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Re: Funnies
« Reply #360 on: 2012-12-03, 22:46:01 »
i hate you  ;D

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Re: Funnies
« Reply #361 on: 2012-12-05, 06:11:48 »
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/spo/3433008150.html

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Medieval sword made out of stainless steel and weighing about 20 pounds. The blade measures about 28 inches long. If you include the hilt, the sword is about 37 inches long

Those 3 foot long 20 pound swords really do exist, I guess..... :(
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #362 on: 2012-12-05, 07:24:20 »
Dang tempted to ask my cousin who lives in that town to examine this legendary blade for me, that or send him the following link:

http://www.truefork.org/DragonPreservationSociety/Swordheavy.php
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #363 on: 2012-12-05, 18:10:11 »
Dang tempted to ask my cousin who lives in that town to examine this legendary blade for me, that or send him the following link:

http://www.truefork.org/DragonPreservationSociety/Swordheavy.php

Ah, and I forgot to mention, especially funny to me, as I have that sword, and it's only 3 or 4 pounds. :)
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #364 on: 2012-12-09, 00:01:47 »
 ;D

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Re: Funnies
« Reply #365 on: 2012-12-11, 23:44:41 »
Saw this posted on facebook:

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Re: Funnies
« Reply #366 on: 2012-12-12, 01:13:58 »
 :o ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Funnies
« Reply #367 on: 2012-12-12, 05:14:31 »
Awesome
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #368 on: 2012-12-18, 19:20:58 »

lol:
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #369 on: 2012-12-18, 21:27:59 »

lol:

"Magnets - feared by knights and mormons too"
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« Reply #370 on: 2012-12-19, 14:03:41 »

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Re: Funnies
« Reply #371 on: 2012-12-19, 18:34:22 »
Saw this posted on facebook:



This one is awesome.  So's the one with DV knighting Luke.  Or whomever.  lol
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #372 on: 2012-12-19, 19:35:16 »

From the caption-contest by the Higgins Armory Museum:
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #373 on: 2012-12-20, 19:32:06 »
Feel pretty proud of writing this humorous comeuppance... till the guy after me replied with a sniper shot.

Read the first bit in the voice of the Family Guy "Bone my Girlfriend" dude. Trust me.
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #374 on: 2012-12-20, 21:20:50 »
LOL

NICELY DONE, Mark! 
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