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Re: Funnies
« Reply #600 on: 2014-02-06, 05:33:51 »
Random fan comment: "Why can't you smile? Why do you have to hit things?"

The Fiancee's reply: "He smiles when he gets to hit things."

Lol
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #601 on: 2014-02-06, 05:34:40 »
Lol. Someone sent me this on the book of faces today when I had no power.
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #602 on: 2014-02-07, 19:38:37 »
I am going to buy this for my guinnie pig.
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #603 on: 2014-02-07, 20:53:50 »
Lol. Someone sent me this on the book of faces today when I had no power.

Points for creativity
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #604 on: 2014-02-14, 06:53:54 »
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #605 on: 2014-02-15, 02:13:50 »
Not if it were the rennasciance transition.
Back in my day we used bows instead of this fancy hand cannons to kill peach other!!!!!
The pistol was invented in 1512 by an unknown inventor. We all know gunpowder had existed in combat pre 1512.
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #606 on: 2014-02-15, 18:10:57 »
« Last Edit: 2014-02-18, 15:15:08 by wilburnicus »
D’azur à trois fasces d’argent, et au chef gueule chargé de trois étoiles d’or.

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Re: Funnies
« Reply #607 on: 2014-02-16, 17:50:02 »
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #608 on: 2014-02-16, 20:08:12 »
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #609 on: 2014-02-18, 07:18:14 »
I must be tired, because this is really stupid, yet I laughed entirely too hard at it. :P

Per pale azure and argent, an eagle displayed per pale argent and sable, armed and langued or.

So a Norman, a Saxon, and a Viking walk into England....

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Re: Funnies
« Reply #610 on: 2014-02-18, 15:15:42 »
These Bayeux Tapestry memes are the best...
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #611 on: 2014-02-18, 19:55:58 »
I do get a kick out of em.
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #612 on: 2014-02-18, 23:07:30 »
Quick question Sir Aiden: Is your signature in Latin, or something else?
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #613 on: 2014-02-19, 01:31:20 »
Latin, idk if the format is correct because it is google translate.
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #614 on: 2014-02-19, 02:29:50 »
I was gonna say...
It literally reads : By the friend, and each other obstacle and by the world heart, it conquers.

If you would like, here's a more accurate translation:
Amici, et virtus, et cor purus omnes impedimenta vincent.

(I took Latin for 6 years)
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