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Sir Douglas:

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http://britishlibrary.typepad.co.uk/digitisedmanuscripts/2013/09/knight-v-snail.html

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How to battle a snail in six easy steps!

Shoot fireballs from your hands. (Fig. 1)
Use an anthropomorphic face-shield. (Figs. 2 & 5)
Joust it in the trees. (Fig. 3)
Get assistance from your friendly neighborhood lion-dragon-man. (Fig. 4)
Pray that it goes away. (Figs. 6 & 7)
Have a monkey and/or small, woodland creature fight it for you. (Figs. 8 & 9)

Aiden of Oreland:
LordDane, you have an excelent point, maybe not as stronge as mother England, but manages not to be vanquished by them. Thus a stronge defence. And next time I see a snail, I will most definitely use those tips lol.💪😄👍

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