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Todd Eriksen:
Are you bored sitting in your castle in your home country? Want an adventure? What better thing to do than to start your own religious order!! Follow in the footsteps of the illustrious Knights Templar, the Hospitalliers and the Teutonic Knights!!

For only $49.99 you can start your own religious order by owning a piece of the one true cross on which Jesus was crucified!! Yes, you heard it right! Only $49.99 and you can have your very own piece of history which all other religious orders will be jealous of and plot for your downfall!



And if you order today you will also receive a nail from the one true cross! A value of $29.99 is yours, FREE, if you order today! Yes, for only $49.99 you can have a 'REAL' piece of the cross in which Jesus was crucified and a 'REAL' nail which some Roman carpenter used to built the cross with! What a bargain! And you don't even have to get the Pope's blessing to go to Jerusalem or dig under the old churches or live in the middle of a desert! Start your religious order right from your very own living room chair!

If you'd rather upgrade your purchase, for an extra $19.99 we will send you a piece of the cross with Jesus' own blood on it!! Check out the photo below!

Yes, you'll be the envy of the living history and SCA communities by starting your own religious order centered around our religious icons! Order yours TODAY!

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Coming Soon! Some of Jesus' 1st carpentry projects from Freshmen Shop Class!

Ian:
dibs pending measurements

Sir Edward:
lol, awesome :)

Sir Gerard de Rodes:
lol  :D

If I buy enough of these I could re-build a complete "true cross" .......... or three  :P ::)

G.

Sir Wolf:

--- Quote from: Ian on 2012-10-19, 00:35:36 ---dibs pending measurements

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HAH!!!!!!!!

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