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Knight of the week
Sir John of Felsenbau:
Old?....OLD?? OLD??? No I AM OLD!!
I'm so old, that I got my first chocolate from Noah on his ark!
I'm so old, that I was present at the birth of fire!
I'm so old, that I learned math using an abacus!
I'm so old, that my mail is delivered by a Roman Centurion!
I'm so old, that my newspaper is printed in Aramais!
I'm so old, that my first car was a chariot!
I'm so old, that my birthstone is lava!
I'm so old, that I called my first wife "Hun" because she was one!
I'm so old, that I knew Burger King when he was only a prince!
I'm so old, that my first Christmas WAS the first Christmas!
I'm so old, that my high school graduation picture was a cave painting!
I'm so old, that my high school prom theme was fire!
I'm so old, that when I was a kid, I had a dinosaur as a pet!
I'm so old , that for dinner I had Mastadon meat!
I'm so old, that I was an eyewitness to the birth of agriculture!
I'm so old, that for breakfast I had scrambled Pteradactyle eggs!
I'm so old, that there were only 10 letters in the alphabet!
I'm so old, that my parents were Adam and Eve!
Does that settle the matter!!
OLD Sir John
Sir Edward:
Ha! Nicely done, good sir. :)
Sir James A:
Ha! Nicely done indeed. Reminds me of a card my sister sent me a picture of last year for my birthday:
Sir Brian:
Thank you brethren! It's nice to know my brothers have my back against young whippersnappers, even if brother young whippersnappers! ;)
SirNathanQ:
Brother young whippersnapper reporting! ;D
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