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Re: Funnies
« Reply #525 on: 2013-11-20, 03:40:12 »
All that armor & fighting, now you're just teasing a man.
What if they had a catapult that lauched a giant inflatable ball. That'd be wicked. And every man that the ball touches is dead and until it stops moving it is no longer deadly.

 Waterballoon Wednesday at pennsic lol. Catapults arrows, grenades. RUST

Grenades! What is this? Bed Knobs and Broom Sticks?
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #526 on: 2013-12-04, 04:16:54 »
Amazon is considering using drone-copters for delivery.

The US Postal Service has responded with:
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #527 on: 2013-12-04, 05:36:09 »
Haha "Mail day! Stay indoors to prevent injury."
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #528 on: 2013-12-04, 19:11:29 »
As awesome as it was to wear armor at the beach, if I don't do that again, I think this is going to be my backup plan:

http://www.galicianshop.com/kilts/galician-kilts/galician-blue-kilt-towel.htm

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Re: Funnies
« Reply #529 on: 2013-12-05, 14:12:24 »

Hah! I love it. :)
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #530 on: 2013-12-16, 18:59:43 »
The siege of Boun-cey castle:

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Re: Funnies
« Reply #531 on: 2013-12-16, 22:29:22 »
The siege of Boun-cey castle:



Swords and balloon castles never mix.
But this would be very much fun. Maybe S.c.A shoudl start making balloon forts.
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #532 on: 2013-12-17, 02:52:50 »


*groan*
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #533 on: 2013-12-17, 03:55:40 »
*face-palm*
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #534 on: 2013-12-17, 15:35:23 »

Ha! *groan* ... I've added it to the FB page list. :)
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #535 on: 2013-12-17, 18:15:24 »
That is so punny!

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Re: Funnies
« Reply #536 on: 2013-12-22, 05:37:28 »
Hate when this happens... poor horse doesn't have a leg to stand on

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Re: Funnies
« Reply #537 on: 2013-12-23, 23:06:27 »
Times never Change.
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #538 on: 2013-12-28, 01:19:42 »
A buddy posted this on the Book of Faces today. ;D

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So a Norman, a Saxon, and a Viking walk into England....

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Re: Funnies
« Reply #539 on: 2013-12-29, 02:39:46 »
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