, I doubt your hammer time can approach faster than my sword, or as far as my spear. 8)
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Nothing alleged. I have good sources. :)
And only thing you have in "speed and reach" is from being able to take extra lunch money from the parents without their knowledge. Maybe the thieves guild has a place for you. :P
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We'll see how well the philosophy of ignoring the opponent's weapons will serve you in combat, Lord Dane...
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We'll see how well the philosophy of ignoring the opponent's weapons will serve you in combat, Lord Dane...
Will serve me like a wench in a tavern; or a whore in a brothel. :P Which is to say, with a drink in hand & to my satisfaction. LOL Bring it on!!!! 8) I'll have chocolate covered 'Butter-nubs' YUM YUM to distract your focus and a longsword for the trimmings. ;)
This is going to be fun, Sir Nathan. I'll bring you a complimentary gift should you land first steel. ** Oh good news too!! ** ATTN: Thorsteinn. Meeting with the USA BOTN Team May 18, 19 weekend for some full-armored SCA demos in Barony of the Bridge (Johnston, RI). Should be a good turn out. I'll get some pics. :) :)
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Also how dare you accuse me of chocolate milk thievery! This is outrage! :o
Yes well your indignation is quite understandable and there is no other recourse, you gentlemen will just have to duel it out because the second best thing to actually being in a good duel is watching a good duel! ;)
It's only fair that Sir Brian be given the best seat in the house for this event. :) He gets to Marshall. ;)
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Yay, a duel! ;D
YES YES!!! a Duel. Longsword, or quarterstaff?? ;D
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I wish I was close enough to some of you to train with you.
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Come to the West. We have more awesome Fighters than anyone. :D