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Re: Funnies
« Reply #885 on: 2015-04-30, 21:17:24 »
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He made a sound reminiscent of a monkey passing a kidney stone, and it probably felt pretty similar.
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #886 on: 2015-04-30, 22:55:06 »
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #887 on: 2015-05-06, 01:37:29 »
Beowulf Meets Godsylla

Meanehwæl, baccat meaddehæle,     monstær lurccen;
Fulle few too many drincce,     hie luccen for fyht.
Ðen Hreorfneorhtðhwr,     son of Hrwærowþheororthwl,
Æsccen æwful jeork     to steop outsyd.
Þhud! Bashe! Crasch! Beoom!     Ðe bigge gye
Eallum his bon brak,     byt his nose offe;
Wicced Godsylla     wæld on his asse.
Monstær moppe fleor wyþ     eallum men in hælle.
Beowulf in bacceroome     fonecall bamaccen wæs;
Hearen sond of ruccus     sæd, “Hwæt ðe helle?”
Graben sheold strang     ond swich-blæd scharp
Stond feorth to fyht     ðe grimlic foe.
“Me,” Godsylla sæd,     “mac ðe minsemete.”
Heoro cwyc geten heold     wiþ fæmed half-nelson
Ond flyng him lic frisbe     bac to fen
Beowulf belly up     to meaddehæle bar,
Sæd, “Ne foe beaten     mie færsom cung-fu.”
Eorderen cocca-cohla     yce-coeld, ðe reol þyng.

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Re: Funnies
« Reply #888 on: 2015-05-08, 15:40:02 »
D’azur à trois fasces d’argent, et au chef gueule chargé de trois étoiles d’or.

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Re: Funnies
« Reply #889 on: 2015-05-09, 00:53:10 »
I'm dying right now

http://i.imgur.com/ks8M8kv.gifv

lol, and apparently it's completely effective. :)
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #890 on: 2015-05-09, 01:06:41 »
I'm dying right now

http://i.imgur.com/ks8M8kv.gifv

lol, and apparently it's completely effective. :)

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Re: Funnies
« Reply #891 on: 2015-05-18, 02:05:36 »


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Re: Funnies
« Reply #892 on: 2015-05-19, 23:51:27 »
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #893 on: 2015-05-26, 21:21:08 »
Yubnub allayloo!

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Re: Funnies
« Reply #894 on: 2015-05-28, 18:06:48 »
I'm dying right now

http://i.imgur.com/ks8M8kv.gifv

lol, and apparently it's completely effective. :)

You need LvL 100 Agility

That was...interesting.  So, who's going to try it at the next duel?

Goldenrod...that was funny!
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #895 on: 2015-06-02, 01:58:36 »
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #896 on: 2015-07-14, 18:49:46 »
The eternal quest.
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #897 on: 2015-08-11, 04:24:37 »
Because we all need some D-Piddy.



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Re: Funnies
« Reply #898 on: 2015-08-11, 04:47:19 »
And so that I don't stray too far from some of my brethren's interest I've got some history, The Spanish Inquisition to be precise.

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Re: Funnies
« Reply #899 on: 2015-08-13, 21:57:17 »
Yep, this covers it.
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