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Re: Funnies
« Reply #900 on: 2015-08-21, 20:23:32 »
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #901 on: 2015-10-11, 20:00:41 »
Per pale azure and argent, an eagle displayed per pale argent and sable, armed and langued or.

So a Norman, a Saxon, and a Viking walk into England....

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Re: Funnies
« Reply #902 on: 2015-10-12, 12:29:52 »
Some good stuff in here. 8)

http://cheezburger.com/518661/funny-memes-just-medieval-things

Heh, I'll have to put some of it up on the Order FB page.

(BTW everyone, always feel free to suggest things for that, funnies or not-- Sirs James, Ian, Brian, and myself can currently post to it)
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #903 on: 2015-10-28, 00:35:17 »
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #904 on: 2015-10-28, 00:36:33 »
And yeah, and oldie but a goodie.

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Re: Funnies
« Reply #905 on: 2015-10-28, 23:01:38 »
This week I read the phrase "Do you ever see something and think 'Wow, that is violently American?'"

And the reply was "You mean like Glazed Donut Bacon Cheeseburgers?"

And I thought "Yep, that counts".
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #906 on: 2015-10-29, 00:20:57 »
This week I read the phrase "Do you ever see something and think 'Wow, that is violently American?'"

And the reply was "You mean like Glazed Donut Bacon Cheeseburgers?"

And I thought "Yep, that counts".

Heh, I'll have to remember that phrase. :)
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #907 on: 2015-10-29, 03:03:26 »
This week I read the phrase "Do you ever see something and think 'Wow, that is violently American?'"

And the reply was "You mean like Glazed Donut Bacon Cheeseburgers?"

And I thought "Yep, that counts".

Where have those been my entire life?!   :o
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #908 on: 2015-10-29, 05:55:43 »
This week I read the phrase "Do you ever see something and think 'Wow, that is violently American?'"

And the reply was "You mean like Glazed Donut Bacon Cheeseburgers?"

And I thought "Yep, that counts".

Oh my. Just looking at those things makes me want to schedule an appointment with a cardiologist. :o
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #909 on: 2015-10-29, 16:25:47 »
This week I read the phrase "Do you ever see something and think 'Wow, that is violently American?'"

And the reply was "You mean like Glazed Donut Bacon Cheeseburgers?"

And I thought "Yep, that counts".

Oh my. Just looking at those things makes me want to schedule an appointment with a cardiologist. :o

And the dentist at the same time. We need a one-stop shop... a cardio-dentist!
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #910 on: 2015-10-29, 16:47:56 »
This week I read the phrase "Do you ever see something and think 'Wow, that is violently American?'"

And the reply was "You mean like Glazed Donut Bacon Cheeseburgers?"

And I thought "Yep, that counts".

Oh my. Just looking at those things makes me want to schedule an appointment with a cardiologist. :o

And the dentist at the same time. We need a one-stop shop... a cardio-dentist!
I think I'm still young enough to eat these things without worry!
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #911 on: 2015-11-12, 23:15:00 »
I am guilty of way to many of these.

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Re: Funnies
« Reply #912 on: 2015-11-25, 20:34:50 »
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #913 on: 2015-11-25, 22:47:22 »
I found this digging through files from a stack of CDs I burned back in 1998 & 1999:

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A duke is hunting in a forest with his men-at-arms and servants when he comes upon a tree. Archery targets are painted all over it, and smack in the middle of each is an arrow.

"Who is this incredibly fine archer?" cries the duke. "I must find him."

After continuing through the forest for a few miles, he comes across a small boy carrying a bow and arrow. Eventually the boy admits that it was he who shot the arrows plumb in the center of all the targets.

"You didn't just walk up to the targets and hammer the arrows into the middle, did you?" asks the duke worriedly.

"No my lord. I shot them from 100 paces. I swear it by all that I hold holy."

"That is truly astonishing," says the duke. "I hereby admit you into my service. But I must ask one favor in return. You must tell me how you came to be such an outstanding shot."

"Well," said the boy, "first I fire the arrow at the tree, and then I paint the target around it."
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Re: Funnies
« Reply #914 on: 2015-11-28, 02:53:08 »
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