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New pell sword.
Sir Patrick:
Sweet!
Lord Dane:
Now that's a great sword. Can I borrow it to cut through this damn 3-day old block of Vermont extra-sharp cheddar cheese??? I don't know why they call this dang cheese extra-sharp when it's so damn stale & brittle. Extra sharp my ars!! Won't be using this cheese block as a whet-stone anytime soon. Least the wine bottle opens with ease. :P Drink hardily my brethren for I shall soon be fore-gone til the sun shines.
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